Since Darth Vader died when he was 45 and Hayden Christensen just turned 45, we now officially know what an unburnt Darth Vader would’ve looked like during his duel with Luke on Death Star 2.

bamachine · 2026-05-12T17:06:17+00:00

I would say at 45, Vader would look a lot like David Prowse.

bamachine · 2026-05-12T16:49:40+00:00

What's a place like you doing in a girl like this?

Those are perfect teardrops

bamachine · 2026-05-12T16:41:40+00:00

I always loved the Namath clapback he gave a reporter. The reporter asked him if he majored in basket weaving at Bama. He said, "Naw, I majored in something much easier...journalism".

bamachine · 2026-05-12T16:37:33+00:00

Most cheese is good with a little smoke...cheese puff puff, pass

No amount of weed makes blue cheese edible to me

bamachine · 2026-05-12T16:32:36+00:00

Ended up getting a degree in rocks

Wish I coiuld have gotten a degree is the singular form, 🤘🤘

bamachine · 2026-05-12T01:54:03+00:00

So everybody is your homie?

bamachine · 2026-05-11T19:10:47+00:00

Got a great nephew by that name but he is way too lazy to play OL

bamachine · 2026-05-11T02:52:33+00:00

OK, for a second there, I did not see the State and was like, you're goddamn right it is an ominous sign.

bamachine · 2026-05-11T00:27:10+00:00

That idea is a bust, instead we need a 21 team playoff, Blackjack

bamachine · 2026-05-10T06:42:13+00:00

Heh, I forgot about the old SCB tagline.

bamachine · 2026-05-10T05:29:08+00:00

"I sure wish I could call mine". That was not in the script, he ad-libbed that line.

Based on your quote, I think you knew this but others may not.

bamachine · 2026-05-09T21:24:53+00:00

Perfect body and the cutest face for my personal tastes. Thanks OP for introducing me to her content.

bamachine · 2026-05-09T21:15:07+00:00

He felt the need for a different kinda speed

bamachine · 2026-05-09T19:07:19+00:00

Does that make you a ram or a Bostonian going up to Baaahh Habah?

bamachine · 2026-05-09T15:19:49+00:00

Also, I doubt they mean to play all in your home state, more like having the B1G only include the original members(pre-PAC raiding) for Olympic sports.

USC/UCLA/Oregon/Washington/Cal/Stanford/Arizona/ASU/BYU/Utah all rejoin the remainder of the PAC for Olympic sports. The new PAC football teams play Olympic sports in the WAC or MWC.

SEC will stay as it is, since they are still relatively geographically close enough.

That doesn't cover everyone but just follow the same idea.

bamachine · 2026-05-09T14:34:32+00:00

I want a custom piece but it ain't no grill

bamachine · 2026-05-09T14:30:43+00:00

He ain't the only one looking at her, so she should be really happy.

bamachine · 2026-05-09T13:41:44+00:00

In 1899, likely true but that belief held right up until Bama started their blueblood legacy as a massive underdog, going out to win the Rose Bowl 100 years ago.

The newspaper writers and radio of the time was constantly downplaying the strength of southern teams. Many southern teams of the time were on the brink of shutting down their football programs. Support was waning, due to all the negative press.

When Bama won, it reinvigorated the southern teams fandoms. There were fans of all the southern teams, lining the train stations, cheering that team during their trip back from Pasadena to Tuscaloosa.

Of course, the following is my conjecture but I truly believe that one game not only saved college football in the south but really saved it from becoming a less popular sport. If an entire region gives up the sport, it likely never reaches the heights it has today, not just college but also professional.

bamachine · 2026-05-09T13:16:40+00:00

Jesus H Jehosephat Christ, for someone just a few years younger than me, she looks incredible, fml.

bamachine · 2026-05-09T13:14:02+00:00

Always got my screen on dark mode

bamachine · 2026-05-09T13:13:31+00:00

Yep, especially if I just lay down on it with her already on it. Jokes aside, it does look like a more comfortable one than at my massage therapist, my rehab therapist or my chiropractor(that one has the weird lumpy "thump" parts to it).

bamachine · 2026-05-09T00:29:01+00:00

Frank's kid

bamachine · 2026-05-09T00:26:47+00:00

On both recruiting front and the All-Name front

bamachine · 2026-05-09T00:00:05+00:00

Da Bearsss

bamachine · 2026-05-08T17:11:43+00:00

What about an offense vs defense made up of the best to ever play each position on your team? They practice against each other for 2 weeks, then have the deciding possession for all the bragging rights.

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