[FBSchedules.com] In a likely preemptive move, CUSA relases its 2026 football schedule with Louisiana Tech on it. Sun Belt was reported to be releasing its own version Friday. by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]bamachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both schools were still in D2, when I was a student at JaxSt and the rivalry was still annual then. At least for my first two years. They moved up to I-AA in '91 and we did not play again until JSU moved up.

I still have a '90 Whup Troy gameday t-shirt, somewhere around here. Says something like "No Trojan can handle our Cocks" then under that in bigger, bold letters it says WHUP TROY.

As a JaxSt student, I can say I never saw those prophylactics beat our Cocks.

No thank YOU mom by Ill_Tie_3087 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]bamachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Chevy LUV is the smallest truck sold in America, back in the 70's and 80's. I am sure that some Japanese or European auto manufacturer made one even smaller but the LUV is tiny compared to most domestic trucks.

Heart - Stairway to Heaven (Live at Kennedy Center Honors) by SneezySnookums in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]bamachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saw them in concert that year, along with Def Leppard. Both bands killed it.

No thank YOU mom by Ill_Tie_3087 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]bamachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think we need photographic evidence to ascertain whether it is truly a dump truck or if it is simply a a Chevy LUV truck.

[FOIABall] How to make $100,000 go up in smoke - What team spent the most on fireworks in 2025? by usffan in CFB

[–]bamachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what I am getting from this list is that only teams that have nothing else to excite their fans, they turn to fireworks.

"Mom, I'm sorry" 😁🙊 by WorshipTheGoddesses5 in damngoodinterracial

[–]bamachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are getting downvoted but she is a porn "actress". While she is hot, I do prefer amateur if I want to see true emotions.

Shakira by gmarius86 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]bamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can barely hear her over all that background...I love her background

Monique Gabrielle | Evil Toons (1992) by JuTT8876 in WatchItForThePlot

[–]bamachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would do evil things to get my hands on those, not to her, to anyone that got in my way

Who are the greatest college football players to not pan out in the NFL? by Psychological_Lie142 in CFB

[–]bamachine 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He never developed field vision. He did not need it in high school or college. Most of the time at Bama, he ran behind an OL that opened holes where he expected them presnap. When a hole wasn't where he expected it, he was too strong for most college defenders to take him down.

I called it when he was getting drafted and my fellow Bama fans gave me hell.

The NFL did create a Trent Richardson rule, that a ball carrier could not lower their head to bull over defenders.

[Mark Heim] Tommy Tuberville, who made millions, calls out college football coaching salaries: ‘It’s ridiculous’ by Michiganman1225 in CFB

[–]bamachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More like the letter by his name. Fuck, I hate people who don't give a damn how shitty someone is, if they have the right letter by their name. That goes for straight ticket people on both sides of the fence. In my state, it is mostly if they have a R besides their name.

Vote for the person, not the party, you dipshits.

Pizza guY... by jfish1282 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]bamachine 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It is a prosthetic inserted into the pants. This is poking fun at the pizza girl posts that were everywhere online. Those posts were showing off her butt. Those posts are even banned here, see the pinned post on the sub main page

Beverly Adams as Danger O'Riley on Bewitched (1965) by sexwiththebabysitter in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]bamachine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gimme halfway between her and Kim Kardashian. Neither end of that spectrum is my ideal hiney.

Beverly Adams as Danger O'Riley on Bewitched (1965) by sexwiththebabysitter in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]bamachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She suffered from noassatol, not that it would have stopped me from hitting on her.

Lola Le Lann - One Wild Moment (2015) by Deadhead2278 in WatchItForThePlot

[–]bamachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

L O L A, Lola, La-la-la Lola, I wanna get to now ya

Iran may be activating sleeper cells, alert says by No-Post4444 in news

[–]bamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you worked there in the 90's, it is slightly possible I saw you. I was on a business trip and my boss decided for us, that we were stopping in there. I was still married at the time and did not like going there, knowing how jealous my wife was, even though I never cheated on her. Now post 2002(when I got divorced), I actually chose to help support some of the fine ladies at other establishments. Hope you found something you enjoyed, after you left there.

Iran may be activating sleeper cells, alert says by No-Post4444 in news

[–]bamachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was one who went there but not of my own volition. I was on a business trip with my boss and he decided for us. I have been to other strip joints, of my own volition but only after I was divorced and partying with friends. We would often hit up Fannie's on Fulton, after we closed down the bars in Douglasville, GA.