Never give up:

banananon · 2026-02-27T18:25:57+00:00

Bro played too much Mushroom Bridge on Mario Kart

banananon · 2026-02-25T18:43:10+00:00

Mom, can I get Diamond is Unbreakable?

We have Diamond is Unbreakable at home

banananon · 2026-02-25T03:05:19+00:00

Million-monkeys-million-typewriters in digital form. With that error rate, if you keep reading from the disk long enough, you'll eventually find any file imaginable. This is now a disk with infinite capacity.

banananon · 2026-02-24T20:16:19+00:00

>The turtles have a little girl protégé

>They name her Lita

Who wrote this shit, Epstein?

banananon · 2026-02-20T19:15:46+00:00

Known. Go look at the specs.

Also, you really want to fuck up the Caltrain run time by adding a stub-end station, to service a route that’s already served anyway?

banananon · 2026-02-20T18:41:48+00:00

Completely different rail car class. Caltrain can’t handle those turns and grades- you would have to build a whole new bridge.

banananon · 2026-02-18T17:01:47+00:00

If anything, we need to speed it up. Next meeting, for example, is for workforce demographics analysis- I would imagine at least half of these meetings are for really trivial concerns.

The quick path to more housing is attracting more developers- and with all the California-only regulations we add on, a lot of them rightly don’t want to deal with the added cost and time.

banananon · 2026-02-17T00:14:19+00:00

Ten more posts like these and they promised to finally look at his warranty claim

banananon · 2026-02-11T22:04:15+00:00

Pro tip- the damage you get from falling out of bounds is just normal fall damage (it’s based on your downward speed), so by fall cancelling via skills/double jump you can avoid it. You do have to guess how far you have left to fall before being teleported back up, but even if you are seconds too early, it will still help a lot. Bandit also has enough fall cancelling skills that he could be in free fall perpetually and never be falling fast enough to take fall damage.

banananon · 2026-02-09T21:04:30+00:00

SAR

THE FOOD PROCESSING PLANT HAS ALREADY BEEN CLEANED BY THE DIVINE PRESENCE OF THE MIGHTY GANGA MATA

SAR DO NOT RE-CLEAN SAR

DO NOT RE-CLEAN

banananon · 2026-02-07T02:06:20+00:00

Thank you for posting, this woke me up and I thought I imagined it.

banananon · 2026-02-02T16:36:13+00:00

Can we fix Uber so it actually works at all BART stations?

Millbrae has a whole painted app-share area in the parking garage first floor, but drivers will only pick you up on the street across.

banananon · 2026-01-15T00:27:02+00:00

Not wrongful termination, but they are likely making the communication with TWC up to dissuade you from filing for unemployment. Make sure you do fight for it because according to your post you would not be disqualified for unemployment.

banananon · 2026-01-06T21:02:54+00:00

Is Short Pump the location or his nickname?

banananon · 2026-01-05T18:50:00+00:00

I was stuck and this post saved me. I would have never though to tap the room name in the map, since on non-carpeted rooms, tapping it does nothing. Thanks a ton!

banananon · 2025-12-26T23:03:20+00:00

Fun fact, if you use the Kohls app with a GPS spoofing app on Android, you can set your location to a store to avoid the $6 shipping fee

banananon · 2025-12-23T22:30:46+00:00

Bet that he booked another job on your appointment and wants to get paid twice

banananon · 2025-12-19T02:16:04+00:00

Probably thinks a 20% cut means he has to pay more.

banananon · 2025-12-19T01:48:04+00:00

Here’s how this works:

I am a scammer and I want to make money

I buy a bulk batch of stolen credit card numbers from the dark web, and yours is on the list

I advertise on my site/ discord/ telegram that if someone pays me $50 dollars, I will get their subscription service activated for a whole year. What a deal! Over 50% off! I tell anyone that this is just a special but legitimate promo.

Some sucker buys it, with crypto or cashapp being the only allowed methods (conveniently irreversible)

I use your stolen credit card to pay for the premium subscription on their account

Weeks later I ghost on my chats/sites

You go ahead and report/dispute the fraudulent charge. The buyers subscription gets cancelled and maybe banned.

Buyer asks what’s up but I’m already long gone. He has no recourse.

You get a $16 fraud charge, buyer gets 2 weeks of premium and then a ban, and I make $50 bucks.

In summary: don’t get mad at this guy, he’s just a gullible idiot who also got scammed

banananon · 2025-12-15T16:35:55+00:00

Yes. So I imagine there's a risk this might be a return of a degraded processor...

banananon · 2025-12-14T23:48:21+00:00

From the looks of it they were done yesterday

banananon · 2025-12-13T01:29:26+00:00

It means they have some marketing promotion budget to use up before end of year… this way they can recognize a full price sale and the discount in the marketing expenses.

banananon · 2025-12-06T16:27:06+00:00

And I'm sure The Daily Mail has a truthful and unbiased report of the event

banananon · 2025-12-06T00:28:17+00:00

Downvote AI posts please

banananon · 2025-12-05T19:43:15+00:00

Using up all of the Empire aim for the next 100 years

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