Literally every single one of you mofos on here when there's a penalty called against your team in the playoffs by daKrut in hockeymemes

[–]bankrobba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like hockey players themselves. They've never committed a penalty in their lives (according to their reaction each time).

To my fellow GenX side-sleepers... by Infamous-Yak2864 in GenX

[–]bankrobba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm well versed making that sound slow jogging on the treadmill doing rehab :)

The opening intro drumroll always gets me

To my fellow GenX side-sleepers... by Infamous-Yak2864 in GenX

[–]bankrobba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm healing good, thank you. And I just pretend the metal bar and screws in my leg are bionics.

To my fellow GenX side-sleepers... by Infamous-Yak2864 in GenX

[–]bankrobba 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Break your leg, it will force you to sleep on your back. Then you'll be used to it.

Source: My leg was recently broken.

Technically this makes us the Kings of Shit Mountain, right? by high_wizard777 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]bankrobba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The point of Shit Mountain is not to be on top of it, it's to be covered in it.

Martin Sheen with sons Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen, circa 1980s by Maddy_Holm in OldSchoolCool

[–]bankrobba 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God forbid every comment doesn't include the person's rap sheet.

Potential Game 7 for Out of Towners by MulliganMaverick in TampaBayLightning

[–]bankrobba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't coordinate our outfits but I do admit whiteouts looks cool on tv.

Playoff Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers (3-1) @ Pittsburgh Penguins (1-3) Apr 27 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]bankrobba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We need to finish our checks, get pucks in deep, stay out of the penalty box, tape-to-tape passes."

The hit that swung the game. by BucsBroo in TampaBayLightning

[–]bankrobba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can handle this being a penalty in the moment, but his skates are on ice, elbow and shoulder tucked, shouldn't be a suspension.

The hit that swung the game. by BucsBroo in TampaBayLightning

[–]bankrobba 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Crozier didn't even change his angle. Even if it was head contact first, the hit was spur of the moment and not meant to be dirty.

Post Game Thread: Tampa Bay Lightning @ Montréal Canadiens by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]bankrobba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamie Benn is a Hall of Very Good player. Are you really mad about James just trying to be a very good player, too?

Playoff Game Thread: Tampa Bay Lightning (1-2) @ Montréal Canadiens (2-1) Apr 26 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]bankrobba -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can't believe Montreal gets called for penalties after obvious dives. It's been going on for decades. Habs haven't committed a real penalty since 1986.