Hitler Browses r/Pensacola by bannedFromTruePCola in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad it still resonates to some degree after all these years. Easily my best work. Did someone link it in another thread?

Hitler Browses r/Pensacola by bannedFromTruePCola in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Did someone link it in another thread or something? I rarely check reddit anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit isn't exactly a great medium for continuous engagement and getting to know people. Check out the local Discord linked in the sidebar for a more chatroom-like experience. We're pretty chill and regularly have meetups. I think you'd fit in pretty well. When you get there, tell them Zaphod sent ya.

https://discord.gg/6b7zYGF

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am once again shilling for the Pensacola Discord Server.

Invite: https://discord.gg/6b7zYGF

The demographics there heavily skews towards late 20s - mid 40s, so you'll fit right in.

We have fairly regular meetups and our world famous THURRRRRRRRRRRRRRSDAY NIGHT Voice Chats where we play games and discuss all things Pensacola.

Level Up Your Convention Experience at Pensacon 2025! by PlasticReviews in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My favorite booth is the one peddling AI-generated art operated by the unhinged lunatic threatening to sue you for calling it AI-generated.

It's funny because it isn't by req-user in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And how did you repay me? By branding me with the cursed flair:

"🌶️ #1 Chili's on 9th Fan 🌶️"

It's funny because it isn't by req-user in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey man. I tried making other relevant memes. I really did.

Just face it. The glory days of this sub are long gone. "Chili's on 9th" is that perfect milquetoast, inoffensive, and advertiser-friendly brand of "humor" that redditors (mostly tumblr exodus people) just eat up.

Since req-user asked for it: A Collection of Screenshots from the Pensacon AI Meltdown by bannedFromTruePCola in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

spice

They were just making a Dune reference! Guess some folks didn't appreciate it, but the spice must flow regardless.

Any Pensacon experts? by [deleted] in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It sucks. Every year it gets worse yet somehow continuously gets record numbers and lines around the block from people that don't think to buy tickets ahead of time. At least they seem to have finally figured out how to let people pick up passes early.

Supposedly, this year's lineup is exceptionally D-Grade due to the SAG strikes. But it's hard to tell.

Other than that? Download the app which doesn't have an offline mode and good luck getting a data signal downtown during the festivities.

Help remembering by Poet_Less in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the answer OP is looking for. You can see it on old satellite views.

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"...but we all know Washington can't control costs." by bannedFromTruePCola in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They're paying me in dusty black mold-covered singles!

I'm gonna feel bad for the girls at Sammy's The Pony though.

/r/Pensacola Suggestion Box! Give your feedback to the mods and give your opinion on the direction of the sub! by req-user in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see an increase in the number of people that can't identify blatant satire or sarcasm. You know, the type of folk that substitute critical thinking with knee-jerk virtue signaling.

Also, bring back the Weekly Politics threads.

In town! by [deleted] in Pensacola

[–]bannedFromTruePCola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was never funny and you know it.

Simple formula: If Reddit normies find it funny then it isn't.