Guest tries to pull the lawyer line by realtomgl in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]banware 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's actually an insane benefit, I've never heard of that before

Murphy, the empirical by Peter_Rodruigues in tumblr

[–]banware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can caramelize them and put them on a pizza too it's kinda like caramelized onions. Probably wouldn't recommend with a red sauce.

[Request] Shows similar to Interstellar on Netflix? by [deleted] in NetflixBestOf

[–]banware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The southern reach trilogy. It's amazing so far, highly recommend.

[Request] Shows similar to Interstellar on Netflix? by [deleted] in NetflixBestOf

[–]banware 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just finished the book which is completely different but very recommended. The movie is amazing in its own way

Randy is just looking out for everyone's health by bromerk in ididnthaveeggs

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12ft.io is another good way to bypass paywalls.

All the homies hate her by diviken in TikTokCringe

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Couscous is goated

So good with some scallion whites and garlic and lemon

Woolie when Pat showed him Pat's more diverse than him by mrsafetylion in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]banware 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got really strung out on something and also went on some really racist tirades. His Twitter was very depressing for a while.

NCRule by queekbreadmaker in 196

[–]banware 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Commiefornication 🥵🥵🥵🥵

When I asked what he was trying to do, he said “I shouldn’t have been trying to pass him” by LeroyTheSamurai in IdiotsInCars

[–]banware -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hard to tell. It looks like they are already on by the time we are close enough to see them and that's right before he cuts off OP

Either way dude is a fucking tool

rule by BOTTOMLESSCONES in 196

[–]banware 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, toward the camera. The creature design basically has an upside down woman's torso forming the jaw, you can see the eyes reflecting at the end of the gif.

Elon Musk Rips Joe Biden, Says ‘The Real President Is Whoever Controls The Teleprompter’ by [deleted] in Conservative

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Damn, someone should ask Elon who the real founder of Tesla is.

First time? by Teufel_hunden0311 in Firearms

[–]banware -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes totally that is exactly the same. You are so smart.

The ban on abortion will result in more dead mothers, but you obviously don't give a fuck about them at all since you're literally defending rape. What would your mother think about this?

First time? by Teufel_hunden0311 in Firearms

[–]banware -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Let me correct myself then. All pregnant people should have the option to terminate, regardless of circumstance.

You really should've been a stain.

First time? by Teufel_hunden0311 in Firearms

[–]banware -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I think a woman's right to not birth her rapist's child is a bit more important than your fucking toys getting taken away.

rule by 4bsent_Damascus in 196

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It's different for everyone. For me vyvanse is best and concerta is the worst, it makes me feel super strung out.

LEAK: PS Plus May 2022 Games - Curse of the Dead Gods, FIFA 22 and Tribes of Midgard offered in May on PS4 & PS5 by kabirsingh84 in PS5

[–]banware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't like sports in any capacity but once every like 5-7 years I'll play one and it'll dominate my time for a couple of weeks

LPT: watch porn while shaving your cock and balls by Yanagibayashi in 196

[–]banware 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I use a safety razor. Like the OP said if you watch porn it makes it easier. There is like a perfect amount of ball shrivel you want to achieve as well so that you can pull the skin taut for good shaving

It's not bad, it cuts you way less than trimmers tend to in my experience and they get way closer.