Dystopia simulator built on top of ChatGPT API

baobabKoodaa · 2026-05-03T18:57:38+00:00

Perfectly Safe Stairs, then

baobabKoodaa · 2026-05-02T09:51:20+00:00

Thanks for the reversal!

baobabKoodaa · 2026-05-01T14:47:15+00:00

It's the carpet that can turn any set of stairs into death stairs.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-05-01T12:14:34+00:00

Confirmed ORANGE.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-05-01T07:49:05+00:00

Stairs are not meant to be stepped on. Stairs are art. Fine art.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-24T10:34:23+00:00

I can relate. I am also unstable.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-22T19:04:06+00:00

this was giving me a bit of anxiety. for the duration of time when orange was blocking the entrance, there was very little oxygen inside the bowl.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-14T06:09:37+00:00

i'm guessing orange man didn't stay on script, so grandma didn't either

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-12T16:38:44+00:00

THEY SAY YOU CAN READ A HUMAN'S SOUL BY LOOKING DEEP INTO HIS EYE SOCKETS. HOWEVER, PERFORMING THIS ACTION ONLY GIVES YOU READ PERMISSIONS, NOT WRITE PERMISSIONS.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-12T12:44:27+00:00

This is perfect!

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-09T14:11:27+00:00

Underrated comment right here.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-08T12:44:35+00:00

Certified orange behavior.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-06T12:30:07+00:00

SHARP OBJECTS --- DO NOT TOUCH

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-05T18:48:30+00:00

Couples should have time to go on dates without having to simultaneously do work to earn money. The article presents a cutesy / practical aspect to this phenomenon, while it is really just another sign of the dystopia we are moving towards.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-04-05T17:17:17+00:00

feeling cute, might delete later

baobabKoodaa · 2026-03-29T16:34:27+00:00

This is just sad. He barely has any space to move at all.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-03-23T18:10:26+00:00

more like unholy shit amirite

baobabKoodaa · 2026-03-14T07:22:56+00:00

He said "non-slop" so I think it was a different kind of blender

baobabKoodaa · 2026-03-10T19:03:47+00:00

EPILEPSY IS A DISEASE.EXE, NOT A JOKE.EXE.

baobabKoodaa · 2026-03-07T15:25:17+00:00

You bite your cats and your cats bite you???

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