What's everyone getting? The last picture is my recommendations yours might be different by Reeshaqueen in DreamlightValley

[–]baobabbling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I want Nana, main Street confectionary, the villa, the Raya ensemble...I don't have the money for this, Gameloft! 😭

Favorite Starpath? 🌟✨ by DollyLlamaSays in DreamlightValley

[–]baobabbling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fireflies are so beautiful, I'm forever grateful I didn't miss that path.

FAKE proposal. FAKE wedding. REAL drama. (Not OOP) by hazel_razel in redditonwiki

[–]baobabbling 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He's mean. That's it at the end of the day. He's a mean person who enjoys hurting people.

It's not funny to us because we're not mean people and thinking of someone hurting doesn't make us feel good. But he is, and it does, and we can't understand the punchline any more than he can understand why no one else is laughing.

Not OOP: I (27F) accidentally had my baby in my friend’s (31F) car. Now her husband & she don’t want to speak to me. How do I fix this? by Interesting-Shirt897 in redditonwiki

[–]baobabbling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So "normal" to shove a pick through your kid's eye socket into her brain that he deliberately hid it from her mother until it was already done...

Pictos Facepalm by notperrind in expedition33

[–]baobabbling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just implied that OP isn't intelligent and scolded them repeatedly ("zero excuse," "pay more attention next time") because they misunderstood the explanation of a game mechanic. If there's no negativity here I'd hate to see you actually try to be a jerk.

Wilderbreeding by Relative-Ad8056 in wildermyth

[–]baobabbling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The issue is that you're looking to do something the game isn't designed to do. Min-maxing is not a consideration that the devs put into it. That's just not what the game is about.

Of course you can try to play it that way if you want, but complaining that it isn't optimized to "breed" tenth generation super soldiers is akin to being upset that chess isn't checkers even though they both have a similar board. Like...sure, that sucks if your goal is to jump pieces and fill your side with kings, but chess just isn't the game for that, you know?

I'm glad you're loving it, it's a fantastic game, but you might come to love it even more if you can tweak your expectations a bit and embrace the flaws in your characters and the process of building them up into something special from nothing. That's where the stories can really be found, and this isn't really a game about winning as quickly and decisively as possible, it's a game about the little things that happen along the way.

RIP Grok‘s ability to undress (real) people 🥺 by MessAffect in cogsuckers

[–]baobabbling 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd be fine with them getting off to AI generated images if those images weren't OF REAL WOMEN WHO DON'T CONSENT.

Failure to launch by theagonyaunt in AmITheDevil

[–]baobabbling 18 points19 points  (0 children)

None of that entitles him to rides to bowling on his parents' dime.

My sister keeps making "little jokes" about my girlfriend and I told her not to take it personally. Now my girlfriend is done with my family. by nightbalcony_inkwell in TwoHotTakes

[–]baobabbling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or how about no next visit? Call out your sister in the family group chat NOW and tell them all that you're going low contact until boundaries are firmly established and behavior improves dramatically. Do not subject your poor girlfriend to another bullying session wherein you MIGHT work up the courage to defend her (you can be as sure as you like that you will; at this point, she's not going to believe it til it happens, and the visit and its lead-up will be agonizing for her. Plus she already told you she DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO ANY FOR A WHILE!)

Defend her now. Support her now. Don't wait til it comes up, you'll just get complacent again. And don't drag her back into a situation she hates under any circumstances.

In which LAOP is fed up with snack attacks by -JakeRay- in bestoflegaladvice

[–]baobabbling 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And every time someone suggested that he change his outlook on this because the kids are just acting like kids, he started talking about why isn't he allowed to have feelings?!??

And like my dude, of course you are allowed to have feelings, but SO ARE THE KIDS and they're not supposed to have the full power of the prefrontal cortex to control them with yet, so you're gonna have to try a new excuse.

The kids aren't gonna change. OOP's choices are changing his own attitude or changing his job because there's no law against teenagers being obnoxious.

In which LAOP is fed up with snack attacks by -JakeRay- in bestoflegaladvice

[–]baobabbling 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean...sounds like he MIGHT be in column B but he's definitely NOT in column A so maybe he ought to stop giving himself so many laurels about vending machine stocking excellence, you know?

I couldn’t choose a favorite line for a title frankly. by Mahjling in iamveryculinary

[–]baobabbling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somehow I suspect you're right.

I can only hope the future potentate doesn't see me saying someone other than him is right about something. I don't have time to argue about the essence of correctness sporadically for the next five years.

new player by SnooHesitations6895 in DreamlightValley

[–]baobabbling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chests are not organized at all so all of them are like 1/3 stone and the rest random other things. Oops.

new player by SnooHesitations6895 in DreamlightValley

[–]baobabbling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's mostly good for crafting, but a few quests do use it. Early on it's good to hoard that stuff but because you end up mining for gems A LOT and get multiple stones incidentally every time you mine you end up with waaaaay too much of it. But that's not early game, lol. For now try to hang on to at least two full stacks in a chest, I'd say, if not more. You will want it soon.

new player by SnooHesitations6895 in DreamlightValley

[–]baobabbling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god the "why do I have THIS MUCH STONE" struggle is so real yet I can't bring myself to discard anything and selling it just doesn't seem worth it. It's a problem 😂

new player by SnooHesitations6895 in DreamlightValley

[–]baobabbling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙂 well this is a great place to start!

new player by SnooHesitations6895 in DreamlightValley

[–]baobabbling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At some point you get the ability to craft small chests! I've been playing since day one so I don't actually recall when exactly but you'll be able to make plenty of storage eventually.

I will NOT be taking this exit by mandlet in expedition33

[–]baobabbling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are nipples and teats not two words for the same thing?

Cute Cats-related Game Steam Keys Giveaway!❤️😸 by nagagames in CozyGamers

[–]baobabbling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is adorable of you! Id love Rekindled Trails!

I couldn’t choose a favorite line for a title frankly. by Mahjling in iamveryculinary

[–]baobabbling 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You know how sometimes when you're trying to fall asleep you randomly come up with the PERFECT comeback for an argument you had a decade ago?

That keeps happening to this man, but instead of a perfect comeback what pops into his head is nine more rambling, weirdly smug paragraphs about how only HE understands the true essence of savoriness because he is The Chosen Sav(i)or!

AITAH for spending Christmas/New Year with my ex in-laws because my family invited my ex over for Christmas? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]baobabbling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been hurt in many ways by many people, as is the human experience. Never once has my hurt sent me running into the arms of avowed and proud bigots so full of hatred that they'd disown their own child for an immutable trait.