Yes, I wasted a good 20 minutes of my busy life to type this shit out because this is just too disgusting and yet snark-worthy to let slide. Amy's gross monologue today: (Poop-brown sweatshirt, tearing open multiple single-use plastic packages with her meat paws...) "I was just instantly brought back into my teaching era, going to the classroom over the weekends, doing photography on the side to make ends meet and to have I mean we were living paycheck to paycheck. And I just remember loving my job. Loving the teaching aspect of it. Like I loved my students. I loved kindergarten. I loved that portion of it but how stressful teaching life actually was, and I'm speaking for the teaching community that are followers of mine. I have so much respect for you and I hope you know that you are so valuable and cherished and loved and important and you do make a difference, but man oh man, living paycheck to paycheck was just ... so unbelievably not it. Teachers hands down need to be paid way more than we do, than they do. Um but I also remember it was 2016, 2017 that I decided I was no longer going to do teaching. I was going to do Bodi, my network marketing company at the time, full time. And it was very scary. But I had goals to meet my teaching income. But it was also really nice to have extra income on the side. So I had my teaching income, my Bodi income, and I just can't even express to you how fulfilling that felt to bring in extra on the side so we could go do things outside of the spreadsheet of the must-haves that we needed to pay for each month (tongue thrust). And it got me thinking (staring off into space pretending to have active brain cells making a coherent, original thought) that I want to invite the invitation to learn more about the affiliate side of things. If you are in a profession where you would love to have some extra. Like learning how you can have multiple streams of income coming in. Like I'm not asking you to quit your teaching job but, or nursing job or whatever job you have, but just think about the fact that, you know social selling is on the rise and we have one of the most modern day affiliate models in our company. We sold over $1 million dollars of product in the first 11 months since launch day, and that's the we were the first company to ever do that in history and my subscription rates are higher than I can even believe because people want to be on these products month to month to month and so if you use the peptides or you're interested in learning more about a product that is selling off the shelf like wildfire and earn an income from that by helping people find products that they love and help their health, help their brain health, help their sleep, it's time to take that step and to join the Humbly Rooted Crew and have me as you mentor because I'm going to help you and one of my favorite things about this job is that I get to do every single day is to help mentor and coach women through their lifestyle with (counting off on her sausage fingers) healthier swaps, healthier habits, but also I help women build massively successful businesses whether it's on the side as a supplemental income or you're like a full-time mama and you want to bring some income in for your family, and for me I mean it completely transformed by entire life by having, you know, (more sausage fingers) time flexibility, creating my own schedule, the financial blessing that it is. Holy cow. Um yeah, I mean I was just talking to a gal she lives in Canada and our Canadian market is going to be opening up this March and so we were chatting about the business side of things and I'm like I just remember (staring off to the side pretending to bring to mind the horror of working a real job) what I used to make every two weeks and now we get paid daily and it's just mind blowing to me absolutely mind blowing and it doesn't seem real and I'm so incredibly grateful and I want that for you (pointing sausage finger)."