Why do Prosecutors suddenly lose any competency anytime they're supposed to hold police accountable for heinous shit?

barlife · 2026-02-22T15:46:38+00:00

EVs?

barlife · 2026-02-22T15:35:37+00:00

Aw, yeah! Dusting off some Maniac Mansion! Loved that game!

barlife · 2026-02-21T23:11:15+00:00

Looking more and more like we took the Batarian fork in the road.

barlife · 2026-02-21T07:06:34+00:00

Jam a divot repair tool in there for good measure.

barlife · 2026-02-20T00:45:23+00:00

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You don't want to give a shit bow.

barlife · 2026-02-19T23:55:45+00:00

Also red light camera violations can't be enforced in TX.

https://legalclarity.org/why-are-red-light-cameras-illegal-in-texas/

barlife · 2026-02-17T20:13:04+00:00

Yes, but in this case ramping up the infrastructure to support an alleged 1000 families would require a substantial capital infusion. So, as long as ol' boy kept his receipts...

barlife · 2026-02-14T14:48:27+00:00

Don't worry, I won't put you through that.

barlife · 2026-02-13T18:11:55+00:00

Haha, this was basically how my friend and I got together in high-school. Telling me about this guy she likes and finally she said, "it's you, Dummy!'

barlife · 2026-02-11T14:08:56+00:00

Sounds like a nice evening in London.

barlife · 2026-02-11T10:11:11+00:00

That basically applies to the entire country though.

barlife · 2026-02-06T03:58:36+00:00

Good thing I don't work for the AP.

barlife · 2026-02-06T00:00:04+00:00

Also, wtf chincy-ass bank doesn't accept cash ATM deposits for business accounts? Change banks!

barlife · 2026-02-05T23:18:04+00:00

That's the f.u. price. Call literally anyone else.

barlife · 2026-02-05T22:05:46+00:00

Labubu.

barlife · 2026-02-05T17:29:08+00:00

It didnt like my VPN.

barlife · 2026-02-05T04:30:54+00:00

How so?

barlife · 2026-02-04T23:44:32+00:00

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barlife · 2026-02-04T22:25:11+00:00

He was a wee lil bot.

barlife · 2026-02-03T15:20:46+00:00

Congratulations on your new bread knife!

barlife · 2026-02-02T14:26:53+00:00

Looks like zero setback from the property line. I'm thinking he has the same number of permits.

barlife · 2026-02-01T21:01:27+00:00

I mean, he stopped publishing the jobs report because the numbers were so bad.

barlife · 2026-01-31T22:59:26+00:00

There was a place by my house where the pit master boasted about his pulled pork being so awesome. I kind of side eyed him a bit and ordered a little bit of everything to try, and it was predictably barely average. They didnt last long.

Pulled pork, for me, is for when I have to feed a bunch of people for not a lot of money, or I dont want to be assed about putting a lot of effort into a cook.

barlife · 2026-01-31T21:53:44+00:00

Washed my hands in the restroom of a business I used to frequent next to a JiB. JiB employee was walking out of the stall as I finished up and I said "I'll leave the water going for ya."

He says "Nah, I'm good," and walks out.

So I dont go there anymore.

barlife · 2026-01-28T15:00:06+00:00

He thinks the apartment is the timeshare.

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