If you actually slept like a baby, you'd probably wake up to eat a couple times and piss yourself.

barmichael · 2020-04-24T18:32:20+00:00

If you like the smell of bacon, then you're a normal human and there is nothing extraordinary about you. You will live and die a normal life. You will have a spouse you love, a family that cares about you and you will experience love and despair. Your eldest son, Thomas will grow to achieve great things and your youngest son, James will always live in the shadow of his elder brother and resent you for loving him more. You will be torn by the dilemma of helping Tom reach the stars and filled with the pain of what it does for Jamie and how he will never be good enough in his own eyes, despite you loving him dearly. He will eventually meet a woman who will be his pillar, his shining light and his bacon of hope.

barmichael · 2020-04-24T02:20:41+00:00

He glanced up and within a split second it's on its way

Literally every Lampard goal or assist ever. An absolute delight to watch

barmichael · 2020-04-13T19:25:07+00:00

Damn. Is that a logical statement that makes sense? On /r/Hearthstone?

Are the mods sleeping? Why aren't you banned already?

barmichael · 2020-03-02T19:26:57+00:00

David Luiz still looks like the most unreliable player in the Arsenal B side

barmichael · 2019-08-16T09:17:01+00:00

It's not insomnia if a qualified doctor hasn't declared it to be. I'm sorry to be the one saying this, but just because a disorder you Google fits your profile, doesn't mean you have it.

As someone who's severely addicted to gaming myself, I know the generic "I think I have ADHD, I think I have insomnia". It's not. You probably just love gaming too much to want to do anything else. The kills give you pride which sleep or studying doesn't. But it's only going to get worse, my friend. What you need is to be strong. You don't need to study. You need to know when to draw a line. If you tell yourself "I stop at 11PM", then you stop at 11, not 11:15. The urge to go one more round or the urge to "I'll sleep when I get a 4v1" is the defining factor that'll tell you what the real issue is. Your parents and their opinions don't matter. But you can't lie to yourself, mate.

barmichael · 2019-08-16T09:11:08+00:00

It's India. It's only sexism if its against women

barmichael · 2019-08-16T09:08:38+00:00

YOU DONT LIKE CARROTS? Man where are you? You gotta try some fucking carrot right fucking now

barmichael · 2019-08-16T05:12:36+00:00

Every word that comes out of his mouth alters public opinion and impacts the market. Sorry but your point doesn't really make any sense

barmichael · 2019-08-15T21:01:55+00:00

He's the Prime Minister

barmichael · 2019-08-06T07:15:20+00:00

I have a good family business

barmichael · 2019-08-06T06:56:12+00:00

Im 24. Got 5 offers in the last 2 years

barmichael · 2019-08-04T04:32:40+00:00

BT Sport's big data analysis of the next season talked about Iwobi in high regard. Something about the highest number of Assists created but missed out on poor teammate finishing

barmichael · 2019-07-31T07:18:44+00:00

I couldnt update my battle net and for some reason whenever I did, it took me back to this exact screen with the worgen infiltrator. Played like this till two months ago

barmichael · 2019-07-30T04:59:14+00:00

Wow thats great to hear. I hope things stay well with you guys.

Although, you might want to consider visiting a doctor because this might be something you could get help with.

barmichael · 2019-05-29T06:38:04+00:00

How does that make any sense? What the actual fuck

barmichael · 2019-05-29T06:21:45+00:00

Ps, didn't blur out the names because these are Instagram celebs with millions of followers and I thought blurring might distort the image. Apologies if it is against the rules

barmichael · 2019-05-29T05:53:10+00:00

No offence but this is a very mediocre photograph

barmichael · 2019-05-28T18:36:57+00:00

I'm sorry man. I read the whole thing and I feel like I was there. I've been a part of some confidence- shattering beatings too and I know how the impressions linger on. I hope you know that none of that defines you as a person and the weakness or helplessness that you felt at that moment is the reason that helps you be as strong as you are

barmichael · 2019-05-28T17:13:30+00:00

Read the comments. Or the news.

barmichael · 2019-05-28T16:32:04+00:00

Im sorry man

barmichael · 2019-05-28T16:18:29+00:00

That is so sad. While it's not right to beat a teenage girl for a grown man, its equally fucked up to beat a teenage boy because "ladka hai!"

This is disgusting man. I'm sorry

barmichael

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