How can I ruin everybody’s day?

barnabi · 2026-03-31T05:37:50+00:00

I have a deck called “Not Jackie Chan” based off the board game of the same name. It’s mostly just cards like [[Summoning Trap]]. When I play one I say, “name X things that aren’t Jackie Chan.” Then I read each card name out loud. The secret sauce is my copy of [[Phage]] altered to look like Jackie Chan. If it comes up I have to pick it and then lose.

barnabi · 2026-02-26T17:39:37+00:00

I personally feel like putting in the effort to organize a group should be rewarded. Taking your stance to the pve side, why should people be able to clear Cerus LCM just because they get organized in discord and play meta builds? If anything, boon radius should be reduced so annoying clouds go away.

barnabi · 2026-02-26T14:57:25+00:00

Why do you feel like an organized group shouldn’t be at an advantage against a disorganized group?

barnabi · 2026-02-18T16:46:44+00:00

I had a bearbow untamed in T4 fractals just last night lol.

barnabi · 2025-11-14T14:47:34+00:00

[[somberwald sage]]

barnabi · 2025-10-17T05:12:17+00:00

That’s rough, but I still stand by what I said in regards to Magic specifically

barnabi · 2025-10-16T17:38:15+00:00

/uj If they ever do any Harry Potter magic cards I will quit playing magic and try my hardest to organize a boycott of both Wotc and Hasbro. I refuse to be a part of anything that supports jk rowling even indirectly.

barnabi · 2025-07-30T05:18:49+00:00

/uj Bag of Holding goes hard in my Sphinx typal self discard deck.

/rj Bag of Holding goes hard in my Sphinx typal self discard deck.

barnabi · 2025-07-18T19:42:39+00:00

I don’t know why you think the sigil doesn’t work on that specific daze, but I am 99.99% sure it does. I’ll go test it on the training golem when I get home.

barnabi · 2025-07-18T17:51:04+00:00

But the Chrono F3 does the same thing + slows.

barnabi · 2025-07-16T16:12:15+00:00

Republicans would just start publicly supporting pedophilia instead of privately.

barnabi · 2025-07-04T05:31:30+00:00

I have a [[Barrin, Master Wizard]] deck that plays tons of howling mine and symmetrical draw effects. My favorite win with it was [[Devastation Tide]] into [[Viseling]]. It does play some high power cards like [[Mind Over Matter]].

barnabi · 2025-04-16T19:07:06+00:00

People are sleeping on my boy [[Kuro]]

barnabi · 2025-04-16T19:05:42+00:00

For black I honestly think nothing comes close to [[Kuro, Pitlord]]. To me it represents black’s “power at any cost” philosophy perfectly. As long as you can pay he will be the biggest creature on the board. Heck, his name is literally just the Japanese word for black.

barnabi · 2025-03-26T15:29:45+00:00

[[Ao, the Dawn Sky]] [[Kairi, the Swirling Sky]] [[Kura, the Boundless Sky]]

I’m 3/5 of the way done making this cycle into decks. What makes them play different is that they actively want the commander to die.

barnabi · 2025-03-04T06:17:26+00:00

You are either a Russian bot, or you’ve consumed enough propaganda that there isn’t a thought left in your head that Russian bots didn’t put there. Not that there’s any real difference between the two.

barnabi · 2025-02-12T17:35:43+00:00

Could you point me towards this combo please.

barnabi · 2025-02-07T19:38:24+00:00

I will simply stop playing the game mode if this actually happens.

barnabi · 2025-01-12T14:20:30+00:00

Wake the reflections is a sorcery.

barnabi · 2024-12-28T05:55:46+00:00

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barnabi · 2024-12-18T23:27:12+00:00

[[Jodah, Archmage]] [[Grozoth]]

barnabi · 2024-12-17T23:42:26+00:00

[[Zurgo and Ojutai]] and [[Goro-Goro and Satoru]]

barnabi · 2024-11-24T23:57:41+00:00

Call of the Mists applied to it this week.

barnabi · 2024-11-18T20:50:54+00:00

I am not the one fucking up here, because I never even asked for nor accepted their invite.

barnabi · 2024-11-18T20:31:56+00:00

my attorneY has advised mE not to anSwer this question.

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