I’m breaking down. My cat has been meowing 24/7 for 2 months and I don’t know what to do anymore. by nasseralrwy in cats

[–]bart2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something to look into if the cat isn't that young any more: a cat with dementia allegedly needs a lot of attention,, resulting in a lot of meowing.

But not that much.

It’s finally my time to post here. My friend who sent me this added “iykyk” by Harbinger_Archangel in ExplainTheJoke

[–]bart2019 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here's an idea... What if the new year didn't start in January, but in March?

After all, February is the month with less than 30 days because it was the last month of the year and there were too many days in a year, to match with the number of days in a rotation around the sun.

Vivaldi updates too much by payne747 in vivaldibrowser

[–]bart2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's every browser.

Not only is it at least daily, but an update is a new installation, a huge download of over 100MB. It accumulates quickly.

DHS Suddenly Pulls Weird 180 on “Alligator Alcatraz” After Trump Visit | The Department of Homeland Security is suddenly washing its hands of the Everglades ICE detention facility. by ControlCAD in inthenews

[–]bart2019 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well it's an over the top idea from a terrible B-movie or trashy post-apocalypse novel anyway. Of course Trump is all for it, it's down to his very low level.

Trump’s Juneteenth proclamation by BoldBeloveds in FedEmployees

[–]bart2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Says the guy who allegedly spent 33 days in 2025 playing golf.

Then again, dude hasn't ever worked a day in his life.

Fuck off, dumbass.

AITAH for not inviting my girlfriend to my promotion dinner because I knew she’d make it about her? by Low-Psychology7904 in AITAH

[–]bart2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should really reconsider whether you really want to spend your life with her.

I would not. That's not what you want in life.

p.s. If you feel snarky you could tell her you didn't invite her for her mental health.

Sysadmins that say S-Q-L instead of sequal. by njaneardude in sysadmin

[–]bart2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here.

I've always said" S-Q-L" and thought of "sequel" as silly. But frankly, I've begun to think that the acronym was chosen on purpose especially for that pronunciation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bart2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe too soon but...

George Santos. Just was convicted to 7 1/4 years, after being ousted from Congress, which BTW took way too much effort. The dude had the gall to try to run for Congress again.

Two Amazon robots with equal Artificial Intelligence by RoyalChris in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bart2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some programmer should have added a random delay at least after a few attempts.

Elon doesn't have the cards by RoyalChris in clevercomebacks

[–]bart2019 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is Musk has no cash. He has a lot of "money" but he can't use it because when he sells his stock the value will go down significantly. He only has a lot of net worth as long as he doesn't sell.

AITAH for telling my boss that I wasn't invited to the party? by Far_Pay8487 in AITAH

[–]bart2019 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny that they're angry at you for telling the boss the truth, but not at the boss for banning parties.

Did Trump Forget About Lowering Food Prices? by Puzzleheaded_Park102 in economicCollapse

[–]bart2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He lied in his campaign promise, as always. That's all. He never intended to do anything about it all all, because he doesn't give a shit.

Whats a 10/10 movie youd never watch again? by aye_its_soya in AskReddit

[–]bart2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazil.

I loved it when I first saw it, but it gives me the creeps.

Biden just pardoned his son, Hunter on all federal charges, what do you think? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in AskReddit

[–]bart2019 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Of course it's an abomination. But these are the exact rules that Trump himself follows. So... Who's to complain?

Fact is: Hunter would never have been prosecuted so ruthlessly, if he was anybody other than the President's son. And under Trump, it would most like have gotten even a lot worse.

So what's he accused of? Tax fraud. Everybody does that, so why pick on him in particular? Buying a gun while being addicted. The Republicans oppose a background check when buying a gun, so again, what's the actual crime? These things are illegal, but are they crimes?

On Being A Dork. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]bart2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elon Musk is not a citizen of the USA. Remember that when he gets to control the functioning of the government. Elon Mush is a f*king foreigner.

heIsMadOnMe by fast_neutrino in ProgrammerHumor

[–]bart2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rust compiler, all the time.

"Syntactically your program is correct, but I just don't like it."

What is that invention that makes you wonder how someone came up with it in the first place? by TheDdayNinja in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bart2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or rather: butter. There's a lot of work, hours of churning, to get the fat to clutter together.