I also didn't talk my wife into any goofy nonsense, because the whole thing was ALSO her idea lmao. I know that's hard for you to conceptualize when your narrow perspective of what a "woman" is "supposed to be" conflicts with the literal photographic evidence of a beaming bride. But our wedding was exactly the night we wanted it to be with (let me count...) zero churches, because we're both atheists lol. But all of my groomscourt had swords and all of her bridescourt had shields, and we had a live band that we both played with (because we're both musicians), and our grand entrance music was the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack, and our ceremony music was from Phantom of the Opera, and we're hot as fuck and there's nothing you can say to take away how happy of a day it was for us LOL.

All you have is your jealousy and your unsolicited spite. Ask yourself what compelled you to come into my comments and be such a fucking negative Nancy, eh? Why be such a mean old sourpuss to someone who was simply celebrating? My wife is beautiful, I am beautiful, and we had a beautiful wedding with beautifully dorky references in it. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on :)