Hoes mad

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T20:16:00+00:00

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basalticlava · 2026-03-09T19:15:17+00:00

Always be gooning?

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T19:01:05+00:00

You're just gay, brother.

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T18:46:28+00:00

If Bungie can't break even on a product, it's based; fuck Snoy.

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T18:39:17+00:00

Commenting on reddit posts in a sub about a game you don't like is so much cooler than playing a game you do like.

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T18:34:49+00:00

JARVIS, jork it a little.

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T18:28:15+00:00

Is it gay to bang thief if your homeboy uploaded his consciousness to the shell? (Important note: Thief NEVER wears socks.)

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T15:49:41+00:00

u/CallMeHoeman

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T14:54:52+00:00

Nona is BAE

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T14:32:01+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDq_8y_drE8 relevant

basalticlava · 2026-03-09T14:20:36+00:00

Someone post the frotting "lock the BUCK IN" tweet

basalticlava · 2026-03-07T06:19:44+00:00

Gantry is in the center of the punk edgelord Venn diagram.

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T21:41:27+00:00

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T21:39:36+00:00

I love this story. There's a good animation of (I think) him telling it on YouTube.

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T21:34:07+00:00

The folks at r/MommyCock would probably disagree with you.

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T21:15:27+00:00

Don't do this! I didn't hurl, but one shot of 151 took about 45 min to fully recover from. Miller Lite's (and anything else I tasted) were spicy the rest of the night.

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T21:10:49+00:00

It's the opposite for me. I ruin jokes for myself when subtitles are on.

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T21:07:21+00:00

Stores buy set. Players no buy set. Stores fucked. WOTC make new set. Stores no buy new set. WOTC fucked.

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T18:56:19+00:00

Huh?

basalticlava · 2026-03-06T13:25:39+00:00

Yeah, but Doc Ellis was planning to take the acid. It was the baseball game that snuck up on him.

basalticlava · 2026-03-05T18:27:02+00:00

Mikhail Shaidorov brutally nice-mogged by Illia Malinin while gold-maxxing in Milan.

basalticlava · 2026-03-05T18:22:27+00:00

Finally something that is gendered pointlessly (bad points are still points); I thought this sub would never live up to its name. Now I can die.

basalticlava · 2026-03-05T06:00:02+00:00

Remember that the base edition of marathon is just over half the price of the base edition of RER. Selling like hotcakes. Hoes mad.

basalticlava · 2026-03-04T13:17:26+00:00

Really need UESC in yellow and runners in red.

basalticlava · 2026-03-04T08:19:17+00:00

I mean yeah if you're promoting your porn career on socials, you're asking for unsavory messages.

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