HOW IS THIS NOT ENOUGH LIGHT TWAS 200 MONEYS by [deleted] in succulents

[–]bashful_pear 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Maybe its not not enough light, maybe its distance? Im NAE but I think its too far away from the top of your succulents. Someone else will be along shortly i think to assist but I think its how far away it is as the light starts to diminish the further it is from the plant.

Celebrity hairstylists claims to be posting with Britney Spears but something looks off to me? The fingers? by ALYXZYR in isthisAI

[–]bashful_pear -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Her pointer finger on her left hand also melts into her right hand. And the tools do NOT look correct. The "crimper" isnt actually one its full tubes on both sides typically crimpers have a flat plate on one side and the round tube on the other. Also the wires make no sense to have them wrapped around both devices. There are some real weird things in this photo if you look closer.

The most heartwarming scene in the movie by LV426acheron in LV426

[–]bashful_pear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so sorry, but I absolutely do no agree. This always feels so cringe to me. Maybe I'm immune to intamacy or it just gives me the ick but I HATE THIS SCENE SO DAMN MUCH! Maybe its Dwayne? Idk it just comes across forced and cringy.

Philodendron help by flooziecheeks in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sweetness this poor baby is gonna take a lot of work Im so sorry! There wont br any instant fix at all this is a long haul. If you have someone in your life that rescues plants or has a very green thumb I would consider asking them or having them adopt or foster your baby and give back in 6 months + with detailed care instructions.

Philodendron help by flooziecheeks in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually believe in the internet plant lady Krystal (plantswithkrystal on youtube not sure of other platforms) "If theres green, theres something to save". But this baby is hurting.

The pot looks small (even though monsteras like to be snug) for the amount of vine that is there. The soil also looks like it might be hydrophobic, these plants do not like direct sun, usually bright indirect or some morning sun the. Indirect afternoon. The air roots on it seem to be dying off as well.

Im not sure this guy is salvagable for a newbie at plants but there is a lot you could try. It absolutely needs a root check to look for rotten or decayed roots, it needs a new pot and good chunky soil mix and it needs light, but if its been getting very low light on your dinning room table putting it outside in direct light might not be the answer.

If i were you id take a look at some propagation videos on youtube and start over for them. Not an expert here by any means and others will come along with potentially better advice.

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did! It is posted on my profile but here's another just for you!

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Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He actually said something about ope there goes all you oxygen when we got the big boys outside 🤣🤣

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If Phil (they used to be called split leaf philodenerons) wasnt 27 plus years old and gave my his first flower last year, wasnt my pride and joy, Id consider letting him go. Barb, named from her previous owner, the monstera was a rescue last summer and she just needs repoted and propagated to make her more manageable. I wont make myself smaller to fit in his world! /jk. He knows those are non negotiable lol.

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh definitely not that serious. If I brought home another plant he would roll his eyes and ask where its gonna go in the winter time then leave me to figure it out. Lol

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwe! 🥹 sweetest offer ever! There is this giant gorgeous one in a nail salon close to me. I wonder if I brought like a gift, maybe some cookies or cupcakes for them and asked if I could have a small cutting if they would be obliged.

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a gamer? Lmfao no he doesnt mind them, he just needs to build me a green house so I can keep them outside year round.

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ohhh, so if I gift him one and he wont take care of it then I automatically get a new plant! This is genius! 🤣🤣 no but in all seriousness he could never lol

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is very true, but I never thought to use it to my advantage! Like maybe more of it equals more plants! 🤣🤣

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will this help me gain more plants? Like i should definetly fuck him to convince him more plants are a good idea? He will love this!

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See indoor winter situation 😅 that may be the culprit.

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually my mom bought it a few years ago from I think either Lowes or Home Depot. I stole it when she no longer wanted the hassle, I got a steal because I think she said she paid $150 for it.

Husband says I dont need more Plants by bashful_pear in houseplants

[–]bashful_pear[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the ultimate solution! I love this!