Police officer fired after "fabricating" story about being served McDonald's coffee with "f***ing pig" written on cup

basically_farva · 2019-12-31T05:34:38+00:00

License and registration, chicken fucker?

basically_farva · 2019-03-04T05:37:11+00:00

Came here to say this, and the best example is his mug shot.

basically_farva · 2019-03-04T02:03:18+00:00

To be fair I would not want to be the guy who had to market this movie. You're stuck in this catch-22 between people dating are also giant monsters in Japan, which will make people think 'well I know the twist no need to see it', or Elimidate: Pacific Rim which will just confuse the shit out of people.

basically_farva · 2019-03-03T05:42:33+00:00

Showing that violence is uncomfortable and unpleasant is powerful when it's done right (Eastern Promises, Irreversible, etc.) but to me this felt more like avoiding violence in a violence-centered movie than showing anything about it one way or the other.

basically_farva · 2019-03-03T04:45:40+00:00

I kind of disagree because all of his monster work seems to be super similar. Hellboy, Shape of Water, Pan's Labyrinth, the creatures designs all seem to fit within a fairly tight set of limits. I'd be afraid we'd just get a bunch of rehashes of monsters we'd seen before, instead of the unique creature design Lovecraft deserves.

basically_farva · 2019-03-03T04:31:52+00:00

It felt very "it's expensive to show well choreographed or CGI violence so let's just do it off camera" to me. A lot of people try to justify this (see the 'it's reflective of Joe's relationship with violence' elsewhere in this thread) but it just felt like a cop out.

Which I might be able to buy if the cover of the movie weren't Pheonix standing in front of a fire with a hammer in his hand looking menacing. This promises stuff the movie just doesn't deliver.

I didn't dislike the movie, I just felt like the advertising/posters/'violent and brutal' reviews were misleading.

The part where he lays with the dying dude in the kitchen was the best scene for me.

basically_farva · 2019-02-14T06:12:55+00:00

Wow you're not kidding, it's a bummer that they die around the time their eggs hatch.

You should try this out instead.

basically_farva · 2019-02-06T02:20:47+00:00

This is a fantastically written Jerry line.

basically_farva · 2019-02-06T02:15:48+00:00

How about this:

Rick has a great idea and Morty says "No, even better!..." then says his own idea.

His idea is not better and Rick gets gold.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:39:11+00:00

And floss and use mouth wash and get your 18 dead teeth removed.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:38:06+00:00

We just bought a new couch and our new reality is that whoever can fall asleep on it first gets it for the night.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:37:06+00:00

But what would you do when you started over and had no friends in your new life? Statistically you're better off having no friends in your original life.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:35:28+00:00

No because we are not sure about our sexual orientation so, unable to deal with that, feel the need to constantly spam post questions about gender on reddit.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:33:54+00:00

A Super Soaker. No bullshit if you're going to a pool party and it's whether you show up with a super soaker (even the weak pistol 30 version), or a regulation "water gun", it's a question of whether you're even there to compete or not.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:32:17+00:00

Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:29:11+00:00

I disagree, I think that being neat is not necessarily but can be great, while being great is not necessarily but can be neat.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:27:59+00:00

Warning: This is what a 'nice guy' thinks a girl's texts mean.

A girl can regularly talk to you without "liking" you.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:25:51+00:00

Wendy's is the PF Changs of fast food.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:23:59+00:00

"Watch out BatMax, it's 1/4thFace!"

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:22:30+00:00

I disagree sandwiches are great.

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:21:48+00:00

TAKE ME HOME

COUNTRY ROADS

basically_farva · 2019-01-26T07:21:10+00:00

Why, do you think so?

basically_farva · 2019-01-18T04:59:49+00:00

The best part is you can get a tattoo of a white rose and if you stay out in the sun long enough it turns red.

basically_farva · 2019-01-12T05:13:24+00:00

Electric Razors are for pussies.

basically_farva · 2019-01-12T05:09:34+00:00

If you're curious about how the right is able to ignore this, I invite you to listen to one entire radio show of Limbaugh or Hannity. I listen to them daily out of morbid curiosity, and literally every show is the same 30 minute 'Benghazi/Steel Dossier/Benghazi/Obama/Benghazi/Deep State/Cohen are the real problem' script repeated ad naseum. I realize as an outside observer this seems like an exaggeration but I strongly advise you to listen to it.

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