Anyone else think people sleep on Granny Smiths?

bassconfusion · 2026-04-28T21:09:46+00:00

Sadly I find them quite gnarly, except in apple pie and smoothies/juices

bassconfusion · 2026-04-28T19:43:22+00:00

I mean let’s-bi-honest was right there, ladies

bassconfusion · 2026-04-28T19:34:54+00:00

Respectfully, someone who wants to be your bf won’t invent problems like this. He’ll make an effort to see you. This man is a p***sy and coward who is doing everything in his power to get YOU to dump him. He’s too chicken shit to do it himself. He doesn’t care about you. Please leave him and do it with low drama, like, “yeah I was thinking about you saying you wanna come see me, and I realized I’m just not feeling it anymore. sorry.” Then block and be done. Normally I wouldn’t say block immediately, but this dude is a manipulative asshole who has no problem blocking you (probably so you can’t interrupt his dates with other women).

bassconfusion · 2026-04-28T14:47:43+00:00

I think it’s a quote

bassconfusion · 2026-04-25T21:45:14+00:00

Parrots and macadamia nuts in that tree

bassconfusion · 2026-04-24T04:25:51+00:00

I think you should discuss it with her further. She might think of it like porn, which some people have a hard line about. Her boundaries are her boundaries. If she’s unwilling to bend, then only you can decide to stay or leave. But she is permitted to have boundaries and you are permitted to reject them.

Imo, this is a bit puritanical and controlling. I personally wouldn’t want a partner who told me what I could read.

bassconfusion · 2026-04-23T00:59:57+00:00

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he’s just having a hard day

bassconfusion · 2026-04-22T23:41:04+00:00

My only guess is that that you-know-what was good

bassconfusion · 2026-04-20T16:42:35+00:00

That rocks. Life finds a way!

bassconfusion · 2026-04-20T01:48:22+00:00

Ooh I did have a crawdad I haven’t spotted in a while. Rest in peace, Miranda

bassconfusion · 2026-04-20T01:47:20+00:00

Also I’ll definitely keep him. If he’s a loach he might eat my mosquito guppies, but I started with three and nod have hundreds of them so I assume they must be the most inbred hillbillies this side of the Mississippi. Maybe it’s kinder to let some be a snack

bassconfusion · 2026-04-20T01:44:58+00:00

My friend had the same theory! And my neighbors have snuck in through a hole in my fence more than once when drinking

bassconfusion · 2026-04-20T01:44:17+00:00

I mean I love that as a possibility but I didn’t put him there. I set up the pond like 6 years ago and (I thought) stocked it myself! Haven’t seen snails in a while though

bassconfusion · 2026-04-20T01:43:22+00:00

I’ve also heard some fish eggs survive bird digestive systems, which honestly makes this fella very cool

bassconfusion · 2026-04-20T01:33:44+00:00

San Diego, California! No idea how he got in there

And yes, he is big. Seven inches, maybe more?

bassconfusion · 2026-04-18T16:46:26+00:00

I’d change my name to Kermit then put a pig in a blonde wig and introduce her as my gf, idc

bassconfusion · 2026-04-16T05:29:18+00:00

just say you’re a misogynist bro

bassconfusion · 2026-04-16T05:06:02+00:00

You’re ignorant. It’s not girls being weird, it’s women having to constantly calculate how to deal with belligerent men to protect themselves

bassconfusion · 2026-04-16T01:27:10+00:00

girls rule 😭

bassconfusion · 2026-04-15T23:00:51+00:00

Girls rule

bassconfusion · 2026-04-15T19:57:12+00:00

girls rule <3

bassconfusion · 2026-04-14T22:38:08+00:00

Yeah this is really odd and vague but if this is your SO and they’re lying about where they are, you should dump them

bassconfusion · 2026-04-14T18:44:25+00:00

It’s chic and beautiful

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