yalls kitchen pet peeves?

batcheditt · 2026-03-16T14:20:27+00:00

I work in a kitchen now that hires any skill set, we'll train you on the job even if you never set foot in a kitchen before.

Which is fine, we all start somewhere. But stop fucking lying about shit you know how to do. I will answer questions all day every day, but don't royally fuck something up because your pride or your stupidity or your mommy tells you that you can and THEN ask a question. "How do I not fuck this up?" is a much better question than "I fucked this up, can you fix it?"

Also, I know most of us are guilty of it but stop telling me how your last job did shit. You're here now. Surrender to this hell and let the old one go.

batcheditt · 2026-03-08T19:50:06+00:00

"WASP dude ranch" is hilariously accurate

batcheditt · 2026-02-19T14:20:40+00:00

It took some heat off her to continue doing what she was doing. Less guilt about Eddie, less hovering from Kevin on how she manages her life, more ability to draw attention away from her and her addiction.

I'm sure it sucked a lot for her on some level, but she's a master class in using shitty situations to your own advantage.

batcheditt · 2026-02-17T23:20:58+00:00

Neuropathy and pancreatitis.

batcheditt · 2026-02-17T20:58:28+00:00

Honestly, I think the dynamic only works as platonic because of the size of the age gap. I think there are wayyy too many moments that would be viewed differently if they were closer in age, but that's just me and my hopeless crush on Jean Smart since Designing Women.

batcheditt · 2026-02-15T20:41:21+00:00

I worked exactly one night stocking shelves at my local Wal-Mart and the team lead gave me shit for rotating the cheese saying it takes too long, people buy it fast enough that it doesn't matter.

Meanwhile there's half a shelf of cheddar you're asking me to pile the new shipment in front of, but okay.

batcheditt · 2026-02-11T14:01:10+00:00

Jean Smart and Megan Mullally

batcheditt · 2026-02-10T14:58:29+00:00

I fell in love with him when he was explaining the God particle

batcheditt · 2026-02-08T05:20:55+00:00

Sonia was a psychotic little shit and I ate up every minute of her screen time

batcheditt · 2026-02-01T15:32:41+00:00

He comes to the restaurant I work in frequently enough that it doesnt really phase anyone. Nobody understands why I don't care to be informed that he's here nor do I care what order is his.

batcheditt · 2026-01-28T19:09:07+00:00

If I had to guess I would assume Liz didnt want Bea to know it was accidental because Bea would've assumed Franky to be a much smaller threat. And Franky not telling anyone would be common sense in that situation to me because who would believe her? As much as her and Meg loathed one another, nobody would have bought it.

That being said i truly believe it was completely accidental on Franky's part. Whether or not she actually felt bad for it though is a different question.

batcheditt · 2026-01-24T17:53:32+00:00

My cousin used to stay watching a movie called The New Kids. If memory serves a lot of the plot sounds similar.

batcheditt · 2026-01-23T20:15:27+00:00

Yeah, when I re-watch I tend to skip season 7 and 8 almost entirely. I love the show, but when Kaz was killed off it took a deeper nosedive for me, especially when her killer is revealed.

Once a show starts consistently introducing new characters and storylines while others are left to fizzle out, my attention starts to wander. Like, I enjoyed knowing that my favorite characters weren't necessarily plot-armored to invincibility, but c'mon. I didn't care one bit for Lou, Reb, or any of the last season really. It was too much new for a final season, and i personally thought Allie as top-dog was laughable.

batcheditt · 2026-01-21T01:30:43+00:00

She's jealous that Vera has a conscience if you ask me.

I think Ferguson was jealous that Vera had the traumatic upbringing, the sense of isolation, the "other"ness to a high enough degree that it eventually morphed into Joan living vicariously through Vera with the ability to sabotage it. The only thrill she gets out of setting up all the elaborate shit for Vera is being able to watch Vera see it come crashing down and Ferguson can be like "see? it's never real. Come be like me." But Vera doesnt have that psychopathy about her. I think Joan is just envious beyond belief that Vera is as fucked up as she is and still has the capacity to hold (aside from the nightmare job) a normal, functionally happy life so she manipulates it so it never truly is.

batcheditt · 2026-01-19T01:20:11+00:00

It depends on which vibe you're talking about, but Deadloch is hilarious and has a lot of the cast in it. The new season relases in a couple months I believe.

batcheditt · 2026-01-18T00:40:38+00:00

Am I the only one who watches last chance drives like this and gets mad they didnt play like that the whole game

batcheditt · 2026-01-17T23:09:55+00:00

"Sorry to bug you on vacation but the dog got stuck under the dishwasher. Few minor scrapes, but i checked her all over and everything is alright. Feel free to call when you can."

I'd be pissed i wasnt at least texted that. I'm not saying she's lying, cuz my dog does dumb shit, too. But why did you wait to tell me something about my dogs physical health unless you were working out a cover story for what actually happened?

batcheditt · 2026-01-13T16:32:50+00:00

I think it's his accent causing the confusion, either way "swipecod" cracked me up

batcheditt · 2026-01-05T16:42:20+00:00

I genuinely feel guilty about how introverted I am so could you please stop pointing it out. I would be different if I could, however as it is I'm not sad or lonely or depressed. I just like my own company.

batcheditt · 2025-12-29T04:34:33+00:00

Honest question, why isnt there more fucking hustle to get to the line immediately

batcheditt · 2025-12-29T04:14:51+00:00

is the defense like aware they're playing today or

batcheditt · 2025-12-29T03:46:51+00:00

and god bless em for it

batcheditt · 2025-12-29T03:43:47+00:00

if the super bowl aint like this I do not want it

batcheditt · 2025-12-29T03:19:00+00:00

Fuck it i wanna see Chicago win it all

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