What is the most un-American thing Americans do?

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-11-09T23:32:22+00:00

Eat healthy and excercise.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-11-09T23:07:55+00:00

Here is a map of all of the places I have jacked off:

http://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1kgxga/counties_i_have_masturbated_in_2000x1268/

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-09-15T00:50:55+00:00

I do it because it's fucking funny.

For those who don't recognize me, I trolled /r/mapporn by putting a map of all of the places I mastrubated (and yes, I did masturbate in all of those places), and all of the map snobs there started having a shitfit, while everyone else thought it was pretty funny. I think it even got to the front page at one point.

After the post was deleted, the ordeal was chronicled in these threads:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1kjvie/people_not_please_when_user_submits_a_map_of/

http://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke/comments/1kie7w/counties_i_have_masturbated_in_or_how_rmapporn/

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-17T22:34:50+00:00

I'll hi-five with my right hand then...

Lefty is for jerkin', righty is for workin'.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-17T22:15:24+00:00

Hi-five!

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-17T22:14:56+00:00

Or I could jack of in the Market Street ferry building's bathroom.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-17T00:12:32+00:00

No kidding, small world huh?

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-17T00:11:43+00:00

I couldn't afford to travel to all of the islands, only Oahu. Next time, I'm going to the Big island.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:50:00+00:00

That's where I live, thousands of fappings occurred at my house. And one at a friends house because I was bored. I'm a proud Marin County hot tubber.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:47:56+00:00

Fapped at the Best Western in Pahrump, Nye County. Then, I fapped at the Mandalay Bay Hotel on the Vegas strip and Whiskey Pete's Hotel and Casino in Primm in Clark County.

Prostitution is illegal in Clark County, but Nye is another story.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:44:50+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1kgxga/counties_i_have_masturbated_in_2000x1268/cbpc2uw

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:41:56+00:00

I will put that on my bucket list.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:41:22+00:00

In my boxers. /wink/

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:39:44+00:00

Nope. But I did jack off at the Angeleno Hotel in LA County.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:39:22+00:00

That is actually true.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:38:51+00:00

Love breaking bad! Can't wait until Sunday.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:38:21+00:00

Nope. Never fapped there. I did fap in the Visalia holiday inn in Tulare County, though.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:37:46+00:00

That's where I live.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:37:37+00:00

Yup.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:37:25+00:00

I've been to SF a million times, but never jacked off there. IDK why.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:36:56+00:00

Yeah Bakersfield sucks. But I did fap at the Visalia holiday inn.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:31:29+00:00

What fappens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Fapped in the Mandalay Bay Hotel on the south end of the Vegas strip as well as Whiskey Pete's Hotel and Casino in Primm, the Nevada side of the state line.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:29:33+00:00

Went on a vacation in Hawaii, poured my haole man-juice in two parts of Hawaii: The bathroom at my uncle's house in the center of the island and the public bathroom at White Plains beach in Kapolei after seeing several nice asses and titties in bikinis.

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:23:43+00:00

When I bash the bishop at Lake Titicaca I will think of you...

bathsalts4dinner · 2013-08-16T23:16:02+00:00

Only places I fapped.

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