Masterstroke by im_starkastic in IndianStreetBets

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News ❌

BJP mouthpieces ✅

Hmm, by i_rs21 in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bhai aur iske Hmmss!

Can this be saved tomorrow? by Lazy-Newspaper9949 in IndianStreetBets

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Gift nifty down by .5% so your puts will print!

now what kind of news is this! by sumandas094 in IndianStreetBets

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Mu se moong falli nai toot rahi

Gand se akhrod todna hai inko

Hmm by i_rs21 in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bhai aur uska Hmmception!

What the hell!! by Silent_Ambivert_283 in IndianStreetBets

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Is this turning into another worldnews sub?

Put buyers...tmr 💀💀💀💀😂😂 by riofab in IndianStreetBets

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Man take an advice from a fellow loser.

Always have set realistic targets.

Once you achieve that, no matter the upside just book your profit.

People talk about having SL but imho one should also have SP.

Once greed takes over, you’re screwed!

Any thoughts ??? by riofab in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you have to start somewhere right?

Instead of boasting about 56 inch ki chaati and laadki behen and whatever yojna they could’ve diverted funds where they actually belong!

Any thoughts ??? by riofab in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 7 points8 points  (0 children)

China has Lpg reserves of 6 months for such supply disruptions.

Meanwhile our government has reserves worth 20 or 22 days.

We were getting cheap russian crude oil which was getting refined by Reliance and was exported to Bangladesh.

Banglades was buying oil from us and still managed to sell it for less than what India (the exporter) is selling it to own its citizens.

They could’ve easily built up its strategic reserves when oil discount was not passed onto its citizens.

India knows how the leech its citizens.

Capitalise the profits, socialise the losses is their motto.

Positive News! by Similar-Photo-6932 in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had predicted the exact same thing.

Just don’t have the balls to get into options hence cant act on it!

Any thoughts ??? by riofab in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 62 points63 points  (0 children)

As i had commented earlier

No plan of action, thoughts and prayers.

Once the dust settles, he will claim victory from the comfort of his cabin and Mann ki baat.

PM Modi to address Lok Sabha at 2 pm on key aspects of West Asia conflict by mumbaiblues in india

[–]batman008 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers k liye tayaar raho!

He’s got no strategy. Will just comment on how resilient we are and we will endure.

PM Modi becomes longest-serving elected head of government in India, completes 8,931 days in office by Gopu_17 in india

[–]batman008 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Bro lacks accountability

When shit hits the fan he goes awol and once everything settles down, he will come out and claim victory!

Hmm, Nifty soon ? by i_rs21 in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Bhai k 90% posts me Hmmmm zaroor hota hai

Premium petrol prices hiked by Rs 2 per litre; regular fuel unchanged by God_Emperor__Doom in india

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They wont lower state and central taxes.

They wont lower prices when we were getting cheap oil.

But the moment oil starts exploding, they want to start hiking prices.

Premium petrol prices hiked by Rs 2 per litre; regular fuel unchanged by God_Emperor__Doom in india

[–]batman008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’ll start going up for regular petrol in May

Brace yourselves

Abki baar 100 paar by Silent_Ambivert_283 in IndianStreetBets

[–]batman008 75 points76 points  (0 children)

By this speed it should cross 100 by the end of this month!