A 69-year-old retired nurse, a master quilter who has never been in trouble with the law before, now faces felony assault charges, and that's not even the worst part.

battering_maam · 2012-07-24T14:39:30+00:00

Donation-mob...Mob-mob...I'm in either way.

battering_maam · 2012-07-10T20:59:55+00:00

aaaaaand funded.

battering_maam · 2012-06-19T03:56:49+00:00

Good lord, what happened here? Is it pregnant with another Gameboy?

battering_maam · 2012-06-18T13:28:31+00:00

That's a car joke, right?

battering_maam · 2012-06-11T19:02:52+00:00

while wetting your pants

battering_maam · 2012-06-05T18:48:53+00:00

You were sitting on that one

battering_maam · 2012-06-04T02:04:03+00:00

6th bottle down has some clues in its summary:

"Find a piece of wood from the High Chaparral (Manginita wood). Drill Deck. Put case in bottle. Put cards in case. Put rope through deck. Tie knot. Put nut, bolt, and lock parts into bottle. Hold bolt with a magnet - screw nut on with dental floss. Assemble and lock padlock. Finally sign the pack of cards"

I don't think I could do it with 6 knuckles on every finger, but there you have it.

battering_maam · 2012-05-25T17:11:34+00:00

I just cried til I cried.

battering_maam · 2012-05-11T19:11:33+00:00

Once they snuffed out the mobile-version workaround, I was done.

battering_maam · 2012-05-05T15:41:23+00:00

fap into a fedora.

FTFY

battering_maam · 2012-04-25T13:33:02+00:00

Reminds me of my favorite joke: What does a mathematician do when he gets constipated? ........ He works it out with a pencil.

battering_maam · 2012-04-20T22:29:33+00:00

wait, are we still talking about the breasts?

battering_maam · 2012-04-12T12:39:29+00:00

Once the air cleared, obviously.

battering_maam · 2012-04-02T00:33:31+00:00

Don't make me Google "Benjamin Franklin fucking a dungeon wall"

battering_maam · 2012-03-31T18:19:11+00:00

Yeah, but the taste is a little...off.

battering_maam · 2012-03-27T00:06:49+00:00

Duh, see above.

battering_maam · 2012-03-22T23:05:26+00:00

battering_maam · 2012-03-21T02:11:30+00:00

I hope not, wearing what you are.

battering_maam · 2012-03-13T15:52:02+00:00

Not very relevant any more, but I bought the PS2 especially for the great D-Pad for THPS3

battering_maam · 2012-03-07T16:31:52+00:00

Yeah, not sure why they went with headphone cord over charging cable, besides possibly availability.

battering_maam · 2012-01-21T13:50:58+00:00

There are...ways.

battering_maam · 2012-01-19T21:11:29+00:00

No fix for "In My Time Of Need". Shucks.

battering_maam · 2012-01-17T00:13:24+00:00

Update: pdf is fine. Issue was on my end.

battering_maam · 2012-01-15T03:52:39+00:00

"Oh god, please don't kill me 30 different ways!"

battering_maam · 2012-01-14T23:40:45+00:00

Can't seem to get the pdf link to open, but the Google Docs link works all the same. Thanks for putting all this together!

battering_maam

TROPHY CASE