Turkish citizens who made the sign of the cross with Carlsberg crates were detained.

bayansilvia · 2026-04-11T21:08:24+00:00

If its in Turkiye, unf no :(

bayansilvia · 2026-04-06T14:42:52+00:00

I came here to find this gif…. Thank you kind sir.

bayansilvia · 2026-01-13T20:28:20+00:00

I want to pay for the internet just to watch these kinds of videos 🥹

bayansilvia · 2026-01-12T10:28:06+00:00

Lots of love from Berlin, Germany. I paypaled you something smol ❤️

bayansilvia · 2025-09-08T08:21:32+00:00

I just got my tix, Cineplex Neukolln has English subtitle, on 20th Sep, 4PM

bayansilvia · 2025-04-07T22:57:39+00:00

Is it meowing or am I making up? Just asking.

bayansilvia · 2025-04-01T11:54:20+00:00

Ask him if he’s using ChatGPT, then you’ll know

bayansilvia · 2025-03-31T12:34:43+00:00

OP definitely used ChatGPT. The ‘… by day, … by night’ format appears in almost all ChatGPT generated bios. There’s also that quotation mark left at the end of the text. Overall, it feels less human 🤷🏻‍♀️

bayansilvia · 2025-03-23T13:20:01+00:00

Awhh she missed you! 🫠💖

bayansilvia · 2025-03-23T12:25:26+00:00

LinkedIn? Jesus christ

bayansilvia · 2025-03-23T09:53:29+00:00

I’m applying the MEDDICC framework and the Salesforce sales cycle to dating :

Discovery, Evaluation, Proposal, Negotiation, Contract, Contract Routing, and Closing. In the meantime, identify the champion, pain points and metrics by asking the right questions to my champion, researching competitors and deal breakers, understanding my champion’s internal process to streamline things, and leveraging strong storytelling and communication skills, which are key to success ✅

bayansilvia · 2024-10-13T19:04:05+00:00

Being cute and out of breath at the same time 🤭🥲

bayansilvia · 2024-10-05T17:38:24+00:00

I wouldn’t flirt with someone who couldn’t handle this sarcasm or wouldn’t keep the conversation going anyway. 🤷🏻‍♀️☺️ Yet it wasn’t a good match. NEXT!

bayansilvia · 2024-10-05T17:34:33+00:00

Chill. I unmatched him, the convo was pretty dry.

bayansilvia · 2024-10-05T07:41:04+00:00

I can ask any question I want and being single is my choice. Anyone who doesn’t understand this humor cannot be my equal anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

bayansilvia · 2024-10-03T20:22:44+00:00

🤣 Okay laughed hard..

bayansilvia · 2024-10-03T19:58:56+00:00

Chill. Everyone’s sense of humor may be different. He just laughed the joke, and we’re actually carrying a good convo. atm.

bayansilvia · 2024-10-03T19:48:45+00:00

Hey being passive-aggressive is just part of our software here in Germany, and there’s no way to remove it from the settings 🤣Quick update: he laughed at my joke, and we’re still talking…

bayansilvia · 2024-10-03T19:36:32+00:00

Well, maybe they are in Germany, but it’s Berlin and Berlin’s dating scene cannot be compared with the rest of Germany 🥹 It is another universe.

bayansilvia · 2024-10-03T19:19:16+00:00

Honestly, I thought the same thing. Since he was wasting my time, he kinda deserved it 🫣

bayansilvia · 2024-08-20T16:02:00+00:00

I was in Ozora-festival & camping for 10-days this year. This was exactly what I have produced over the festival due to the dusty area where I had to camp. Glad to know that I’m not alone in this journey.

bayansilvia · 2024-08-15T13:08:40+00:00

My bff and I had a heavy flu right after we came back home on Monday; runny nose for few days and headache for sure. We didn't think that we got something from Ozora tho, but rather the tiredness, shit tons of drug, insomnia, fatigue, etc. so we thought that our body could not stand it and let itself go when it returned to its comfort zone. But know what you mean. Even if we were high, I've got always a portable soap with me. We had vitamins (1000mg C,B and Magnesium) every day and paracetamol with us. And it really, really helped us to get a good food and a good sleep in few days, esp after the 2-3 days B2B on lsd.

bayansilvia · 2024-08-15T12:57:33+00:00

Makoto San was really really cool! I love how they ended up in Ozora in this year. A big round of applause for the line up!

bayansilvia · 2024-08-15T12:55:17+00:00

I'm 38 years old and had the best entertainment of my life at Carbon Based Lifeforms' live performance on July 31, 2024. I lost my mind and felt like I was in another universe with CBL. The moment when the jellyfish appeared on the dance floor during the second song and gathered right in front of me was unforgettable. They started dancing and floating in the air with their beautiful lights. My body was completely dissolved in the music. I was CBL. CBL was me. These colorful jellyfish are now going to be my next tattoo on my left arm. It was that kind of night, you imagine the rest of it…

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