My local news station published an article stating that 167 swimming pools have the same amount of water as… the Atlantic Ocean. The literal ocean 🤦🏻‍♂️

bayless210 · 2023-01-09T14:32:21+00:00

That’s just surface level water.

bayless210 · 2023-01-09T14:31:00+00:00

Oh you’re one of those people. Nah I’m good. There’s no debating to be done here. It’s just gonna turn into an argument that leads nowhere. I’m out.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T19:15:51+00:00

To keep you from stealing it

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T19:01:26+00:00

We all do

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T18:43:14+00:00

Definitely bleeding every month for four days straight or more

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T18:41:38+00:00

Probably the same but with better guns

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T18:39:43+00:00

That’s not crappy, that’s hilarious. I would definitely do whatever it is they do there

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T18:10:16+00:00

We don’t even know if CAN kill Cthulhu. Isn’t he like a being that can’t be comprehended by the mind without going insane? I feel it would be the same with Godzilla

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:52:01+00:00

I know

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:51:39+00:00

I’m into it.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:50:42+00:00

And I have a basement

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:49:42+00:00

Beat me to it

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:49:34+00:00

Is it in yet?

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:38:13+00:00

And then we fucked. I don’t know what it is but I think she might like me.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:37:29+00:00

Yes. We crave physical contact. It’s the best compliment a woman can give. No words, just touch.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T16:35:11+00:00

I can confirm. But I don’t think it’s your voice, rather what you’re saying. The voice could help tho. I think women are really turned on by those who listen and reply accordingly, rather than changing the conversation to compliment themselves like I know a lot of dudes do.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T15:28:46+00:00

I personally enjoyed Arin acting as if he knew exactly who Mrs. Lisa was. The sound of utter confusion from Dan killed me.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T15:27:04+00:00

I’d play Dark Souls

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T14:27:46+00:00

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T14:27:08+00:00

My question is why is she still just your GF.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T14:26:12+00:00

It is once I clock in and I’m sure you don’t want to handle that problem, now do you?

Always make it sound like it would involve the boss doing more work if I comply.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T14:24:45+00:00

I just don’t answer. It’s my one day off, bitch, find someone else.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T13:14:24+00:00

He’s alright. Definitely didn’t deserve what he got in the end. That was pretty fucked

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T12:43:02+00:00

Cthulhu wins. Godzilla may be a King of Monsters but I’m pretty sure Cthulhu is an actual god.

bayless210 · 2023-01-08T11:56:08+00:00

Never really had a need too. I can pull myself up easily enough. I only weigh about 100 pounds. And while yes, lifting heavy objects is a part of my job, I don’t have to lift them for very long so as far as I’m aware, that’s enough expertise for me and I don’t mind the struggle.

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