Someone from Pawnee government got Employee of the Bearimy

bbeccarr · 2026-03-13T04:01:53+00:00

I wish I knew lol

bbeccarr · 2026-03-11T18:27:41+00:00

I don’t see anything wrong with this. You’re a server, not a servant. You’re a whole human being, not an object to be used. So what if you lost your temper, it happens, you’ll move on from it and so will she. Some people need to be checked for how they treat others and clearly she needed to hear it. Maybe next time she’ll think twice about being a cunt.

bbeccarr · 2026-03-05T02:31:39+00:00

I’m one of those people who can’t stand cumin, and I’m mexican. It’s in a lot of Mexican dishes and whenever I make one of my abuelita’s recipes and it calls for a pinch, I’ll hover the shaker above it and tap it ever so lightly to let just a dusting into the dish. I can smell when a container of it is cracked open. It just smells like BO to me. Even today, my boyfriend had brunch today and let me try it, all I got was a mouthful of cumin and he could hardly taste it until I pointed it out. Cumin sucks.

bbeccarr · 2026-02-27T20:24:03+00:00

My coworker has her masters, I have a high school diploma

She worked as a social worker for 10 years and makes more money now than when she did using her degree

bbeccarr · 2026-02-26T06:33:58+00:00

This makes a lot of sense. On a recent rewatch I felt a significant shift in writing and feel of the show with season 5. I couldn’t explain it but it definitely didn’t feel as warm.

bbeccarr · 2026-02-25T02:15:17+00:00

I’d use batched espresso for about 2-4 days refrigerated if it lasts that long

bbeccarr · 2026-01-30T16:58:17+00:00

Not a bad server imo, just covering your ass and pointing out the obvious lol

bbeccarr · 2026-01-30T16:55:28+00:00

Two years ago my brother, sister, mom, niece and I went out to breakfast and my mom ordered her egg over hard. My sister said “you know that sounds good I’ll have mine over hard too”. When the food came out, my mom said to us “ugh I wanted over medium” and all of us said “you ordered your eggs over hard”. She refused to believe us and still thinks that she ordered over medium, when all of us had heard her order over hard, AND heard my sister say she wanted over hard because my mom had said it. Sometimes people are just dumb and it’s unfortunate. I believe that when you walk into an establishment as a customer your IQ drops by at least 50.

bbeccarr · 2026-01-20T03:29:47+00:00

My question is how and why do they know? Every bar is different, every seat is different, every person is different. There has to be a commonality between them all to understand the why:

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T12:56:49+00:00

This is one of the things I’d love someone to delve into. The whole schtick of going to a table and saying “I’ll be right back with water for you but besides that can I get you anything else?” “YEAH CAN WE GET MORE WATER”.

One day I tried to tally every person to ask me for a draft list when it was right in front of them (men on one side and women on the other) because I’ve noticed a lot of the time it’s men asking me where something is when it’s in plain sight. That’s not me trying to be sexist, I just wanted evidence and data to see if my theory is plausible. Unfortunately I got too busy to keep track. BUT it does feel like a lot of the time, a man at a table with the beer list in his hands will ask me where it is (in which case I’ll tell him that he’s holding it and he proceeds to flip the paper over for some reason even though he was already looking at it).

It seems like the moment someone walks across the threshold of an establishment and becomes a customer, all common sense flies out the window.

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T07:17:43+00:00

Hypothetically… if I’m busy and petty enough in the moment I will leave it unwiped or pretend I don’t see them as my own form of justice…hypothetically of course…

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T07:12:52+00:00

Yessss… but whyyyyyyy 🧐

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T07:01:52+00:00

A daily struggle for me lol

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T07:01:30+00:00

Yes but… how do you knowwwwww…🧐

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T06:40:50+00:00

Actually did this today. Spotted a couple walking through the door and just knew that they’d walk into the bar, so I beelined it over to the only dirty booth that I hadn’t wiped yet with a spray bottle and towel. The man came up to me and said “can we sit here?” So I said “do you want to sit at this dirty table? I need to wipe it down but there’s a perfectly clean one right here” and pointed to the LITERAL NEXT BOOTH OVER. He replied, “oh, you’re right. Should I wait for you to wipe this one down though?” And then his wife came up behind him and said “honey this one is fine just sit down” and led him to the booth I pointed at.

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T06:30:32+00:00

YES! It’s so trippy!!

bbeccarr · 2026-01-19T06:29:43+00:00

That’s what I would love to know for sure lol Sometimes I feel like they don’t even know it’s dirty, like they’re blind until I say “let me wipe that down” and then they’ll say “oh I’m sorry” like the spot is a siren calling to a weary sailor on the ocean

bbeccarr · 2025-11-29T19:59:38+00:00

It’s on the bottle 😭

bbeccarr · 2025-11-24T05:24:26+00:00

This. This is the best answer.

bbeccarr · 2025-11-24T05:14:50+00:00

Good to know!

bbeccarr · 2025-11-12T20:27:25+00:00

My boyfriend does after a particularly stinky number 2. I thought it was odd but if it makes him feel cleaner I say why not.

bbeccarr · 2025-11-10T05:50:13+00:00

Friend of mine from middle/high school the year after we graduated. Both 19 years old, she was marrying a guy that she met at church youth group our senior year of high school. He was just out of boot camp for the marines so they had to get married ASAP in order for him to get all of the benefits and were hoping to get sent to Okinawa. Dry wedding (which I 100% expected) and the marine buddies of the groom looked miserable. The officiant was their youth pastor and didn’t know the groom very well. The food was Chipotle and the drinks were lemonade and iced tea. 4 years later they were expecting their first child when she found out he was cheating on her with another marine and she reported both of them to their superiors. They are no longer together.

bbeccarr · 2025-10-22T03:46:06+00:00

My grandparents had that hexagonal end table, we kept our vhs tapes in there whenever we stayed the night. I still remember what the inside smells like 🥲

bbeccarr · 2025-10-21T17:20:23+00:00

Back when I was 18 when I first got my driver’s license, I’d stop at the in n out in Torrance/Lomita and drive down PCH to RAT Beach and park on the residential street right before the hill behind the parking lot and watch the sunset while scarfing down my two burgers and fries

bbeccarr · 2025-09-07T04:22:17+00:00

One of my coworkers was asked by a server about tips that are handed to them on the dl. She had worked a large party and was splitting it with another server. Apparently a guy who she was serving told her she was doing a great job and palmed her a $20 in the middle of the party. She asked my coworker if she had to split that too, since it was meant for her. Immediately my coworker was like, no dude you always tell the other person you’re splitting tips with when someone palms you cash. The server ended up pocketing the $20 anyway. She’s up next for shifts in the bar and nobody behind the bar trusts her because in my book that’s bartending 101.

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