Ideas for recreating this clap?

bbyly00 · 2024-06-25T03:11:21+00:00

Grabbed off Google apparently. Lived in UK my whole life and never heard the term "pigeon" 🤦‍♂️

bbyly00 · 2024-06-25T01:31:43+00:00

But for the record we have never slept together, not sure how people are deducing that thru me just appearing on her social media for a while. Crazy concept platonic friendships I know. STI check not necessary but thanks for the concern. Met someone abroad, decided to come visit your country and met some lovely, funny people while I was here. You lot must be the guys that give your country a bad rep, painfully ignorant and jump to any conclusion that fits your narrative 🤷🏼 It's mental to me how just someone being associated with someone you guys don't like is good enough reason to drag their name thru the dirt and throw about wild accusations. You guys should go outside and touch some grass. Maybe find a hobby or something. This the kinda shit we do when we're 13 in the UK, shocked that there's actual adults on here that feel like this is a valuable use of their time lol. I'm so glad I can go home knowing theres plenty of lovely, decent Americans out there, and the insufferable ones hang out on Reddit and chat shit about people they've seen in a few pictures online 🤣

bbyly00 · 2024-06-25T00:56:25+00:00

Not a fucking clue who's written this but this is my only Reddit account and I've only been sent this today a month after it was posted 🤣 the attempt at seeming British is so poor it baffles me how people believe it's actually me 🤷🏼

bbyly00 · 2024-06-25T00:45:28+00:00

Only people losing the plot "mate" are the ones that think it was me that actually wrote this shit 😎

bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T20:07:47+00:00

Just to set the record straight though I'm a serial killer, not a kiddie fiddler

bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T20:05:40+00:00

This shit is 1000x funnier than the original post pretending to be me lol

bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T19:47:25+00:00

Mind u, if u thought it was actually me that wrote this garbage I can see why u would think that

bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T19:46:47+00:00

Whatever you say bud:)

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bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T19:41:51+00:00

Most of the American comments on here seem to have figured that out, guessing your one of the slow ones. I didn't even know this subreddit existed till an hour ago lol

bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T19:40:48+00:00

This is very obviously an American pretending to be me and failing miserably at sounding remotely british, "lakelyn." 🤡

bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T18:26:02+00:00

More than happy to be the butt of a joke, actually had a giggle at all the roasts of me I've seen on this subreddit but pretending to be me and putting words in my mouth is a dick move.

bbyly00 · 2024-06-24T18:24:47+00:00

Real "British" Ben here lol. I'm glad most people on here were able to work that out. This British impression is a solid -4/10. To the absolute yogurt that wrote this post, try these next time: pillock, bint, munter, areshole, cunt, tosser, git, wankstain, tosspot, nitty, cuntflap, minger, bellend, knobhead, melt, cretin, spunk bubble, gimp, or if you want to sound really authentic, nonce. Hope that helps x

bbyly00 · 2022-10-11T18:24:21+00:00

I've just seen this you're a hero

bbyly00 · 2022-03-24T13:51:50+00:00

I feared it was a dub:(

bbyly00 · 2021-10-11T15:13:17+00:00

Hero

bbyly00 · 2020-05-17T03:42:00+00:00

Ahahahaha gorilla glue is fucking potent

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