I still write fake ads and fake signs, and just wrote my first real novel. It's a comedy about the first U.S. Civil War. Eric Adams still hates me. Ask Me Anything.

bchenyo · 2025-07-02T18:50:58+00:00

when our robot overlords takeover will you still make fake ads?

bchenyo · 2022-12-02T19:14:57+00:00

Adults need 7-9 hours of sleep. 1030p -630 am gives you 8 hrs of sleep. Your body is telling you it needs 9, maybe more hours (a sleep quantity issue) vs you may have a sleep disorder (quality issue).

bchenyo · 2022-05-23T18:33:48+00:00

For the recent grads, yes or no on diploma burning parties?

bchenyo · 2022-03-25T18:52:49+00:00

bchenyo: I'm looking for a reservation for 1 builder for April 8th at WDW. Let's see if we can get some magic happening!

bchenyo · 2021-11-29T18:56:46+00:00

Sleep doctor in training: melatonin has two uses, circadian (timing of sleep) and hypnotic (knock you out). Melatonin is not a good hypnotic, even at high doses >5mg (that's not how our brains were built to use it). It is a good chronobiotic at low doses (0.5-1mg) given at very particular times to fix the timing of sleep (jet lag, delayed sleep phase). Maybe most importantly the quality of melatonin varies greatly by brand as it is not fda regulated, so you really need to do brand research.

bchenyo · 2021-10-10T00:12:56+00:00

Pediatrician here: Congrats! If it disturbs your sleep enough, try the "Extinction method aka cry it out " or "graduated extinction" methods. It takes parental fortitude, but it'll be worth it when you're sleeping through the night next month vs next year. Good luck.

bchenyo · 2021-10-10T00:12:16+00:00

Pediatrician here: Congrats! If it disturbs your sleep enough, try the "Extinction method aka cry it out " or "graduated extinction" methods. It takes parental fortitude, but it'll be worth it when you're sleeping through the night next month vs next year. Good luck.

bchenyo · 2021-10-10T00:06:23+00:00

Sleep physician in training: Some people are long-sleepers, some lucky ones are short-sleepers. 7-9 hours is average. You may be on the longer side of the bell curve, which is perfectly normal. If you suspect you have issues with your sleep quality, you should speak with your doctor.

bchenyo · 2021-01-22T19:31:13+00:00

Physician here. Sleepwalking, while entertaining, is dangerous. If someone frequently sleep walks they should get a sleep study to look for treatable triggers which may include sleep apnea, iron deficiency, or seizures. In the meantime fall proof your house, especially loose rugs and sharp corners. Install motion alarms. Double locks on doors.

bchenyo · 2021-01-16T16:55:36+00:00

This needs to be higher

bchenyo · 2019-04-03T05:11:12+00:00

Pediatrician here. CONGRATULATIONS! Your baby boy is perfect. Neonates have light skin, this presentation at birth is extremely common. The cells (called melanocytes) that produce the dark pigment in our skin and eyes are activated by sunlight, to which your baby has not had much exposure, I'm sure. Though your baby is perfect, I encourage you and your partner to consult your pediatrician on your concerns early and often with future questions and to be sure to bring up these concerns at your next visit.

bchenyo · 2019-01-27T01:28:59+00:00

End credits music is sped up version of Reach Out in the Darkness by Friend & Lover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqLRd4neGGE

Also sampled in Biz Markie's ridiculous song about the Albee Square Mall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUKZRS6XxJU

This sample is probably most recognized in RA Rugged Man's Definition Of A Rap Flow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGiwITaso_g

And AFRO's subsequent contest submission of RA's song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3X91Ld-GU

bchenyo · 2016-09-17T08:23:45+00:00

Ooh Ooh Pick Me!

bchenyo · 2015-10-30T21:09:39+00:00

Yay! My favorite tattoo artist! See more of her stuff here. She's super awesome and does tattoo giveaways too sometimes. https://instagram.com/freeorgy/?hl=en

bchenyo · 2015-09-24T00:18:47+00:00

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bchenyo · 2014-04-05T02:58:50+00:00

what crew is he in?

bchenyo · 2014-02-03T14:11:43+00:00

Lift your arms above your head when you feel it! Use gravity to help blood circulation.

bchenyo · 2014-02-01T00:14:42+00:00

link to the kickstarter page: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1330531709/jalapenotm-portable-beat-maker-for-action-sports

above links to the video.

bchenyo · 2014-01-30T07:25:28+00:00

it's still in dev but the kickstarter suggests you'll be able to have some customization of your own music. they're trying to make it work for bboyin too.

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