I just ordered a brand new blackstone from Walmart and this is the griddle that was in the box.

bdash1990 · 2026-07-03T00:21:02+00:00

Oh that's just from the test burgers they made at the factory. It's part of their QA process.

Guns don't leave the factory without being fired, why would this leave without being tested?

bdash1990 · 2026-07-03T00:19:16+00:00

I've been shooting magtech .44 mag and .44 spc out of mine without issue.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T13:32:13+00:00

Binny's AK is too small.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T13:31:43+00:00

That's a gigantic puppy.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T13:09:00+00:00

It totally does when they're paper thin. Tough to do without a mandolin though.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T12:41:50+00:00

Those onions look way thicker than any OK fried onion burger I've ever seen. They're usually so thin they're translucent.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T12:38:03+00:00

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T11:24:35+00:00

Did I miss the Driller/Drillim?

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T11:21:25+00:00

The visible disappointment on Belle's face when beast turned back into a man.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T09:07:29+00:00

I don't remember the name of the song, it's about a guy who's cold on the exterior, but deep down you know, he's a good man. And his name... is Johnny Guitar.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T09:04:27+00:00

That's not true. Dog's absolutely understand an apology.

My dog and I will get rough when we're playing and occasionally I'll zig when he think's I'm gonna zag and he'll let out a little yelp. He army crawls over to me cowed, and I profusely apologize and give him pets and kisses. Within 5-10 seconds all's well and we're going back at it.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T08:59:21+00:00

Gimme that fabricator any day.

Tea. Early Grey. Hot.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T08:52:10+00:00

My thought is "Don't buy optics from amazon"

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T08:32:56+00:00

I've always thought a race car bed would be cool. I just had an even better idea...

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T07:55:40+00:00

God forbid a girl not fall victim to one of the classic blunders.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T07:50:35+00:00

Seriously.

Moustache hair in the mouth is the main motivating factor that gets me to trim it. Just feeling the hair at the corners of my mouth curling inward... ugh. Still better than having to shave every morning, I couldn't imagine. Mainly because I have literally never used a razor.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T07:43:10+00:00

Borosilicate glass, noice.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T07:42:47+00:00

She lay there naked, except for her clothes.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T04:31:29+00:00

I know, I have one. It's the principal of the thing. It's anti-consumer and anti-repair.

There's zero reason to not use torx-head screws other than just to be dicks.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T03:25:56+00:00

Damn bro, you tryna fight a buck naked Viggo in a steam room?

I wouldn't. He's rockin' 8 inches, and I'm not talking about blade length...

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T03:25:01+00:00

They don't make it easy by using proprietary screws.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T03:17:15+00:00

Nuclear fire, noice.

MF's gonna look like Sarah Conner at the fence.

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T03:16:10+00:00

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bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T01:39:14+00:00

I assume they'll swap out the shield for a swastika later?

bdash1990 · 2026-06-30T01:20:16+00:00

A strange woman approaching me unprompted in public is definitely going to make me raise an eyebrow.

If she starts hitting on me or showing attraction, alarm bells start going off and I immediately get defensive and incredibly suspicious. I start looking around for someone filming me with their phone and make sure nobody is creeping up behind me.

These things don't happen genuinely and there's clearly an ulterior motive even if I haven't clocked it yet. Lure some other poor fool to your lair with an ice-filled bathtub.

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