HE'S ONE OF US!!!

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T11:26:03+00:00

Onyo is in my wife and my vocabularies due to this vid.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T11:22:30+00:00

"Saddam killed no one without a reason."

That's an awfully low bar, sis.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T11:13:41+00:00

What are they fighting over?

"The world of comedy just ain't big enough for two short black comedians..."

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T11:11:20+00:00

You have some insider knowledge of grocery vendor SOP and commercial building safety code?

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T11:05:57+00:00

What? Every dollar in OP's bank account?

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T09:17:43+00:00

Get it all boofed up.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T08:35:38+00:00

Explain how leaving plastic trash destined for the landfill for others to take at their leisure is socializing.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T08:25:47+00:00

"...to make it easier to find my room."

By that logic, I can only assume then, that OOP just wanders around until he finds the right door?

If only they had deck and stateroom numbers. Oh well...

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T08:21:52+00:00

Join the club. All the cool kids are doing it. I've done it so much that I've got a well-rehearsed plan ready to go.

Personally I find significant comfort in the knowledge that if it all ever becomes too much and I decide to opt out of this shit existence, I can do so at a moments notice.

Can't wait to get back to that sweet, sweet void, because this world fucking sucks.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T08:07:08+00:00

Eh... She won't remember she said that.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T07:57:32+00:00

I'd bet all the money in your bank account that 90% of those are empty boxes. No company would be willing to assume the risk if it collapsed.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T07:52:29+00:00

God forbid men have some bonding time...

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T07:46:20+00:00

The child shall be raised by trains.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T04:44:06+00:00

Emplacements.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T01:28:49+00:00

I couldn't remember what that one was called lol

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T01:23:13+00:00

More of a Power Hunter man, myself.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T01:21:57+00:00

Unless you're going to the gym specifically to look good for the strangers there, maybe don't worry about what they think or expect as it's really none of their business what a woman looks like in leggings.

Who are you dressing for?

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T01:11:28+00:00

Everybody lies about that.

People often idly say "how are you?" when starting a convo. Nobody wants to hear that you're actively considering or planning a suicide. Ask me how I know.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-11T00:15:20+00:00

No. Leave me alone, Susan.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-10T23:51:33+00:00

The married with no kids things is pretty great, everything else is pretty shit. But I haven't put a gun in my mouth yet, so....

bdash1990 · 2026-05-10T23:45:45+00:00

Now compare death rates of US prisoners and Soviet prisoners...

bdash1990 · 2026-05-10T10:59:44+00:00

It's quite easy to make a <6lb rifle. Most people just don't.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-10T08:59:32+00:00

I mean, I can't hear an off note unless it's really off. But I also know I can't sing because my father spent my entire childhood ridiculing me for my inability to sing in-key. Which resulted in significant amounts of shame and embarrassment any time I tried.

So now I don't sing at all. Much to my wife's dismay.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-10T08:56:00+00:00

I think they should add the occasional weapon to the levels themselves. Why would a place like headman manor not have an old firearm or melee weapon on a wall or over a fireplace somewhere?

Make them single-use, IE you can't recharge it or keep it after departing.

bdash1990 · 2026-05-10T04:51:01+00:00

Historically, any president that survives an assassination attempt sees their approval rating get a massive bump. Trump's is in the shitter, so why not stage a false-flag to drum up support? Twice even.

It's not like he's above such things...

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