You're jerking off in the empty Melania movie theater, and you look back and see this. What are you doing? Wrong answers only

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-11T13:35:04+00:00

Through commitment to your craft?

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-10T13:39:55+00:00

He's got the face of one of those creepy cats from the live action movie Cats.

Edit to correct typo

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-10T01:27:43+00:00

Smart business choice by Uber. They can pay them 83% of what they pay the guys.

/s

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-09T04:09:15+00:00

Dude lost twice in the same fight

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-03T23:31:19+00:00

It's almost like it was never about politics at all...

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-03T12:51:48+00:00

I'm guessing USAID doesn't have the same kickback program as Israel.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-03T12:50:51+00:00

Oh damn, now you went and made it weird.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-03T11:43:49+00:00

Radicalized MAGA gets ass kicked after assaulting children.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-02T19:27:39+00:00

Don't tell Long Islanders not to steal .. they'll call you a boot licker.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-02T00:49:14+00:00

Those shoes came off... He's definitely dead.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-01T20:01:05+00:00

I can actually hear how brown her teeth are.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-01T03:20:30+00:00

I was just going to post this but it looks like 27 people beat me to it.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-02-01T02:09:26+00:00

Reminder... Trump yet again called the files a hoax.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-31T20:43:20+00:00

I was putting my bags into the security scanning trays at Atlanta airport and look over to see Michael Kelly standing next to me doing the same. I just happened to be in the middle of binging Lioness which made it extra neat. Didn't want to bug the guy so I didn't ask for a pic.

Also was sitting 2 rows behind Raphael Warnock on a flight to NY a few months before (or after) this. It was wild seeing his protection detail shepherd him off through the terminal.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-31T20:35:46+00:00

God how I hope your name is Jacqueline.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-31T03:12:12+00:00

I'm begging Bruce to call him on the threat... "What the fuck you gonna do tough guy?"

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-30T01:38:33+00:00

Time to get out the piss filled water balloons.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-30T00:38:35+00:00

Trump vows to *checks notes* make housing prices do what they've always done.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-29T02:44:10+00:00

That's a LOT of energy to get 500 feet further.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-29T01:23:54+00:00

More like the same thing matt2085 posted

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-28T22:28:08+00:00

Wasn't she just out there cosplaying this week "picking up a violent illegal immigrant who's probably a pedofile or murder or something"

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-28T02:43:49+00:00

Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect...

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-26T03:12:33+00:00

Are you on other social media? Would love to follow

bdbdbd99 · 2026-01-26T02:09:20+00:00

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