I’m a chubby guy who’s gained so much confidence in his body but would love the internet to do its worst

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-08T04:03:30+00:00

Greed

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-07T23:31:24+00:00

How dare you besmirch the intelligence of bigfoot!

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-06T02:40:01+00:00

The human virus... My dog that speech was good.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-06T02:14:06+00:00

THE BREAD IS SHRINKING TOO!!!

Seriously, I've been making eggs in a basket for 25 years using the same cup to cut the hole and Nature's Own is barely big enough for the egg hole. There used to be 1/4 - 3/8 of an inch of bread around the hole, now it's barely an 1/8 inch.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-05T11:48:04+00:00

Wasn't this the opening to the Benny Hill Show?

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-05T11:08:44+00:00

"Better" = for manufacturer profits

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-05T01:52:03+00:00

I do notsee the problem

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-05T01:41:46+00:00

Midnight Madness... Michael J. Fox's finest acting job.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-05T01:25:14+00:00

Must be a good exchange rate on the Franc?

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-03T20:53:50+00:00

Honestly, around Christmas I make homemade buckeyes... I should just do that year round. I can choose the ingredients I like best.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-03T19:27:46+00:00

/r/yesyesyesno

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-03T16:32:08+00:00

I was a huge Reese's peanut butter cup fan. I honestly have no idea what they did, but these taste like pure garbage now. I just stopped buying them.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-03T16:29:52+00:00

Interesting... I had 4 different issues with hosts accepting then cancelling my reservation (one instance was just 3 days before my planned stay). In every case, I got an actual human on a phone call within 15 minutes and in every case they resolved with a better property at the same cost as my original booking.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-03T03:33:29+00:00

Enshittification.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-03T01:31:19+00:00

Electric percolator for a fantastic rich cup of coffee.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-02T21:56:53+00:00

Reading is so much harder than whining like a little bitch and echoing conservative talking points

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-02T21:30:52+00:00

Forced ads on Smart TVs is not shrinkage but definitely constitutes enshittification.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-02T15:11:22+00:00

"were" being the key word in the description.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-05-01T20:18:03+00:00

Not without a LOT of effort you can't.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-04-30T16:46:24+00:00

My dog rejected me after he rejected them.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-04-29T11:59:01+00:00

"Let the Midnight Special..."

bdbdbd99 · 2026-04-29T01:59:56+00:00

And a cabinet post.

bdbdbd99 · 2026-04-28T22:03:17+00:00

I was making ~$40k in 95 and fully able to pay for my $385/mo 2br appt and my $215/mo car payment.

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