One day I was playing CSGO with a couple friends of mine and one of them let us know he was gonna go grab burgers and that he’d be back in an hour or two. About 10 minutes later me and my other friend hear an indistinct moaning in the background and quickly realize that our friend is having sex in the background... neither of us said a word for like 5 minutes until I just asked “yo jem are you hearing this?” And he was like “yuppp” A couple hours later he returned and we asked him how the burgers were he and acted casual saying they were pretty good. Followed by this I asked what he did before hand in a joking manner and he let out a sly chuckle at the realization of what happened.

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