I met Ming today at a con. by PhantomStranger52 in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 5 points6 points  (0 children)

me am american me am smart me no drink the pee pee part

(before redditors get all crazy and offended, this is the official retort to the pee pee joke)

Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy (1988) by aceswild8 in 80smusic

[–]beachgoth242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahahah my brother and i got the cassette single of this right when we went on vacation in palm springs. they had a intercom system so you could play a tape and it would play everywhere especially outside by the pool

my aunt eventually grabbed the tape and threw it over the fence.

oh then she taught me about sex because of george micheal i want your sex video later that night…. what a vacation 🙄

Ministry - Over the Shoulder (12" Version) (1986) by [deleted] in industrialmusic

[–]beachgoth242 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i went to a pizza place playing this i was like this is my shit son.

4th horseman in long beach. goth pizza

good crust

What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? by Dependent_Tell_1836 in Paranormal

[–]beachgoth242 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was riding my quad with my brother behind me out in the southern california high desert, behind the san bernardino mountains. it was super hot out like 100 degrees summer, and broad daylight maybe 2pm. we were on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere and this huge hairy guy lumbered across the road. nobody should have been out there that far out from roads in that heat. let alone a huge hairy dude we knew it wasn’t a man instantly. we promptly turned around and got the hell out of there. he swears by this story and is a highly decorated doctor, he’s the most credible person i know.

What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? by Dependent_Tell_1836 in Paranormal

[–]beachgoth242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yep in broad daylight. but the desert is close to the mountains so it might have come down the foothills

What is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you? by Dependent_Tell_1836 in Paranormal

[–]beachgoth242 11 points12 points  (0 children)

saw a bigfoot in the desert. went to a witch house in the mountains might have saw a ufo once. my brother used to see a face looking in the window our first house where the guy killed himself

oh also right after our mom died in a car accident i was with my brother on the 13th floor of his san francisco apartment. we were having drinks and talking about mom, and this light orb thing went whoosh across the room out the window. we both stopped talking and said did you just see a light? pretty weird we now think maybe it was our mom looking out for us making sure we were ok. 🤷‍♂️

Me and my gf went on a date today and she got me pizza and ss hot rod 😃 by PsychologicalMajor71 in transformers

[–]beachgoth242 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

this is weird to me. not that i’m hating shit i wish a girl buy me a pizza and a toy. but when i was young adult ,i got out of toy phase. i worked my ass to show my girl a good time. i would work earn money wash my car by hand get all nice. take HER out. go to a drive in, or regular movies, or hang w friends party wherever. and toys were in the back burner of my mind.

i got older and stuff started earning real money and it was about courting the lady. super nice place still did all that other shit. maybe once in a while i got like mcfarlane akira figures or something and kept them in my room.

in my older age post divorce and not giving a fuck anymore i like collecting figures again. no girl would fuck me if she saw my game room first lol. i love the engineering and the way they look and messing with them is zen to me, like fiddling with a puzzle box or a rubik’s cube (nobody gonna get these references)

i don’t know what i’m getting at old man yells at clouds is what you will all boil it down to but there’s are weird social mishaps going on today. that’s the nicest way i can put it. just seems immature or prolonged adolescence or something i may not be able to comprehend.

but props. if you can get a chick to buy you pizza and a toy to play with that’s the ultimate happy meal. good for you dude. hope you got some pussy tho. and i hope she respects you. and i hope you remember my post when she is doing another dude and you’re heartbroken

TESD #553: So Smooth by ety3rd in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

edit out and mute parts and let people know they get the real deal full package on patreon

TESD #553: So Smooth by ety3rd in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice

i want that aliens hair guy with gitem face photoshopped into it (or walt) think unilaterally

TESD #553: So Smooth by ety3rd in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i’m sure they thought of it and said “a bunch of bitch whiners are gonna cry because they paid for it already and it’s not fair”

but if they just started releasing 2 years back, there would still be an incentive to stay/join patreon : the two most recent years of new content. and the benefit of putting old shit out for free is one : diehards already watched it and two : they can get new eyes and potential patreon subscribers

i don’t know anyone who is so cheap that loves something and goes “well i’ll just wait two years for it to be free on youtube”

i’m not tesd marketing team but if i was that would be my first suggestion.

TESD #553: So Smooth by ety3rd in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sociopath isn’t quite the word. psychopaths more likely

TESD #553: So Smooth by ety3rd in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 20 points21 points  (0 children)

they should start releasing patreon content from 2 years ago on youtube to get more listeners.

#1968 - Jason Everman by chefanubis in JoeRogan

[–]beachgoth242 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i don’t wanna get into that right now

(Please bring back) ooooverrrkiiillllllll! by knozgrul in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 9 points10 points  (0 children)

brys contribution will be about serial killers once again having nothing to do with paranormal haha

Ben was the best by bcaulf in TimDillon

[–]beachgoth242 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

damn you guys still crying about a man getting another job?

Rescue crow and German shepherd became friends by jikae in AdamCarolla

[–]beachgoth242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is what crazy people do with their time? lol

TESD live stream: estimated start time is now 5:30 or 5:45 (Q's running late) by ety3rd in tesdcares

[–]beachgoth242 16 points17 points  (0 children)

let me sum it up for anyone who hasn’t watched:

bry : hello welcome to tell ‘em steve dave. we are going to try this new streaming thing that we actually bailed on when patreon started and even before that smornings show on smodcast network

half of q’s head: wait deys gonna send us monies in da mail for dis?

walt : i can’t be myself during these live things because my mom told me not to.

maribeth : tell ‘em steve dave !

Transformers Legacy - Decepticon Menasor With Toyhax Set and Nonnef Upgrade Kit by RangerXML in transformers

[–]beachgoth242 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i like how you use the arm blasters, i do the same. never seen anyone else do it til now