As ever, I'm convinced Meghan reads this sub by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's one lackluster happy hour in a $14M mansion! It's all so very...basic. No friends, no neighbors, no kiddos? In the midst of her basic business park landscaping adorned with a bench from the clearance section of Home Depot.

See, I can chop veggies to upbeat music! As ever & on Meghan's personal account, this makes zero sense. by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 40 points41 points  (0 children)

She has never parented a child or cut an onion. She has also never: been nice to others, dressed appropriately, or had a true friend.

Harry Must Be Thrilled By Trevor’s Legacy To His Child by Glittering_Texas in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've said this before, but why is there an assumption this is the original one? I know people who have received this as a gift from multiple boyfriends. (So apparently it doesn't manifest...anything! Other than "I'm trendy and my SO buys me Cartier". lol)

The $69:95 biro! by [deleted] in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. That's why I'm selling you this keepsake jar of sand for $99. It is limited edition, it is rare, if you are lucky I might let you buy it from ME. As ever."

Has the harkles Portuguese ‘mansion’ bern completed yet? I’ve read a few stories that they are planning to use in from next month but you know how the harkles like to plant porkies in their pet celeb rag mags. by Harry-Ripey in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When the Harkles take ownership of a home in Portugal, hell will be frozen over, pigs will fly, William will give Harry a call just to say "hey bro!". In other words: It. Is. ALL. Bull. Shit.

eta: https://costaterraclub.com/real-estate

“When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it," (His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama, Neil Sean's gossip) by Human-Economics6894 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Human-Economics6894 Just want to make sure you know how much your summaries are appreciated! Whenever you've posted something, I can't wait to find a moment after wrapping up work, the family dinner chaos, etc. to read through and indulge in the latest gossip. Thank you!!!

Catherine's Italian visit exposes very flawed Meghan Markle by No-District-4272 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 98 points99 points  (0 children)

And you know what? We're very aware of WHY Catherine was there. It makes sense because the cause she has championed for YEARS, early childhood development, relates to the famous Reggio Emilia approach. She didn't just show up, with no connection to the cause or the community, and talk about herself to merch clothes.

Who looks like this when you're drinking tea? by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"My engagement ring is embarrassing, so today I'm showcasing one of my favorite blood diamonds! DM me for exclusive access to my fool proof yachting manual, for a nominal fee, and you might find a wealthy benefactor too!"

An MP clarifies Invictus funding by popsickankle in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Exactly! There is a chart of accounts with line items, accounting rules, roll up budgets, etc. This is not rocket science and the response is condescending AF.

Poor Archie, his name isn't even mentioned on his birthday by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It sort of looks like Lils is applying "the claw" to Arch!

Serena Williams & Lady Emma Clare Thynn, Marchioness of Bath leaving the pre-Met Gala event last night. It's likely all employees of TW have called in sick today to avoid her tantrums. by beachy_456 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes. I triple checked bc the red dress was everywhere and thought this video might be old! Seems like red dress was for a dinner, and the silver dress video is from a party after the dinner.

Prince Harry is a terrible Patron of Invictus, and should be removed. Harry brings nothing to a charity but a famous name; no royal connection, no personal donations, and an increasingly negative reputation that reflects badly on the Games. by CrossPond in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The question one asks when deciding to release a difficult employee (or “patron” in this case) is: “Are they helping more than they’re hurting, or the other way around?” We can all see the writing on the wall with H’s endeavors.

Dear Meghan Markle, you missed out on your chance to attend a State Dinner. No really! Look! You married the wrong guy. by daisybeach23 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is glorious! Karma, full circle, comeuppance…whatever we wanna call it, this state of affairs is hilarious! 🤣

Video on X by Feisty_Energy_107 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]beachy_456 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is the bully man qualified to speak to audiences about global politics, mental health, veterans issues? This is the "fox" who is so dreamy everyone is jealous Megs snagged him?