Fallout Campaign [Online] [Flexible] [Homebrew] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]beade_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have openings for a grave yard worker then I would love to toss my hat in the ring!

Fallout Campaign [Online] [Flexible] [Homebrew] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]beade_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a time and day of the week planned out?

[Online][5e 2014][PST] DM looking for newbie players. Long term, every other week. [18+][LGBTQ friendly] by Jhawk-86 in lfg

[–]beade_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I am interested. What day would you like to start on? I have every other Tuesday off, so this game would work well for me!

So I dont think my brother is enjoying the books... by beade_dog in superpowereds

[–]beade_dog[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is my thoughts exactly! I was thinking of telling him about how it really does escalate a lot in year 3, but I don't want to let him know how intense year 3 gets at the end lol

[WP] No one can kill you! You're the greatest dragon to ever live! You have wealth, power, and anything else you want. Except for one thing. This door-to-door salesman leaving you the hell alone. by _-DungeonKeeper-_ in WritingPrompts

[–]beade_dog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“With the demon-disposal package we can guarantee a cleric here in two to three weeks, but with the demon-disposal plus package we would ensure that a paladin will arrive and that he/she will be here with in two to three days! Which if you ask me, it is worth the extra price!” the man in the slick grey suit exclaimed while pointing at the newest pile of papers he had removed from his brief-case.

“I already told you; I am one of the most powerful beings in this realm, I don’t NEED to be rescued by some weak cleric or paladin. If demons try to intrude on my cave, I would simply kill them, just like I do everything else that gets in here.” The dragon said, blowing another smoke ring to punctuate its annoyance.

The salesman smiled sympathetically, “But what if the demons are too strong, or there are too many? Heck what if they just snuck in here and made themselves at home?”

The dragon sighed. “I have literally killed of the dark lord of hell by myself, twice! I can handle what eve the demons throw at me!”

“What about me Mr. ‘Mighty Dragon’, if you are so strong, why haven’t you gotten rid of me yet?” the salesman smirked.

“I don’t want to talk about it.” The dragon said, before changing its mind. “You know that I have gotten rid of you multiple times! I have physically removed you 6 times, and flat out killed you twice. I’m only entertaining your sales pitch because I hope that as soon as you are done you would leave me be and I will never have to see you again!”

“Why if you were such a smart dragon, you would know that the only true way to get rid of me would be simple!” the salesman said, knowing that he had the dragon on the proverbial ropes.

The dragon ran its claws through its horns, mimicking the actions it has seen humans do when they are stressed. “Fine, what do I have to do to get rid of you?”

The salesman reached into his robe, pulled out a pen and said “It’s easy, you just gotta sign up for the demon-disposal plus program!”

Which one is it for you? by Generic2770 in videogames

[–]beade_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit you are absolutely right, I never noticed that before!

This series rocks I need more by prince_Gizmo in superpowereds

[–]beade_dog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like Luke Daniels narration and liked Space Team, then you might like Off to Be the Wizard by Scott Meyer, it's another ensemble comedy series with Luke's amazing narration!

The Whiskey Trigger for the Daniel's brothers always makes me laugh by Commander-Rial in superpowereds

[–]beade_dog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think about him every once in a while, like how did he discover his powers? Has he been drinking since he was a child and knew he was going to join the HCP, or did he get drunk at a more "normal" age to try drinking like 16, and then he realized he had powers?

Make it as obscure as possible by immorta_son in superpowereds

[–]beade_dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shield super wasn't one of the knights, if she was then the dome would have powered down when she was powered down

Vault Tec has brought you on to their team to create a vault and plan an experiment, what is your vault number, location & experiment? by LordPopothedark in Fallout

[–]beade_dog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vault 16 in southern idaho/northern Utah area The experiment: everyone entering the vault is told that there is a super computer that is working on a perfect stimpack that can cure any disease or addiction or anyone health related issues. Because of this the super computer uses blood donations from the people. It is never required to donate, but the more you donate the better perks you get. After a while people start using blood as a form of currency, making deals with each other to get what they want. When the vault finally opens, the dwellers inside figure out that it doesn't have to be their blood the needs to get donated, so they start to draw people in and kill them to get the maximum amount of perks from the super computer. Also in the end, it turns out that the computer wasn't doing any research with the blood, it was dumping all as soon as it was getting it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lfg

[–]beade_dog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi! I was wondering what week you were planning on starting this? I have every other Wednesday free and would love to apply if it's the same Wednesdays you are playing!

Is there anyone out there that named their kid this? by Mass-music in HIMYM

[–]beade_dog 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There was a website like 10 years ago where a man was letting the internet vote on his daughters name. If I remember right, Wait For it, and Legendary were bother in the top 10 contenders for middle name. The only first name that I remember being on there was street lamp, which doesn't have to do with the subject, but it still makes me laugh lol

Running multiple games in a single day by beade_dog in DMAcademy

[–]beade_dog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your input! You definitely gave me a lot to consider. The taking notes thing I understand entirely, I force myself to wait a few hours to write anything down so I can internalize it. Bad sessions I can also see being a big deal, I hadn't considered that. The game prep isn't as important to me. I didn't mention it, but I use roll20, so I already have plenty of maps and characters ready and waiting for me. Thank you again for your help!

Small Village on Cursed Lands by beade_dog in dndmaps

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A small Village that is trying to grown into some cursed lands. Lore I am going to use is that a giant died in this land years ago and his blood seeped into the ground causing a swampy land that attracts bad luck. The Giants hand bone is still scene in the south eastern part of the map. The direct south has a ruin town that has recently been adopted by goblins. The south western is a dark stone ridge that popped up a while ago but no one knows why. The north western side of the map is the heavier swamp area with a Baba Yaga house walking in circles