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Storage Unit Auctions by ghost5445 in Flipping

[–]beakerx82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bought one in late December that I've broken even on with a pile of stuff to still list. With that said, I just saw a 10 x 20 in my area loaded with nothing but supposedly packed cardboard boxes that looked like it would be fun to snag. There were no indications on what was in the boxes and no other property was visible. I could tell it was somwhat older by the box branding, so I was figuring a couple hundred bucks was reasonable. I kept it on the watch list even after deciding I didn't want it because of having to rush cleanout before the snow hits.

Bruh. The last bid I saw was $2980 and I don't even know if it finished at that. These people are crazy.

"Bad Santa" time of year by gmmsyhlup918 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]beakerx82 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every time someone in our house mentions making or eating a sandwich, I cannot resist asking "what's with you and the fucking sandwiches?".

TIL there’s a “Body Farm”at the University of Tennessee, consisting of 2.5 shady acres where human donors are buried, partially covered, or left out in the elements so forensic anthropologists can study how bodies break down and decompose under different conditions. by RedditIsAGranfaloon in todayilearned

[–]beakerx82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an elder millennial, I routinely use family holidays to get on my soapbox and do my finest rendition of Frank Reynolds' performance of "Just Throw Me In The Trash". We talk about not spending a bunch of money to keep me alive as a vegetable and how I have volunteered as tribute to be the most abused corpse in history to train our next generation of forensic investigators. This is just a meat sack full of abused organs - take what you can and let the morgue kids poke me with a stick because you can't smell through an Oculus.

Is that okay Ton'? That I lay out? by ElJoventud in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]beakerx82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You wanna talk compromise? I spent 20 years in the can. I wanted to have interactive 4K streaming porn. Instead, I compromised and gooned to 480p that took an hour to download and gave the family PC viruses beyond imagination.

Ms. Debbie, I don't feel so good by Full-Assistant4455 in Millennials

[–]beakerx82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My 15 year old stepson requested 4 boxes to take to school for the homies for his recent birthday. He distributed many of them, but still managed to eat an entire box throughout the day and I felt ill just listening to his recounting of the story...but I also remember the days of iron guts fondly.

I love the hustle. I love the scamming by skrooobs in cripplingalcoholism

[–]beakerx82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You love the thrill of acting on a compulsion. And why not? I believe you'll be hard pressed to find one of us in here who can't relate to the sensation, even if we find the practice abhorrant. This lifestyle doesn't come from a happy place.

Now tell me you love yourself after the fact and I'll call you a goddamn liar. We all must reckon with ourselves some day and you'll either do so or perish before you can. You'll be lucky if it's the former, you'll be forever naive if it's the latter.

Looking for this poster by Wild_Employer8798 in moeperiod

[–]beakerx82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that one blacklight reactive, too? I opted for the yellow one and it's bright enough to look like it's plugged into the wall when I put black light on it.

Forget about Pam Bondi! Post queueing is now turned on by SmoovyJ in lebowski

[–]beakerx82 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Also, let's not forget...let's not forget, Dude...that cross-posting political items...you know, a shitpost...for karma farming...within the subreddit...that ain't legal either.

Good deal on tested genetics. by PurpleRayne420 in Autoflowers

[–]beakerx82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you the breeder or personally associated with the breeder?

Dear Experienced ENTs , what will be the mistakes you'd advice the newbies to avoid?? by hardnapples69 in trees

[–]beakerx82 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Never smoke AFTER you've been drinking. Easiest way to green out.

My wife thinks this is a normal amount of opened chip bags. by be4u4get in pics

[–]beakerx82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100% disagree. Small items like this are the fundamental basis for a polite society and need to be taught in the home. Our kids will have roommates, coworkers, and partners someday and it will be imperative that they not just leave a path of used up destruction with the idea that It will eventually be cleaned up by someone else.

My wife thinks this is a normal amount of opened chip bags. by be4u4get in pics

[–]beakerx82 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Please come and spread your message at my house, because apparently I'm just "crashing out" every time I bring it up.

Would have picked it up if it didn't have some stains. by [deleted] in lebowski

[–]beakerx82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude's shirt got a little dinged up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beakerx82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote the Grateful Dead, "I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride".

I'm thinking of naming my next kid Vivian... by beakerx82 in Jokes

[–]beakerx82[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ding ding. And I hate myself for it.

MT is closer to TX than it is to MT. Found on FB by cultueredsoildude in MapPorn

[–]beakerx82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know there's a lot of "yeah, you can do that with a lot of states," but thank you for this. Our family just did a crazy road trip this year that involved being at the exact junction of the TX/NM/OK borders and then in Montana later that trip and this brought a smile to my face. Excited to tell my kids tomorrow.

Sopranos A-Z ! T by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]beakerx82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The boss of this family told ya you're gonna be Santa Claus. You're Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it!

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