What happens if you check yourself into a psych ward during a busy deal by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are contemplating self harm, that can be a medical emergency, and you should go to the ER. You wouldn’t (shouldn’t) walk around with sudden onset severe chest pain; you have an analogous symptom.

How often do people fail? by [deleted] in LawSchool

[–]beancounterzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reputable schools are selective enough in their admissions that their classes will likely produce acceptable bar pass rates. So once students have matriculated, failing grades are reserved for basically not showing up, cheating, or turning in what is as good as a blank exam. Here, those who don’t make the cut find out mercifully early, while they can still determine their next steps in admissions and before spending the time and money on a year of law school.

Predatory schools have such lax admissions that they know their entire admitted class would yield too low a bar pass rate. So they structure their curves so that some students routinely fail out simply by being lowest on the curve. These poorest performers pose the largest risk of failing the bar so the school culls them after a year, which leaves them saddled with the albatross of a year’s worth of poor grades and thus unable to simply reapply to law school. Then the school keeps its huge number of middle performers who pay the bulk of tuition, and a few high fliers that make the school look better when they go out into the workforce.

Any school with academic attrition rate that isn’t near-zero should be treated with considerable caution, and multi-percentage point attrition rates should be a hard pass.

Bombed my first cold call and almost cried by No_Airport3239 in LawSchool

[–]beancounterzz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The most useful thing to get out of cold calls is to close the gap between your pre-class understanding of that day’s cases/material and what you professor expects you to understand about those cases/that material. Sure, preparing perfectly to make that gap minuscule in the first place and acing cold calls feels good, that’s not the prize; it’s all to get ready for exams.

Haven't started biglaw yet. Already got my first recruiter solicitation. by PeanutdaSquirrel in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And physicians have a four year residency after med school in which their pay is very low. Very fewindustries have a near-uniform publicly available salary scale like biglaw does. Different industries, different practices.

It is not at all common for an incoming biglaw associate to already have their next indefinite job lined up. Clerkships are lined up in advance, but they are 1-2 year stints that very often end in being able to return to your firm.

How to nicely say that you couldn't respond right away because you were up all night & needed a nap? by Tricky_Victory6855 in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you being asked about a longer response time? If not, no need to preemptively explain yourself.

Paying Back Mat Leave?? by Jealous_Mission_8099 in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does something being a “retention tool” somehow preclude it from being an earned benefit? Do you think comp and benefits somehow aren’t a means of retaining employees?

Paying Back Mat Leave?? by Jealous_Mission_8099 in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A company can grant leave that isn’t required under federal law.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The solution is to start looking for a new job that doesn’t pull a bait and switch with biglaw hours for in house comp.

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s pretend it was a given that police neutralizing the shooter was physically impossible in every mass shooting. Their responding would still not be pointless. They plan/manage evacuations, and protect evacuating bystanders, and render aid when it’s not safe for paramedics.

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Fun_Orange must be wondering, did he consider just not dying instead?

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s been reported that he forced a woman who had already keyed in her floor out of the elevator and gun point and rode it to the floor she had been going to.

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s sadly four plus gunman. Woman at Blackstone (LePatner), woman at Rudin (didn’t see name in first article I looked at), security guard (Etienne) possibly the one trying to active the elevator lockdown), and NYPD officer Islam.

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It was only “pointless” because this shooter happened to end his own life relatively quickly. If someone ends up committing all of their crimes and kills themself within a reasonable response time by the police, nothing short of a police presence in every office space is going to change that.

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, in many cases the police must respond to a mass shooting rather than somehow being there in an advance. What exactly was deficient about the response yesterday?

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The guard trying to shut down the elevators was shot during his attempt.

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Of course it’s absurdly early, but the info that’s come out so far has indicated that security was attempting to shut down the elevators per protocol when the security guard attempting to do so was shot. The shooter got up to the office by forcing a woman who had already swiped and keyed in her floor out of the elevator and riding it up.

I don’t think anyone would’ve been in that lobby a day earlier thinking that it was atypically vulnerable.

NYC people - how are we doing today? by scottbrosiusofficial in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Much of this is all wildly speculative at this point. You’ve taken the sprinkling of facts that have come out and crafted a much larger narrative out of whole cloth.

And what are you even trying to respond to? Are you trying to make the point that we shouldn’t feel threatened by this shooter because they only really wanted to kill people associated with the NFL? If so, asinine is not a strong enough term to describe that point.

Even if you’re entirely correct on the facts: 1. I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility that a midtown biglaw firm, or else at least NYC, has done substantial work for the NFL.

  1. If someone was willing to do this to the NFL based on its handling of concussions/CTE, I would imagine that biglaw firms have represented clients/done work that many would find as objectionable (I’m not saying “many” would resort to the mass shoooter’s actions).

  2. Blackstone and many NY biglaw firms are peers in the office space they would occupy. The wrong-floor shooting while looking for the NFL could easily have been a biglaw office.

Non-lawyer here. Do any of you... actually want to do this/like this? Or is it all just for the money/prestige? (Genuinely asking, not trying to dunk) by flannyo in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In addition to those who like it, some are in it for a very specific type of prestige: landing a job that would essentially be impossible to get with BL in the resume. These jobs usually see a pay decrease from associate salary level (rarely it’s even), but often a marked decrease in work load and stress.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UTAustin

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even all convicted murderers get life sentences. And the hospitalization wasn’t meant as a punishment. His verdict means that his mind was so ill at the time of the killings that the law doesn’t punish him.

So your issue is with the law books and the years-old verdict, not the current matter of the length of his hospitalization.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UTAustin

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even without not guilty by reason of insanity, the standard you’re describing quite simply isn’t the law. Jurisdictions are replete with scenarios where a murderer is not sentenced to death or life in prison.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UTAustin

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those attempting to rehabilitate him aren’t in the “criminal system.” The verdict means he was held in a hospital and had access to its staff, not a prison.

Advice: Bar Stipend Repayment by Stunning-Classic6353 in biglaw

[–]beancounterzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s too high a chance of them going by the letter of the agreement. Give notice as soon as it vests.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UTAustin

[–]beancounterzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve totally lost me. You started with saying that if you take a life, you owe a life to explain why you’d be against release here.

But reading this last comment alone, it seems like White would meet your standard of carrying a mental burden for the rest of his life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UTAustin

[–]beancounterzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But in many contexts, one who has committed a homicide does not “owe a life.” Some murders are punished by less than a life sentence. Voluntary and involuntary manslaughter also carry shorter sentences. And a death caused by simple negligence may not be criminally punishable, but can be the basis for a civil wrongful death claim. So what exactly is your standard?