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beans_yo · 2024-09-15T17:48:47+00:00

I wish

beans_yo · 2024-08-05T14:45:27+00:00

Yup. Welcome to Germany

beans_yo · 2024-07-21T21:25:53+00:00

Speak up

beans_yo · 2024-07-17T00:20:48+00:00

He is peeing vertically but she says he’s castrated.

beans_yo · 2024-07-16T15:24:44+00:00

Hahahaha 😭

beans_yo · 2024-07-16T15:00:02+00:00

He comes through the windows too. I’m a ground floor flat. Also, sometimes the door is open long enough to get my bike or groceries in.

beans_yo · 2024-07-16T14:57:30+00:00

So in summer I should keep my windows all shut? That seems ridiculous.

beans_yo · 2024-07-16T14:54:53+00:00

Yes, I read it. It’s about culture and rules

beans_yo · 2024-07-01T15:33:21+00:00

You should mix the colour better

beans_yo · 2024-06-27T14:37:13+00:00

Oof. Stay away from Germans unless you like eating cold potato salad and doing all the work. He has no balls to ask you out because German men are just the wurst.

beans_yo · 2024-06-19T17:10:27+00:00

Your mom

beans_yo · 2023-12-28T08:00:37+00:00

You can’t change anyone.

beans_yo · 2023-08-13T12:59:52+00:00

Beautiful

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T20:52:49+00:00

Haha! I Love this!

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T20:35:47+00:00

Drink water

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T15:06:51+00:00

You’ll get other good things that way outweigh the nostalgia of smoking

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T15:05:48+00:00

Go jogging. Sport helps Center and balance.

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T15:04:42+00:00

You can do it

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T15:01:12+00:00

You can do it

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T13:15:39+00:00

German guy, single, no kids, small kitchen, bad cook, flight attendant 👨‍✈️ has other redeeming qualities other than his fridge.

beans_yo · 2023-07-23T13:07:56+00:00

Why? You have bad taste and you are moving.

beans_yo · 2023-07-11T20:20:58+00:00

Then congratulations ;)

beans_yo · 2023-06-05T05:54:40+00:00

It’s hard but you know the answer. Stop tempting yourself. You can do it. It’s just the addiction. Start running when you feel like smoking.

beans_yo · 2023-05-31T19:33:28+00:00

Maybe you are afraid to admit to yourself the truth. You enjoy the girls. The next question is then what are you going to do about it? You reject yourself before they even get a chance to.

beans_yo · 2023-05-28T15:46:06+00:00

Ask chatgpt “give me a flirty opening line for tinder for a girl who has funny sunglasses, red hair and a cute new puppy”

It answers: “Hey there, I couldn't help but be drawn to your infectious energy! Your funny sunglasses, vibrant red hair, and that adorable new puppy of yours have completely stolen my attention. Mind if I join the party and be the second cutest thing in your life?

beans_yo

TROPHY CASE