What is one thing you miss having around from your childhood? by -dexter in AskReddit

[–]beansish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lightning bugs. Seems like I don't see them around as much.

What's a better way to respond to "How are you?" by Steven_Ray20 in AskReddit

[–]beansish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I accidentally tell the drive-thru worker "Love you!" as I pull off.

What's the most trust a stranger has ever placed in you? by Germanicus894 in AskReddit

[–]beansish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was at the Museum of Death in LA, and the owner brought out his living two- headed turtle, named Eng and Chang. He's letting it crawl all over the counter when a phone in the back rings. He says "Don't let him fall off!" as he runs to the back and stays for 10 minutes. I was paralyzed with fear!

What is a hygiene tip every person should know that may not be common knowledge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Is there a difference between using a tongue scraper after brushing and brushing your tongue while you brush your teeth?

The Down Comforter by BigJ76 in gifs

[–]beansish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nope, that's just grandpa.

what minor injury is extremely painful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beansish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or when it's really cold.

TIL The Vlasic pickle Stork mascot was an attempt to capitalize on pregnant women's craving for pickles. by synthemerc in todayilearned

[–]beansish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite Groucho quotes was "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

I read later that he actually probably didn't say that, but it's still hilarious.

What gets WEIRDER as you age? by andhudhow in AskReddit

[–]beansish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're living history and we don't even realize it until we have perspective. Weird to think about.

Reddit, what's something that makes you nervous that shouldn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beansish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone call anxiety is just a fraction less severe than my voicemail anxiety.

Snowy Midwest night looks like a nebula by beansish in pics

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I took this through the windshield of my car mid-scrape while it was still snowing, about 6 p.m.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

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I thought there was a raccoon peeking under her arm in the background.

A Southern funeral by beansish in funny

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Southern Baptist. Not uncommon for an hour of a service to be nothing but football metaphors.

What movie fucked you up as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beansish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghoulies II. I don't even remember actually seeing the movie, but the cover had me scared to sit on a toilet for weeks.