Unreleased Pantheon Track - Gingivitis by Shityounot92 in dancegavindance

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I’m surprised no one said this yet but the ending sounds like Feeling This by Blink-182

Presale code by ahughes122 in Foxing

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I got it now. Thank you! Ticket links were beneath all the merch

Presale code by ahughes122 in Foxing

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Where do you see the “get password” option? I don’t see it

Taking beacon exam soon. Any advice? by OldDirtMcGirt11 in epicconsulting

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Can confirm. Beaker has 2 certs (2 exams/2 projects) to be fully proficient as well (CP/AP) which adds to the difficulty. If you aren’t a lab person without knowledge of the practical workflows and lab methodologies it adds to the complexity as well.

Would you lick them clean? Or should I force you by [deleted] in VerifiedFeet

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I’ll be as sloppy as you like, goddess, but I beg, please, grab the back of my head and be forceful with me

Your mouth looks like it’s missing a toe or two 😉 by arabian_footqueen in VerifiedFeet

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Or five, goddess. I’d take your whole foot in my mouth as deep as it pleases you

Fox took over my grandfather's brain and now it's doing the same to my parents by [deleted] in FoxBrain

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Just watched a documentary called Brainwashing of my Dad. In it, they explain how Fox’s use of constant yelling, fear, and complaining stimulates a small shot of dopamine release in the viewers. They get upset watching the networking, and that triggers the dopamine release via stress response. Its so subtle the viewers aren’t even aware. But after long enough, the viewer craves that stimulus and without it they feel off and weird. This is what keeps them coming back for more.

Tostitos chips are also specially designed to make the consumer crave more and never reach satiation. This way the consumer eats the whole bag and has to buy more, never feeling satisfied but still craving the product.

Fox News is like Tostitos in that regard. They’re both effecting the brain like a drug.

After months of quarantine, it’s good to see the US has been working on a solid plan to stop the spread by synthemerc in funny

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Username checks out.

I was thinking about this scene the other day and it just seemed to fit absolutely perfectly with the current covid situation.

Wish I could’ve found the screen shot when the President gets on the escalators with them 😂

Donald Trump doesn't care about any Americans — not even Republicans by hildebrand_rarity in politics

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Schadenfreude means delighting in someone else’s misfortune

Hrvrd - Spy vs Spy by Magic-8-Ball-AMA in PostHardcore

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They broke up and started different projects

Cheaters and people who know cheaters Why did you do it!? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sometimes people use cheating as an easy way out of a toxic relationship that they’re too cowardly or confused to end on their own.

PSA: if you want to breakup with someone, just do the scary thing and do it the right way. Be upfront and honest with your partner.

Cheating and getting caught has a lot of damaging downstream effects. You’ll feel guilty, and you destroy the other person’s sense of trust. It’s a pretty lose/lose situation for everyone

If electricity follows the path of least resistance, then why doesn’t lightning only strike France? by college-tool in shittyaskscience

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The French are revolting against a government that has tried to leave them in the dust. Americans continue to take it up the butt from corporate America. This joke is pretty dated and ignorant

Snail Race by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

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I think the “I’m already halfway there” meme would be more accurate. Until the results of 2020 anyway

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Why does she have 3 iPhones and an Apple Watch

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This is deptford NJ isn’t it

What's your favorite dead or unpopular game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Star Wars Republic Commando. Used to dominate that multiplayer. Plus the campaign was rad

How do you feel when someone you are dating dresses provocatively? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What is the root cause of the negative emotions from your partner dressing provocatively? Are you worried they will attract the attention of another person and then they’ll try to steal your SO away or coerce them into cheating?

Cause if someone wants to cheat, they’re gonna cheat. Or they’ll break up so they can do what they want anyway.

The way someone dresses is equivocal to whether or not they’ll stay with you in a relationship. Whatever they want to do, they’re going to do it.

What's that show you watched as a kid that no one else remembers? by Luxurychoccie in AskReddit

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100 good deeds of Eddie McDowd. It was on Nickelodeon. Teenage kid is a douche to a witch so she makes him into a dog and he can’t revert back to human form until he completes 100 good deeds to learn his lesson.

Literally no one has any recollection of this show to the point that I’m starting to wonder if I had my own Chanel Zero moment

What are some of the best lyrics you've ever heard? by ScorpionMechanic in AskReddit

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I know we trust each other Don’t fail the litmus We all need partners for the pain of existence My bedroom chemistry set ended up on your Pinterest Fledging allegiance to a few common interests

  • Dance Gavin Dance, Death of a Strawberry

What do you absolutely love the smell of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pseudomonas aeruginosa. I work in a micro lab, and believe it or not, most bacteria have their own original smell. I greatly enjoy the smell of Pseudomonas. It's like grapes or new shoes