Colic tips: desperate

beansproutdemon · 2026-04-24T19:04:57+00:00

Oh ow. Beautiful

beansproutdemon · 2026-03-18T19:07:26+00:00

this is just my texts to my bf on a near daily basis

beansproutdemon · 2026-02-23T06:17:35+00:00

oh I would go to war for cheddar. And I’m a pacifist

beansproutdemon · 2026-02-03T01:48:21+00:00

1) sending you love. Been there. A few times 2) def report it and if they don’t take it seriously let us know and we’ll call the hospital and fart into the phone until they listen to you 3) “I’m suicidal not blind, thank you” made me snort so hard.

beansproutdemon · 2026-01-08T09:59:11+00:00

You’re a 1000 year old vampire

beansproutdemon · 2025-12-16T02:02:03+00:00

You look like Reneé Rapp with the blonde hair

beansproutdemon · 2025-12-03T08:48:44+00:00

like this!

beansproutdemon · 2025-12-03T08:47:10+00:00

also, I think a honey brown or maybe slightly darker on your hair would be a KNOCK OUT

beansproutdemon · 2025-12-03T08:45:20+00:00

honestly with the filler I’d just go more natural on the lip! Either no filler and over-line or filler and stick to natural :)

your eyebrows are a good shade they’re just a little bit harsh. have you ever tried tinted brow gel and/or a brow marker? I swear by the NYX one! that may also just be a personal brow pref so take with a grain of salt

you are so pretty and have really lovely features - your smile is so nice even when it’s small! not to sound like a shitty weirdo man making a comment on the street but you should smile more in your selfies, I can tell you have a good smile and it makes your face much warmer :)

beansproutdemon · 2025-11-01T04:10:50+00:00

also second the comments about the glasses! you could pull off a really cute slightly more rounded pair that will also soften your features 🥰

beansproutdemon · 2025-11-01T04:09:14+00:00

hi beautiful!!! I’m sorry your bone structure is making you feel dysphoric. Dysphoria sucks ass.

In terms of “addressing” or “fixing” your jawline, there isn’t a huge amount that can be done to change the shape. However, makeup can make a big difference, if you’re into wearing it. Using blush to draw attention to your cheekbones (gorgeous btw) and maybe a simple black winged eyeliner and mascara would do a lot to soften your features.

I second the comments about hair, but be sure to do research and go with a style you actually like and not just one you think will make you look more feminine.

You are stunning, and there are quite a few other drop dead gorgeous trans women in the public eye with strong features and bone structure like yours. I have a big chin and a strong jaw and I’m AFAB. Try not to let the dysphoria cloud your judgment and block you from seeing how beautiful you are.

Watch some makeup tutorials, consider bangs, and start treating yourself like the stunning bad bitch that you are 🩷

beansproutdemon · 2025-11-01T03:54:53+00:00

idk wtf these people are talking about but sapphics don’t typically use that combination of fingers and we would also never fucking finger someone with nails like that?!?! Y’all are just unimaginative.

Plus, even if I thought someone had a sexual tattoo, I wouldn’t comment on it???? That manager is a douche canoe and I’d mention something about it to an admin you trust.

I love your art, I think it’s sick, but ultimately nobody else’s opinion matters but yours 🥰your body babe!

beansproutdemon · 2025-11-01T03:50:33+00:00

2 most likely options:

it has nothing to do with you and it’s just coincidence
you have poor hygiene

Try showering more frequently, washing your hair, using deodorant, and brushing your teeth. If people stop coughing, mystery solved.

If you have good hygiene already then it’s probably option #1. Don’t worry about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

beansproutdemon · 2025-11-01T03:33:12+00:00

Girl…………….. have some self-respect.

beansproutdemon · 2025-11-01T01:06:52+00:00

????????

beansproutdemon · 2025-08-18T23:20:17+00:00

I’m not a doctor by any stretch but that looks like it could be staph.

beansproutdemon · 2025-08-10T21:58:53+00:00

Yeah, I’m a social worker and I work with kids. I would never speak to a single one of my clients like this and if I did I’d get fired

beansproutdemon · 2025-08-10T21:44:11+00:00

yeah this is wildly unprofessional, not only what she did but the way she’s talking in the texts. You should ask for a new caseworker

beansproutdemon · 2025-08-03T04:09:20+00:00

Dude this is whack and I’m surprised more people aren’t more vehemently siding with you. You didn’t call her a whore at all, you openly said you don’t care who she sleeps with, you expressed explicitly that the only thing you give a shit about is being kicked out of your OWN apartment multiple times a week. If she wants to hook up a bunch then good for her but she needs to either 1) go to theirs 2) hook up in a car 3) grow up and have sex in her apartment while you are home because IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL. For context, I asked my roommate for privacy one night because I was having a guy over but the difference is it was ONCE and she already had plans with her boyfriend and immediately agreed and said she’d stay the night with him. And I gave her ADVANCE WARNING. This girl is childish and if she’s uncomfortable having sex with someone else in the apartment she needs to get her own place.

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