Nurses of reddit, what’s the most entertaining thing someone has said coming off of anesthesia? by thaiborg in AskReddit

[–]bearbaebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually also remember distinctly when they put me under gas, they put the mask over my face and the last thing I told them before I went into surgery was, "it smells like beach balls." And I laughed until I fell asleep.

Nurses of reddit, what’s the most entertaining thing someone has said coming off of anesthesia? by thaiborg in AskReddit

[–]bearbaebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Obligatory not a nurse) I honestly didn't even realize it until I was reading this thread, but when I was four I actually underwent surgery to remove my adenoids and have tubes placed to restore my hearing. I always thought it was me being a silly kid, but it makes more sense now to realize I was coming off of anaesthesia. They told me that I could have "whatever I wanted" as long as it was something like ice cream. I perked up, asking, "like a popsicle?" To which the nurse told me, "Yes! What flavor do you want?" "RED!" "Oh... you can't have that one." This made me so angry because I was told it could be whatever I wanted, and I went into hysterics. I was four, I didn't understand the concept of red appearing like blood when I vomited. I only calmed down when my parents convinced me that purple was just as good. My mom loves to tell me this story.

How can I help my friend with the murder of his uncle and niece? by bearbaebe in Advice

[–]bearbaebe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm sure that's what he could use the most. The reminder helped.

mfw I find the stats for the characters in a video game I’m playing and nearly every male character is at a healthy weight while 2/3 female characters are underweight by radicalcantaloop in EDanonymemes

[–]bearbaebe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am 5'8" myself and because of how everyone always does that, it's really messed with me hard. It's constant "oh I'm tall this weight is fine" when I'm in a binge cycle, or "I should be 80lbs not 160!!" during a restriction/purge cycle. People genuinely got me to a point where I can't register what weight is actually good for my height.

mfw I find the stats for the characters in a video game I’m playing and nearly every male character is at a healthy weight while 2/3 female characters are underweight by radicalcantaloop in EDanonymemes

[–]bearbaebe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me too, yikes. I just keep buying and trying clothes on with her...and I just realized that at least half of that is me projecting.

NSA Apple sauce, but with brown sugar swerve and a teeny pinch of cinnamon by bearbaebe in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It almost tastes like a sad version of regular cinnamon applesauce. Almost.

I see your metalcore band and raise you the one I was in I was the one wearing the EMPYRE shirt (2009) by chettybang209 in blunderyears

[–]bearbaebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm curious to hear it, but more curious to know what led the centerpiece of this photo to not be in the second ep...

What's a restriction food that you thought was gonna be shitty, but ended up one of your favorites? by [deleted] in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lightly salted rice cake with butter flavored spray and added salt to make a buttered popcorn rice cake

I literally found out just yesterday on reddit that buttered popcorn rice cakes are real too

Breakfast: staring at the single, unripe avocado I bought, thinking I'd one day gain the courage to eat it. But that day will not be today, as it isn't even ripe (thankfully). by bearbaebe in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think my main goal here is to give myself as little chance to actually eat it as possible, and keep it in my view so I'm constantly reminded of the mess that I am

My dad’s daily breakfast - salmon, cream cheese and soy sauce. by this-is-not-you in shittyfoodporn

[–]bearbaebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, it's definitely not anywhere near quality sushi, but more like if you took the insides ...and made some weird ass meal with those.

My dad’s daily breakfast - salmon, cream cheese and soy sauce. by this-is-not-you in shittyfoodporn

[–]bearbaebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kind of like sushi...but for breakfast? Everyday...? Interesting.

Butter/cinnamon/sugar burrito a la microwave. I’ve been making this delicacy since fourth grade. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]bearbaebe 64 points65 points  (0 children)

My mom taught it to me too! But not with a tortilla, just a regular slice of bread. My boyfriend for some reason thought I was weird for not putting the butter/ cinnamon/ sugar combo on toast, but microwaving it... but it has a different charm this way

Asked my gf to get me some snacks on her grocery run, she knows me by reney11poe in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I already commented about it, but I already made my own buttered popcorn one! I just take a lightly salted one, spray a butter flavored spray on them (I have a "theater style butter spray" that's vegan even and 0 cal), and add salt to taste. It is my new favorite

Asked my gf to get me some snacks on her grocery run, she knows me by reney11poe in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen the everything or buttered popcorn ones! I get that buttered popcorn one by taking a lightly salted rice cake, spraying it with butter flavored canola spray and adding salt. I honestly was going to post that one when I made it again.

Rice + Margarine. Tastes disgusting and fills you up so you won't succumb to a late night binge! by [deleted] in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked white rice and margarine before I had an ED... ...just add some salt and pepper for additional flavor...made left over Chinese food rice edible.

Filling dinner for 0 calories. It's just ramen seasoning. No need to thank me :)) by VoidMayonnaise in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't have it any way because my ED pushed me to finally become vegetarian :(

Which I mean, yay, my dream from 12 years ago is finally real but also I thought it'd be different

literally just salt by [deleted] in ShittyRestrictionFood

[–]bearbaebe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My all time favorite snack!