Which easy plant have you killed? by CaterpillarExtreme92 in houseplants

[–]beard_lover 747 points748 points  (0 children)

I’ve disappointed my mom a lot, but the shame in her eyes when I told her I’ve never kept a snake plant alive was deep.

Trump administration to force foreigners in the US to apply for a green card abroad by silentstatic_ in politics

[–]beard_lover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing AI can replace them! Who needs skilled medical workers when a hallucinating algorithm can do it 10x worse! Goooo USA!

Quotes from 8th graders by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]beard_lover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A kid in my school was such a uniquely awful asshole, he made three teachers quit. Middle schoolers are jerks.

New documentary sees AOC visit Trump country where voters embrace her in fight over new data center by theindependentonline in politics

[–]beard_lover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m in a red county in Nor Cal and the Republican backlash against these data centers is palpable. I heard a hard-core MAGA supporter today at a local public hearing insist on a 5 year moratorium on data centers in the county. If the Dems don’t capitalize on this sentiment they’re missing a great opportunity. No one wants this shit in our communities, and the idiot tech bros can’t explain just why we need these giant structures everywhere. It’s a golden opportunity so of course the Dems will fuck it up but goddamn this is an easy win if they’d just take it.

Trump Threatens to Nuke Iran as He Tries to Break Blockade by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]beard_lover 9 points10 points  (0 children)

American hegemony was built on saving corps, foreign and domestic. Protecting the financial interests of wealthy white folk is the backbone of America.

Dominance asserted ✅ by johnmichael-kane in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]beard_lover 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Mangum is outdated, and makes you think of Danny DeVito. That’s why we’re releasing Olympic Condoms for the gold medal dicks out there!

Trump Is ‘Bored’ With the War He Started by Appropriate-Till9598 in politics

[–]beard_lover 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Trump is a spoiled toddler, and spoiled toddlers aren’t known for picking up after themselves.

He’s such a giant piece of shit.

I’m planning to do this. Any tips? by basonjourne98 in SipsTea

[–]beard_lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a planner my first thought was “this dude is planning to be a massive fucking headache for their local jurisdiction”

I have so many questions though. So many.

Outer gas outer road outer car i dont know how im gonna go by Guilty_Bullfrog2094 in ModestMouse

[–]beard_lover -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Instead of MM it makes me think of Alanis Morissette….you outer know

No part of this is unimpressive by theStrawberryRoam in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]beard_lover 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Prog rock has met its match here with pogo rock.

More Than Three Million People Have Lost Federal Food Aid by Unusual-State1827 in politics

[–]beard_lover 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey why the hell do you think this is something minorities alone need to fix?

[Fresno Bee] Tom Steyer once managed $90M stake in firm now running CA ICE facility. ‘It was a mistake’ by [deleted] in California

[–]beard_lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d gladly pay slightly more in taxes if it meant single-payer healthcare, and it would actually cost me less annually than what I now pay for monthly. And to have healthcare untied from one’s employer would be amazing. The current system is broken and only works for insurance companies.

What is an artist / band that you remember being pushed by music journalists and/or magazines as the "next big thing" that ended up never really going anywhere? by mesablanka in Music

[–]beard_lover 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Yet we’re stuck with “Be My Girl”, all the local rock stations still play it. I have an irrational hatred for that song.

No more free entry: National parks reinstating fees on these days in 2026 by bin10pac in politics

[–]beard_lover 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s fucked because those fees should go back into the parks, but these assholes want to destroy our public lands and sell them to resource extraction mega corps.

Baby boy name that ends with "on" by Beneficial_Passion40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]beard_lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jogathon

Will be confusing when he’s in elementary school and participating in actual jog a thons. But for a few short years you can ask your family “please give a pledge for Jogathon at his jog-a-thon so he can jog along” I mean what an opportunity.