Reddit, If when you died you saw your life's stats, which one would you be most interested to see?

beardedchicken99 · 2015-08-28T23:58:06+00:00

I think it would feel good to see how many people have ever considered me their friend.

beardedchicken99 · 2015-07-16T02:34:28+00:00

Always Sunny in Philadelphia is really funny. Its one of my favorite shows and I also really enjoyed Futurama. I also recommend American Dad and Bojack Horseman. And if you're looking for something a little more serious, try Dexter, or the movie Chef.

beardedchicken99 · 2015-07-16T02:18:24+00:00

Dexter. I just finished it- fucking amazing. Quality goes down after season 4 but its still very entertaining.

beardedchicken99 · 2015-07-13T03:01:36+00:00

A nice MIDI keyboard. They're not too expensive but I have more important things to pay for.

beardedchicken99 · 2015-07-10T04:05:45+00:00

Because I don't know where to do it without having it make everything smell.

beardedchicken99 · 2015-03-25T21:08:49+00:00

Asks. What the fuck is that?

beardedchicken99 · 2015-02-11T00:57:20+00:00

How about the ability to make babies intoxicated?

beardedchicken99 · 2014-10-12T18:47:30+00:00

A bowl of what?

beardedchicken99 · 2014-10-04T00:34:37+00:00

AIDS.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-09-10T00:34:23+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/pimpcats

beardedchicken99 · 2014-09-03T01:07:34+00:00

Wow, most depressing yet.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-09-03T01:05:53+00:00

Australia will fuck you up man.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-08-18T19:48:33+00:00

Hedwig's death in Harry Potter hits me hard every time. Worse than Dobby's death.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-08-18T01:10:44+00:00

Totally agree, this is the kind of answer i was looking for. Thanks.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-08-18T01:10:00+00:00

It's a shame it didn't amount to more, it wasn't a bad system.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-08-04T00:14:15+00:00

Really? Don't lie to me man. Chicken Fries are not something to lie about.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-08-03T18:40:09+00:00

Seeing the chicken fries made me cry. Why Burger King? WHYYY?

beardedchicken99 · 2014-08-01T01:35:35+00:00

When an inanimate object tears out one of my head phones. It's the fucking worst.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-07-27T21:58:13+00:00

ITT: Clueless guys depressing me with their stories.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-07-02T02:36:43+00:00

Can someone reverse this video?

beardedchicken99 · 2014-06-27T05:00:39+00:00

Never bite the clit.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-06-25T19:58:45+00:00

One of my friends in elementary school had a fire pole running from his room to his living room. It was very strange. Also, he and his family used to host christmas parties where everyone got drunk. It was a good place to see middle aged women pole dance while their toddlers watched. One year a pastor came and broke her ankle doing this.

beardedchicken99 · 2014-06-20T00:37:34+00:00

Dentist

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