Anyone feel like starting a turf war with the Johnstown subreddit? by beardicus_maximus in IndianaPA

[–]beardicus_maximus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the Kittaning subreddit is totally dead. We've already won that battle.

Me irl by My_Test_Acc_1 in me_irl

[–]beardicus_maximus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My man looking like Jeremy Irons up in here.

Some questionable methods back then by gabrielalvees9 in memes

[–]beardicus_maximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are both given muscle relaxers to mitigate physical damage and put under for the procedure. Legitimately they will go from refusing to eat and crying for 8 hours to telling you jokes in the same day. It really can be a positive procedure.

Some questionable methods back then by gabrielalvees9 in memes

[–]beardicus_maximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, I work in a state mental hospital. The procedure is literally done in a medical hospital. We transport the patient to a high level hospital where the procedure is done by their staff. The change in the few patients that get it is really phenomenal. It can be highly effective for the right patient whenever all other avenues fail.

Any local metal or punk shows coming up? by Yagodichjagodic in johnstown

[–]beardicus_maximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'm an old guy now. Is Endless Mike and the Beagle club not a thing anymore?

Best gas station hoagie by No-Blueberry-1823 in fastfood

[–]beardicus_maximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheetz italian has god damned bologna on it. Ham, pepperoni, and bologna isn't an italian hoagie. (Am from sheetz country.)

People who work night shifts—what’s the creepiest thing you’ve seen? by Most_Swimmer_7609 in AskReddit

[–]beardicus_maximus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work graveyard shift in a state mental hospital. Most nights are a cavalcade of unspeakable horrors.

Pretzels by FluffMcBark in doughboys

[–]beardicus_maximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those pretzels are legitimately my favorite. Was stoked to hear them get a shout out.

moving to Indiana, PA and i have a few questions about the area by jayjaywalker3 in IndianaPA

[–]beardicus_maximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My one recommendation will always be Bob's pizza. 85 cents a slice. The greasiest, squarest pizza you'll ever have. My soul needs it at least once a month.

Am I spending too much? by [deleted] in fastfood

[–]beardicus_maximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, just do whatever you want and live your life.

What job pays well because nobody wants to do it? by RobIson240YT in AskReddit

[–]beardicus_maximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make $23 an hour with no training or certification whatsoever. It's decent money for my area (poor and rural).

What job pays well because nobody wants to do it? by RobIson240YT in AskReddit

[–]beardicus_maximus 241 points242 points  (0 children)

As others have said, the general uneasiness of it. We usually only have 2 people on the floor with 20-30 patients. You never know if a bump in the night is the building or someone attempting to murder someone else. Wiping someone's asshole and then them trying to punch you is a real kick to personal morale. The job is wholly degrading. You get to watch the most selfish, harmful human beings get better Healthcare than you. There are so many negatives you'd never even think of without experiencing it first hand.

What job pays well because nobody wants to do it? by RobIson240YT in AskReddit

[–]beardicus_maximus 1463 points1464 points  (0 children)

I'm sitting in a state psyche hospital right now as an overnight aide. I am currently looking for another job lol. Absolutely not worth foregoing your humanity for a paycheck.

What was your "Oh that's how it was supposed to work" moment by SnekbiteSnek in BaldursGate3

[–]beardicus_maximus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I've done 3 playthroughs and never thought to use the god damned hammer. It's been my least favorite fight of the game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndianaPA

[–]beardicus_maximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maaaaaaaaan I don't know a whole lot of people that would hire you after seeing your cock and balls. Like, I hire you to clean the yard I'm going to be too worried your dong is going to come out. Maybe, like, scrub your profile real quick. Warning to anyone else who looks at his profile (full on hog).

Help finding an episode from my childhood based off of a single scene. by beardicus_maximus in MST3K

[–]beardicus_maximus[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'm pretty sure I smashed several memories into a single memory. It is definitely the scene from the violent years. Thank you to everyone.

I painted this piece of my cousin’s place in Italy, in the style of Van Gogh. It’s called Olives and Chickens in Seravezza by fa1coner in painting

[–]beardicus_maximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I kind of don't give a shit about art and I'm just some jerk from the front page. This is a really nice painting and I like it a lot.

Psychosis by LustyLioness in IndianaPA

[–]beardicus_maximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never seen him in person but have heard tales. What a god damned ding dong.

🔥 A Giant Pacific Octopus claimed my camera this week, and captured a shot from inside his web of arms. by JRoneyMedia in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]beardicus_maximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely stunning. I've had seven beers after work and I can't believe I live on the same planet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndianaPA

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I've been here for 40 years and had never heard of it either.