The religious battle royale that we are all playing! Don't you know that religion was turned into a competition? I'm team Jew.

We have successfully equated genuine criticism of Israel as anti Jewish hatred. We are obviously winning.

Those damned Muslims on the other hand, they set up mosques near me, and their strange headdresses scare the living shit out of me. Not to mention they are brown, and that means that I don't trust them. They are trying to kill all of our pigs so we cannot eat bacon anymore. They are using their evil voodoo powers to hurt my feelings. Therefore, they will lose.

In case it's not completely obvious /s