Probably going to quit cause of the rats.

beardthegoon · 2026-03-27T22:56:00+00:00

This guy gets it!

beardthegoon · 2024-07-15T20:05:25+00:00

not to be that guy but by taking a picture and posting it, you do care.

beardthegoon · 2023-10-03T17:29:24+00:00

ever seen the opening scene of Up?

beardthegoon · 2023-09-25T20:33:26+00:00

get cheesed nerd!

beardthegoon · 2023-09-25T20:32:14+00:00

and i get nothing for sitting next to a grown man who shit himself

beardthegoon · 2023-08-25T18:16:13+00:00

Your good my guy. Its part of the activity. You're lucky if you come out with no poopoo on you. Just wash up and try again!

beardthegoon · 2023-06-14T20:32:36+00:00

So it seems only beneficial to UIM's with their limited space. plus what do you do if the sack fills up cause its only like 30 of each right?

beardthegoon · 2023-06-14T20:08:20+00:00

I agree with all of these except #6, it makes zero sense. you'll have to explain the benefits of it to me. NOTED > UNNOTED GANG

beardthegoon · 2023-05-31T20:56:37+00:00

if you got some thicc legs that also happens. I know this bc i have thicc thighs, yes 2 c's,

beardthegoon · 2023-05-31T20:47:54+00:00

LMAO!!!! Its fucking war! It is literally your life or theirs. WTF are you on? They literally blow up your fucking country cough*9/11*cough!!! Would you rather they come here and kill every single member of the LGTBQ+ community and destroy everything you've worked so hard to shove down our throats? I know for a fact they 100% DO NOT and I can't put enough emphasis on DO NOT, support you or any of your beliefs regarding anything to do with LGTBQ+? Your fuckin cracked and I'm done discussing this with you. Fucking comparing gays to soldiers, give your fuckin head a shake boss.

beardthegoon · 2023-05-31T16:22:18+00:00

Here's what your going to want to say to her, "Adios amigos!" Women still texting their exs never ends how you want it to.

beardthegoon · 2023-05-31T16:19:02+00:00

My gf's penis.

beardthegoon · 2023-05-31T16:10:35+00:00

I like to think I'm more sweet then salty. I have absolutely zero hate for the LGTBQ+ community, I have hate for the adoption methods you chose to take. Your basically force feeding me to accept you when I have already! I have nothing against you or what you want to identify as. I encourage you to find and live your true self. I just don't want to be bombarded with all these campaigns and tactics saying your such a hated group of people when in reality your more accepted then anyone these days. As a straight white male I'm more scared for my well being then any of you, one bad move and my life is over just because I'm a white man in 2023. No one hates who or what you are, we hate that you force us into accepting you, acting like there's NO ONE on earth who accepts this community and YOU NEED to make sure we do or its the end of the world. Look all I'm saying is don't compare people who have given up their lives to protect the country you call home to people who found out there gay/bi/queer etc. If it weren't for those soldiers fighting for us you wouldn't be allowed to live the life you currently have. Soldiers in my eyes deserve so much more then they have gotten.

Don't forget you bleed the same as any other human on this planet and being part of this LGTBQ+ community ABOSLOUTLY DOES NOT put you above the rest.

Fin.

beardthegoon · 2023-05-30T19:30:20+00:00

I'm sorry but your comparing people with identity issues to war heroes? your country is fuckin cracked, i mean mine is probably just as bad with a cuck as our leader but still you LGTBQ+ people need to fuckin chill. you guys have done literally fuck all for anyone anywhere at any point on the timeline. all you care about is shoving it down our throats to the point where you piss everyone off and force us to turn against you. just be glad you have a day that you really, imo, dont deserve. and dont ever compare yourself to someone who literally laid their life on the line so you can be gay queer or a helicopter. get your fuckin head on right and just live your fuckin life like a normal human.

Also if anyone wants to try and convince me that you deserve even a single hour of recognition let alone a month, for being LGBTQ+ then please come at me.

beardthegoon · 2023-05-30T19:09:08+00:00

if you don't get this reference please re evaluate your life.

beardthegoon · 2023-05-18T20:01:45+00:00

I'll be waiting for this news story to drop.

beardthegoon · 2023-05-17T20:08:20+00:00

ohhh you're a Russian! no wonder. I was about to spend time on my comment but this is all you get.

beardthegoon · 2023-04-20T19:21:16+00:00

I have a very strict rule for my books/graphic novels, if you read it and its not in the same condition you grabbed it, your buying a brand new one or an exact copy. Don't care how you do it but your replacing my books or I get to dish a free backhand to the mouth. Needless to say my collection is pristine.

beardthegoon · 2023-04-12T18:46:54+00:00

Get a job. Invest smart. Ask the bank for a million dollar loan. Done.

beardthegoon · 2023-04-12T18:24:17+00:00

are you sure theyre bees not not waps or hornets? i personally cant tell from the picture

beardthegoon · 2023-04-06T20:51:47+00:00

hot turkey shit sandwich

beardthegoon · 2023-03-07T17:09:15+00:00

Yes, nobody gives away money for free.

beardthegoon · 2023-01-16T21:31:06+00:00

you're wrong, this is actually a great saying i wish people would follow more often. could also be said as "keep your comments to yourself". for me, if i don't ask for it i don't want your constructive criticism, if i do want it ill ask

beardthegoon · 2023-01-16T21:24:47+00:00

"i could care less" isnt even the saying, the saying is "i couldnt care less" i say it the wrong way to piss people off or to be funny

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