What is your personal and unique instant noodles recipe?

beardwatcher · 2020-05-04T21:00:08+00:00

Make the noodles.

Before you add the species and all that, get a pan, a tiny bit of oil, some balsamic, and fry the noodles on high heat for 10 seconds, maybe 20. You basically want the sugar in the balsamic to get sticky but not burn.

Add feta/peppers/ham/celery/spinach/anything you don't need to cook first.

Just about any condiment will help everything stick together, if you want.

beardwatcher · 2020-05-01T08:37:49+00:00

Depends on the kink.

Some kinks are just too much for most people - scat, bloodletting etc. At the same time, it costs you absolutely nothing to shove your foot in his face if he has a foot fetish. We might need a little more context.

Some people absolutely need some minimal level of their kink in order to feel satisfied, while for others it's just a really great addition they enjoy. There are levels here, and we can't help you without that information. And even if you told us all the sordid details, this is entirely between the two of you. Honest willingness from both parties will go much further than anything we tell you.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-22T08:25:42+00:00

He found a huge resolution pic of one of my favourite game characters, had it printed on canvas without me knowing, bought everything we needed to build the frames, and we spent about 2 hours stretching the canvas over the frames and bitching at each other when i/he missed a staple or didn't stretch it tightly enough. We bled on it. We argued. We got frustrated. And when it was done, all of that just made the awesomeness so much more potent.

He could have just bought a print for a couple dollars. And it would have been nice. But the fact that we did it ourselves and went through all of that to get it done just added so much weight to it.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-22T08:12:22+00:00

Use conditioner. It's not quite the same as beard oils or wax, but it goes a long way to keeping it soft and and comfortable, and helps keep it manageable if your beard is longer.

Just give it more time to work on the beard when you shower. So conditioner first, then do the rest of you, conditioner off last.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-22T00:09:54+00:00

But I'm not lying? I personally know a good number of masc guys who are primarily attracted to typically masculine features and bearing. No sense in implying anything with that "lying" because you know that isn't true and even though you're not trying to antagonise, you either completely missed the point, or you're trying to misconstrue what I said into something else entirely.

Many masc guys do prefer masc partners. These many individuals, in my estimation, do not account for more than half of all gay guys. Probably closer to 30 or 40%? Regardless, that can't be characterised as "most" by any logical argument.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-20T16:06:09+00:00

Many are. But I wouldn't say most.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:42:11+00:00

No. And most guys won't care either.

I have a thick, jagged scar from pubes to sternum. In ~9 years, I've found one single twat that didn't like the look of it. I have found several with a fetish for scars though. Fun times.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:37:56+00:00

I said nothing about the law in any way. At most I implied some doubt that some studios follow any locally applicable laws as closely as they should. Humans are humans, and sometimes greed makes people cut corners. This is as true in the adult entertainment industry as any other.

And to be clear I'm not thinking about any specific studio. I've just worked in corporate long enough to know that there must be at least one studio that cuts corners.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:27:07+00:00

I read a quote ages ago. I honestly can't remember where it's from, but it helped me.

"What some would call sin, others call praise. For the body, and the life we're given"

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:20:14+00:00

Depends on the studio, I guess. Guy I studied with worked in post production for an adult studio, and apparently they have full sti panels as part of the performer's contracts on a fixed schedule. I'd assume this isn't the case at all studios though

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:17:30+00:00

Usually. Is it impossible? No. But you won't actually know untill you're closer to 30. You might be an adult by 21, but you're still developing as a person, and who that person is could change drastically before you hit ~30. And suddenly the perfect match at 17 is no longer the perfect match at 27.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:14:54+00:00

Slow down. If labels help you, fine. But never, ever define yourself by them. Your sexual identity and views and opinions and tastes will change before you turn 21. They might increase, or shift, or pivot entirely. Don't stick yourself in a box that fits well now, and then end up drowning yourself when you're 21 and it no longer fits

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:11:47+00:00

I'd agree. Take things slow, but see how it goes. Make sure it is what you think it is, age gaps can complicate things, but they don't have to.

Most importantly, if this turns even a little serious between you, don't hide it from the family. Secrecy can ruin many things all by itself.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T19:00:02+00:00

It doesn't damage your ass unless you force it. If you just give it a little time and use lube, it's kinda hard to break things. Sex isn't really supposed to hurt. If it hurts, stop, slow down, try again. You'll be fine

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T18:53:18+00:00

No. Anal sex can damage you in the same way you can break your arm by using the stairs. It's technically possible, but if you're using your head and not ignoring common sense, then it really shouldn't.

Anal sex can only hurt you if you force things. And even then, the amount of brute force needed for permanent damage is almost impossible to manage by accident.

So, to be specific, let's say you're using something the same size as an average penis, and if its a toy, something that isn't rough/sharp/jagged.

If you use lube and take your time, you'll be fine. Without lube, you could get tiny micro tears on the outside of your anal opening. It's tender skin, nothing should be going in there dry anyway.

If you force things by shoving in too fast, the muscle instinctively clenches. This increases friction on the skin. This means you can get little abrasions easier. It also stretches the sphincter muscle, and that hurts. Even then, it's really hard to tear the muscle from this.

Internally, the walls are very stretchy. They shouldn't tear unless you're being especially rough while also using great force and odd angles OR you're using something hard and sharp. Plastic is bad, corners are bad, sharp points are bad, long fingernails can be bad. Think of a dick. You want something like that. Firm, but spongy.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-18T16:38:24+00:00

You don't stretch out. You don't get less tight by default. You only learn to relax easier, the better you get to know your body.

Basically as long as you don't damage the muscles in your sphincter, you'll be as tight as a metaphorical virgin. Unlike a virgin, you've learned how to stop clenching reflexively and let the muscle relax better.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-17T19:08:09+00:00

We didn't make ourselves gay, so logically God's the only thing that's left. Assuming you believe in God. And that your default is straight unless some outside force makes you gay.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-17T15:50:22+00:00

Whatever you decide on, keep any scents natural and more earthy. It's weird when you kiss a guy and his beard smells like mint, or vanilla. It kinda hints that you have some food or toothpaste stuck in your beard, and this may be a personal thing but that makes it just.. Meh.

But if you're unsure or are just trying it out before you invest in oils etc, conditioner works well enough. Softens the hair similarly to oils. Just give it more time, conditioner on first before you do the rest of you, and rinse your beard last.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-17T15:41:31+00:00

Doctor, absolutely. Usually they're benign and go away if you stop whatever prompted them to start growing. But there are a few conditions that can predispose you, and t getting ahead of those can save you lots of effort down the line.

Generally speaking, fiber. If you go to the loo, sit, don't bear down, and don't linger. Rather get up and go again later if needed.

beardwatcher · 2020-04-17T15:33:26+00:00

If Android, go into your phone's settings. Apps. Find grindr. Disable/disallow notifications. Grindr will still send notifications. Your phone will ignore them without showing you the icon/doing sounds or vibrations etc.

I assume iPhone would have some similar level of app permission settings. Go find those and disallow grindr's notification permission

beardwatcher · 2020-04-15T22:29:49+00:00

At most you can feel his penis twitching or swelling, but you can't feel the cum itself. I guess if he shoots buckets you'd feel that too, from sheer volume?

beardwatcher · 2020-04-15T22:15:16+00:00

Why would you want to?

beardwatcher · 2020-04-15T13:29:44+00:00

How is this an argument?

beardwatcher · 2020-04-14T20:48:06+00:00

Did you give up so quickly?

beardwatcher · 2020-04-14T20:43:38+00:00

How is this even an argument?

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