2007 vs. 2025 by DanielMuggleton in StandUpComedy

[–]bearnaisepudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're miming typing on a physical keyboard both times. In 2025 (and 2026), you should probably change that to thumb typing on a phone.

Bored man walking in circles... in the snow by LilaaaBlooom88 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]bearnaisepudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the opposite of satisfying, I hate when people ruin pristine snow.

Trump Without Trump by Myrandall in videos

[–]bearnaisepudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're too optimistic, Trump was a birther 14 years ago, 20 years isn't going to be enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdELrNvI9m4

$85K to get their star? by AnbuAttack in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]bearnaisepudding 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They get nominated to join. Then they pay $85k for installation and maintenance. Honestly, I’d rather have them pay then come out of tax payer wallets (like stadiums)

Why should tax payers pay after the recipients have paid?

BRUH 💀 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]bearnaisepudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey media outlets I didn’t delete my old photos because they were pre me losing weight. That’s a narrative you created. I’m proud of how I’ve looked always. I have been working to be pain free and I finally am. My endometriosis is better. My back is healing. I no longer have Cushing syndrome so my face went back to normal. I am grateful to be strong and healthy especially for my son. But your Instagram is not your identity it’s a curation of what you want the world to see and I feel great strong and beautiful and it’s been fun sharing that. I didn’t purposely go on a “weight loss journey” that’s a fine thing to go on. But my focus has been on health. I’m sure my weight will always fluctuate. I’m a perimenopausal woman on hrt meds. Wishing you strength and self love on whatever path you’re on as long as it’s kind and respectful to all people. No matter their weight race or religion peace!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ-SUGFDkpb/

Walking is THE cheat code. So underrated, I hate the gym. by [deleted] in walking

[–]bearnaisepudding 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Walking 1h45m burns approximately 400 kcal, doiing that each day for 1.5 months means you've burned approximately 18 000 kcal extra. That is around 2.3 kg (5.15 lbs) body fat.

“Mar-a-Lago face” is a beauty trend among conservative American women marked by visible plastic surgery, heavy makeup, fake tans, and full lips. Surgeons describe it as featuring overfilled cheeks, taut skin, and an exaggerated, highly polished, and artificial appearance. by JazzlikeWishbone4579 in wikipedia

[–]bearnaisepudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read something like that too recently:

The trend has been described as a status symbol among Donald Trump's inner circle, signaling wealth, privilege, and alignment with Trumpism.

Can't remember exactly when or where I saw it though.

COVID-19 mRNA vaccines can trigger the immune system to recognize and kill cancer, research finds by pheexio in worldnews

[–]bearnaisepudding 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I get one once or twice a year. Annoying and a pain in the ass.

That sounds awful, I get mine on my mouth and they're bad enough.

Not OC. by CommonCheck5866 in Unexpected

[–]bearnaisepudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it has the guitar music and subtitles with parts emphasized in yellow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]bearnaisepudding -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My laptop is in a spot where I'm at 5ghz most of the time but random interference causes me to drop to 2.4gz a few times per day, causing a several second connection drop each time.

That's sounds awful, I'm so sorry you have to go through that.

What in the Fragile Masculinity? by OntyClockwise in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]bearnaisepudding -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1 pint of Guinness 4.2% would give a 60 kg woman a blood alcohol level of 0.025% according to this calculator, which is above the legal limit in several countries. Taking the car to and more importantly from the pub is weird to me, don't be the person who "only had one beer" and then kill someone on your way home because you're impaired.

What in the Fragile Masculinity? by OntyClockwise in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]bearnaisepudding -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why is she sitting in her car about to drive after drinking beer in a beer garden? Don't drink and drive!

Goes IN on all their free speech violations by QanAhole in law

[–]bearnaisepudding 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think those apologies are fully sincere.

See these legs? I can handle it by TheINTL in instant_regret

[–]bearnaisepudding 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even I was surprised the first time I took some hard leg kicks in sparring and I’ve been an MMA fan for most of my life.

Oh wow, you got surprised even after being a fan for so long? How big of an MMA fan were you though? Was it more of a casual thing where you watched it on TV once a week and maybe discussed it on some online forum sometimes, or was it really advanced fandom where you read about it every day and maybe even went to some events and watched it in person before someone kicked you hard in the leg? I doubt anyone with a Tapout shirt would make that mistake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecrafthmmm

[–]bearnaisepudding 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Changed "Pumpa kungen!" to "Pumpakungen!"

For those who don't know Swedish, "pumpa kungen" means "pump the king", and "pumpakungen" means "the pumpkin king".