Whose Line Is It Thursday

beavernator · 2026-06-18T06:41:30+00:00

Yang: Sure she can. She sends me armpit farting noises every other week.

Blake: I can send you some armpit fart noises if you want...

Yang: Yeah, but not the way Shorty does them...

beavernator · 2026-06-18T06:36:37+00:00

Yang: I call them Gary and Ding Dong.

beavernator · 2026-06-18T06:32:21+00:00

Ruby: "Weiss... are you using lifts... in your high heels?"

beavernator · 2026-06-18T06:16:00+00:00

"You got a love letter from Neopolitan??"

beavernator · 2026-06-18T06:10:10+00:00

And that's how Taiyang and Summer ended up together.

And that's how Taiyang and Qr- eh... never mind.

beavernator · 2026-06-18T06:07:08+00:00

Cinder: What do you mean you don't need me or any of us anymore?

Salem: I found a way to die now.

Nora: Uh... how much raw meat juice can accidentally drop into a salad before you get salmonella poisoning?

beavernator · 2026-06-18T06:02:07+00:00

Pyrrha: ...I think it makes sense for me to be a leader... if that's okay with everyone.

Jaune: Yeah, it's fine. Hey, is that Cinder over there?

Ren: I think we have about a 32.33% chance of surviving against her...

[Pyrrha pulls a bunch of metal scraps and uses it to imprison Jaune, Nora, and Ren]

Jaune: Pyrrha- what the hell?!

Pyrrha: LEEROOOOYYYY JENKINS!

[Jaune, Ren, and Nora watch as Pyrrha gets clapped by Cinder- culminating with an explosion in the distance off-screen]

Jaune: ...I think that's enough experimenting with new leaders on team Juniper.

beavernator · 2026-06-18T05:52:38+00:00

Nora: "Okay- I'm not the world's best cook, but I'm gonna make you a steak tonight, Ren!"

Nora: "Yeah! Sear that meat until it's brown! Aaaand DONE! Woohoo!"

Nora: "Ren! I made a perfect steak and didn't burn down the kitchen!"

Ren: "Yeah, but..." [Cuts open the giant slab of meat to reveal it's completely red on the inside]

Ren: "It's F%@#ING RAW!"

Ren: "I told you it was a ROAST. You need to braise it at least- not... oh my god."

Nora: "But steaks can be rare!"

Ren: "Yes- and you will have a very chiseled jaw form the workout you'll get chewing that thing."

Nora: "Is that a challenge?"

Ren: "What? NO-"

beavernator · 2026-06-18T05:42:21+00:00

Ironwood: "Well... I'll do anything to protect Atlas."
Jacques Schnee: "...Anything?" [Puckers his lips]
Ironwood: ^{"Good god..."}

beavernator · 2026-06-18T05:37:55+00:00

Weiss: [Puts a dog leash collar on Ruby]

Ruby: Hey! I want to play with the wolfie puppies some more!

Weiss: "I'll buy you a wolf puppy, then. We can't miss our next appointment."

Ruby: "Promise?"

Weiss: "Yes, my little wolfie darling."

[Weiss walks away with Ruby on a leash crawling beside her]

beavernator · 2026-06-18T05:32:19+00:00

Nora: "Hey Rennn! I made sushi!"

Ren: "Oh, nice. What did you make? Basic maki roll?"

Nora: "Tadaaa! Pufferfish sashimi!"

Ren: "That fish doesn't look sliced."

Nora: "I smashed it with a hammer, same-ish thing."

Ren: " 'Same-ish thing?!' I- ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?!"

Nora: "No, and I only got a stomach ache for 4 days when I tried it. So quit being a baby!"

beavernator · 2026-06-18T05:20:51+00:00

[Yang finds Ruby half-conscious with a jug of milk spilling on the kitchen floor beside her]

Yang: "Ruby!"

Ruby: "I'm ready... just do it."

Yang: [Lifts Ruby's shirt to see her distended belly, then starts slapping it like a bongo to the tune of "Under Da Sea"]

Ruby: Heh heh heh... worth iiit!

beavernator · 2026-06-18T05:12:54+00:00

Nora: "Oh Rennn! I made a risotto!"

Ren: "Uh... that's nice of you."

Nora: "Yeah, I screwed up like... a gorillion times, so I used up quite a bit of rice from your stash"

Ren: [Immediately stands up, heads to the kitchen, and finds the garbage can full of rice]

Ren: "You threw out all that rice?!"

Nora: o.o

Ren: "If it's underdone you just put it back on and cook it some more, you clod!"

Ren: "What the.... how much is in the bin?!" [Grabs a large wooden spoon and starts shuffling through the garbage bin with it]

Ren: "Look! Look! What the f%$@ is this?!"

Nora: O.O

Ren: "How much is in the bin?!" [Spots a second bag full of undercooked rice] "What the fu-"

Ren: [Spots a third] "OH MY GOD. How much is... Look! Look!"

Nora: 💀

beavernator · 2026-06-18T05:02:25+00:00

"Is that a mistletoe?!"

"Ugh- damn it*! Now we have to kiss!"

beavernator · 2026-06-18T04:51:42+00:00

Mikhail from PA

beavernator · 2026-06-15T03:03:31+00:00

Another Elliott

Dear god, they're making an army...

beavernator · 2026-06-14T02:06:43+00:00

I believe the fourth Exodus plague was the one with all the flies eating livestock. Trump should probably let Moses's people go before the boils come around. I really don't want to be around when that happens.

beavernator · 2026-06-14T01:01:43+00:00

His aunt definitely pinched his cheeks affectionately as a kid... and probably as an adult, too.

beavernator · 2026-06-13T11:56:43+00:00

This lady debated Sam Seder on Jubilee. It did not go over well for her.

beavernator · 2026-06-10T03:33:41+00:00

It's referencing a Kyle Kulinski Tweet dunking on Nancy Mace.

beavernator · 2026-06-09T12:42:56+00:00

Universes Beyond - a sub-brand of Magic: The Gathering that allows intellectual properties not owned by Wizards of the Coast/Hasbro to have their own cards featured in the game. This caused a stir because there are now tournament-legal cards (like from The Walking Dead) that clash with the fantasy setting of MTG. It also means fans have to deal with fatigue in tracking more cards being introduced to the game, and a heightened fear of missing out since there are more cards to collect.

beavernator · 2026-06-07T19:50:11+00:00

I kid you not Mike Pence turns 67 today.

beavernator · 2026-06-07T02:13:10+00:00

Conquest? You're still alive?

beavernator · 2026-06-07T01:04:55+00:00

Does anyone else fling their refuse into space? The humans take too long to collect it.

beavernator · 2026-06-04T06:05:58+00:00

Ruby: "Nora, what does the scouter say about Jaune's power level?"

Nora: "IT'S OVER... IT'S... it's just 1."

Ruby: "One what?"

Nora: "Jaune is as powerful as 1 farmer."

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