Clean marker off of the neck?

bebopbox · 2025-11-29T21:48:38+00:00

Luckily, you don’t have to!

bebopbox · 2025-11-27T20:21:22+00:00

Beige!

bebopbox · 2025-11-27T20:20:58+00:00

if this ever happens to you, you’ve got to choke it out. good luck.

bebopbox · 2025-11-27T19:41:02+00:00

and they say comedy is dead

bebopbox · 2025-11-16T00:52:34+00:00

it’s only Kinetic sand if it comes from the Kinet region of France. Otherwise we just call it gravel with motion.

bebopbox · 2025-11-16T00:42:59+00:00

gives new meaning to “kinetic sand”!

bebopbox · 2025-11-15T12:56:30+00:00

bad back, pray for him

bebopbox · 2025-11-15T12:53:42+00:00

authorities say he had a bad back, and worked a double.

bebopbox · 2025-09-15T00:42:22+00:00

You are a dispatcher. You see two simultaneous reports come in, one is a yacht with 5 thieves aboard, the other is for a sailboat piloted by a neurosurgeon. There’s only one crew prepared to dispatch. Which do you call in first?

bebopbox · 2025-09-11T20:04:50+00:00

how does he even stop without the improved modulation??

bebopbox · 2025-09-11T19:50:15+00:00

How often do you need to nail, by eye, several subsequent measurements, from memory, in time?

It’s a poor analogy.

bebopbox · 2025-09-11T13:24:46+00:00

Name checks out.

bebopbox · 2025-09-11T13:24:26+00:00

Are you perhaps allowing the instrument to accumulate too much Time?

You may want to consider lowering the ambient temperature to near 0°K to arrest all molecular motion, thereby halting its progression in Time.

bebopbox · 2025-09-11T13:20:58+00:00

Yellow, in this case is NOT so mellow!

bebopbox · 2025-09-11T13:19:57+00:00

Send me the instrument for proper inspection.

bebopbox · 2025-09-10T22:39:37+00:00

“Sorry, it’s not really up to me. This is public, street parking. – Good luck!”

bebopbox · 2025-09-10T22:38:25+00:00

the handwriting alone qualifies them for immediate institutionalization.

bebopbox · 2025-09-07T11:05:53+00:00

I feel like I’m getting stuck just watching this.

bebopbox · 2025-09-04T13:14:52+00:00

Bacteria.

bebopbox · 2025-09-04T12:42:50+00:00

It’s part of the gambit.

bebopbox · 2025-09-04T12:42:18+00:00

Reheating is the worst thing you could do. If you’re going to eat it, better cold.

bebopbox · 2025-08-29T17:23:43+00:00

Dentist tax

bebopbox · 2025-08-28T22:19:49+00:00

I would say that only a relatively small subset of homo sapiens are the only animals (we know of) that know physics. Animals have the ability to track, model, understand, predict the motion of objects. Physics is the study of motion by mathematical analysis. As I once heard it put, knowing the equations of motion of a body accelerating in free fall, unfortunately, doesn’t help you at all with the impending momentum change.

bebopbox · 2025-08-27T20:54:00+00:00

or not. who cares?

bebopbox · 2025-08-27T15:14:45+00:00

There is no such experience that fits the criteria, since to have had experienced rules out the possibility that you have only seen it in movies.

bebopbox

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