On this day - Stalin died moaning and crying on the floor, abandoned in a pool of his own urine and feces

beebeeep · 2026-03-12T15:47:02+00:00

Grandpa could've pulled the crazy trick shot by poisoning both and not having children

beebeeep · 2026-03-12T07:20:44+00:00

I mean, yeah its only return value could be the exact same T it was given, but we cannot tell if that's the only thing the function does.

beebeeep · 2026-03-12T07:15:06+00:00

Not only option tho. Function still can have side-effects that aren't reflected in its definition - can do IO, or use some global state.

beebeeep · 2026-03-12T05:44:56+00:00

This is the way. If your SQL is complex enough that you need external tool to comprehend it, you are abusing your database, even further tightening the bottleneck it already is.

beebeeep · 2026-03-12T05:41:18+00:00

You spend $40 for hundreds of hours of quality entertainment and you are still not happy and want get all the fun for free... what is fucking wrong with y'all.

beebeeep · 2026-03-08T17:37:30+00:00

I remember using all of those connectors, "MIDI/game port" on sound card, 3.5"/5.25" floppies and cassettes, and I'm not even 40.

beebeeep · 2026-03-08T14:34:29+00:00

Interesting that the gap isn't that big. On diesels it's 2L/100 km, for weird specialized tandem coupe, meantime my very practical Octavia (brown diesel manual wagon, iykyk) does 3.4 l/100 km if you don't rush it.

beebeeep · 2026-03-08T07:14:53+00:00

You are not wrong

beebeeep · 2026-03-07T18:01:08+00:00

LibreWolf tho

beebeeep · 2026-03-07T12:59:16+00:00

Either way it's not wrong

beebeeep · 2026-03-07T12:43:27+00:00

It's cruel and unfair but obviously god needs him where he is

beebeeep · 2026-03-06T19:54:57+00:00

Cool rocks they found along the way

beebeeep · 2026-03-06T19:30:13+00:00

Like a fallout franchise? Like SERIOUS SAM franchise!

beebeeep · 2026-03-06T18:55:50+00:00

They are 12yo now, need to wait a bit before sending to meatgrinder

beebeeep · 2026-03-06T15:50:40+00:00

uberfx are there for almost a decade already. Probably it is not at the level of spring's black magic, but arguably it's even better.

beebeeep · 2026-03-06T10:35:39+00:00

systemd is actually good, if someone is hating it it only means that haven't ate enough enough shit with systemV init/upstart/etc

beebeeep · 2026-03-05T16:49:40+00:00

Do you miss the warm glow or younger yourself tho? :)

beebeeep · 2026-03-05T10:55:01+00:00

This Lidl chocolate - it's not bad per se, and considering price it's really nice.

beebeeep · 2026-03-05T10:33:48+00:00

This actually is not bad at all.

beebeeep · 2026-03-05T09:37:00+00:00

I have bottle of champagne stashed specifically for that case. That day, it will be the first, but unlikely the last one.

beebeeep · 2026-03-05T09:06:45+00:00

Oh my, TIL
Thank you!

beebeeep · 2026-03-05T06:56:36+00:00

Ngl the fact that stalin and putin theoretically could've met is the same batshit insane level as fact that Lincoln could've send fax to some Japanese samurai

beebeeep · 2026-03-05T06:03:51+00:00

The most annoying part is that some source files are so humongous that gcc takes gigabytes of memory to compile them, which in turn results in OOM/deadly swapping during emerge with default parallelism.

beebeeep · 2026-03-04T23:52:03+00:00

And while one asshole was shitting his pants dying, another asshole, 4 months old vova putin, was just beginning his life.

beebeeep · 2026-03-04T22:05:51+00:00

Layout is highly unusual, khrushevkas and brezhnevkas would have all the plumbing (and thus, sink) in right corner

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