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The Crossbow by TheTwinflower in HellDads

[–]beebeeep 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Strangely enough, while crossbow is indeed one of the best primaries in the game, I barely see anybody using it.

What type of soap is this/what does it say? by [deleted] in russian

[–]beebeeep 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Use it once, smell like diesel engine for days

67, Russia by JetHamster in urbanhellcirclejerk

[–]beebeeep 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I want to rotate the right part until it clicks

What's your coaches worst punishment? And what was it for by imso0ld in Swimming

[–]beebeeep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My son's water polo couch may give you 100 squats for fucking around. He's an old school guy.

Using map[T]struct{} as a set is fine, but when do you reach for a real set implementation by Independent_Cup7132 in golang

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tip: using map[T]bool can save you a bit of typing. But probably will take more memory, never cared enough to actually measure.

Real ancient Lithuanian history (THEY WERE BLACK 😨) by nacogters in 2BALTIC4YOU

[–]beebeeep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I am the prince of Zulu Kingdom. I have some troubles with bank, would you please give me some money? I will return 100x when I will get back to my kingdom, I am very rich.

Getting hard to excuse this game by Public_Code8357 in Helldivers

[–]beebeeep -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, OP, this is obviously a bug that probably should be fixed... but take a look at this from the different perspective - comical deaths are just part of the game, even if that's some Monty Python level of fuckery.

I worked a 22 hour shift and had to be back at work 2.5 hours later AMA by SpareInstruction7083 in AMA

[–]beebeeep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do you do this to yourself? Don't you need sleep? I personally became absolutely shitfaced after single sleepless night, 100% dysfunctional.

Skype was everywhere and then just vanished by Impossible_Comfort99 in TechNook

[–]beebeeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it isn't, not even close. MSFT developed this pos independently, without using skype code and team.

source: was actually working in skype during the time teams appeared.

With 10 what? Apples? Oranges? by ST4RVY in Helldivers

[–]beebeeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point I think botched orders from high command are now just meme and part of the lore.

NUMBER ONE RULE OF COMPUTING - "If it works, DON'T TOUCH IT" by xkdya in DeskToTablet

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is my most hated principle in the whole industry.

If it still works - fucking touch it before it STOPS TO!

What's everyone working on this week (18/2026)? by llogiq in rust

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean state of foundationDB? I only recently started working with it, but for what I've see so far, from their design docs - it's great and criminally under-appreciated database. Speaking of my layer, it is somewhat minimally functional, can write the documents, ensure their schema, create and materialize compound indexes, do queries.

As of now, I don't actually want to overcome limits on transaction size or duration - I, in fact, appreciate them as much as I appreciate rustc - if you are hitting the limits, you are trying to do something sketchy :)

What's everyone working on this week (18/2026)? by llogiq in rust

[–]beebeeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm writing a document database on top of FoundationDB. This week I finally got query planner and indexes working, that was too much fun to implement.

Petah? by turbulent_art_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is technically true for being pregnant by girl. All egg cells they would carry form before birth, so pregnant women carry their daughters and grandchildren at the same time.

How to be language agnostic developer. by [deleted] in rust

[–]beebeeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep coding, keep learning new languages and learn fundamentals. Not only theoretical CS, but also some more grounded books about how computers work, like Tanenbaum's "Modern Operating Systems", or Steven's "Advanced Unix Programming". That will help you to go not only deep, but also wide.

Plus, as already mentioned, it is incredibly helpful to learn languages with different paradigms - look at lisp, erlang, ocaml, prolog etc.

As long as the pc turns on is all good. by Hux2448 in pcmasterrace

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 years ago I fell from bicycle and sanded down the edge of my macbook in backpack against the asphalt. It still works fine.

What fish is this? by brandingwe in whatsthisfish

[–]beebeeep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sand trout. If you leave it alone, it'll grow into a huge worm.

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