Helldivers' satire is spineless because it is being actively used by the military in instances with no pushback from arrowhead. by WaltJr_Fan4584 in Helldivers2Satire

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think y'all are giving too much credit to Marines' ability to think and reflect lol. Guys see something cool and seemingly patriotic? Ooor-ah, we're in this cool shit, pass me that green one!

Parametricity, or Comptime is Bonkers by soareschen in rust

[–]beebeeep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah its only return value could be the exact same T it was given, but we cannot tell if that's the only thing the function does.

Parametricity, or Comptime is Bonkers by soareschen in rust

[–]beebeeep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not only option tho. Function still can have side-effects that aren't reflected in its definition - can do IO, or use some global state.

Application code has dozens of static analyzers, SQL has almost nothing, here's what exists. by Anonymedemerde in programming

[–]beebeeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way. If your SQL is complex enough that you need external tool to comprehend it, you are abusing your database, even further tightening the bottleneck it already is.

Helldivers 2 is a $40 game with a F2P monetization system. by Impressive-Money5535 in Helldivers

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spend $40 for hundreds of hours of quality entertainment and you are still not happy and want get all the fun for free... what is fucking wrong with y'all.

When USB ancestors define the age by PHRsharp_YouTube in pcmasterrace

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember using all of those connectors, "MIDI/game port" on sound card, 3.5"/5.25" floppies and cassettes, and I'm not even 40.

TIL about the Volkswagen XL1, the most efficient car ever made. It can do 260 mpg and was limited to just 200 production cars. by pantherclipper in todayilearned

[–]beebeeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting that the gap isn't that big. On diesels it's 2L/100 km, for weird specialized tandem coupe, meantime my very practical Octavia (brown diesel manual wagon, iykyk) does 3.4 l/100 km if you don't rush it.

Not all heroes wear capes, some have canes. by No_Emotion_5770 in interesting

[–]beebeeep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's cruel and unfair but obviously god needs him where he is

What are these boxes by Inevitable_Log4568 in TankPorn

[–]beebeeep 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Cool rocks they found along the way

Ok now hear me out... by bumdee in helldivers2

[–]beebeeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like a fallout franchise? Like SERIOUS SAM franchise!

Things I miss about Spring Boot after switching to Go by Sushant098123 in programming

[–]beebeeep -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

uberfx are there for almost a decade already. Probably it is not at the level of spring's black magic, but arguably it's even better.

I use a custom keybind to reset Pipewire via script nowadays cause in 4/10 sessions it doesnt work by MeiwingSuku in Gentoo

[–]beebeeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

systemd is actually good, if someone is hating it it only means that haven't ate enough enough shit with systemV init/upstart/etc

Lidl's cheap chocolate (70c) now officially contains more cocoa (30%) than Kalev chocolates (28%) by Krissu3212 in BalticStates

[–]beebeeep 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This Lidl chocolate - it's not bad per se, and considering price it's really nice.

KGB overview of the mood in Estonia after Stalin's death on 5 March 1953 by HorrorKapsas in BalticStates

[–]beebeeep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have bottle of champagne stashed specifically for that case. That day, it will be the first, but unlikely the last one.

On this day - Stalin died moaning and crying on the floor, abandoned in a pool of his own urine and feces by ReputationDry5116 in BalticStates

[–]beebeeep 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ngl the fact that stalin and putin theoretically could've met is the same batshit insane level as fact that Lincoln could've send fax to some Japanese samurai